I saw that report on a streamer on Fox and that a tsunami warning was issued and then cancelled. Hmmm, wonder if all the quakes that have occured in this region over the past 2 years have anything to do with Indonesia having the largest Islamic population of any nation on Earth? Maybe God is trying to get their attention, and I pray that every Muslim gets to hear the Gospel of Jesus Christ at least once before it's too late.
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Or Faux news screwed up again.
Then again if they told you that Christ had returned, you'd believe it.
fucking sheeple.
Or it could be that just about the entire Indonesian island chain is active seismically. Volcanos, earthquakes, tsunamis and mud slides (due to seismic friction) are part of daily occurance.
Muslims could argue the same thing... Every year some American town gets oblirated by some tornado or hurricane. Besides, tornados are relatively unique to the US; the chance of that happening outside of Tornado Alley are slim to none. Maybe Allah is trying to get their attention, and I pray that every Christiqn gets to hear the Koran at least once before it's too late.
"Hmmm, wonder if all the quakes that have occured in this region over the past 2 years have anything to do with Indonesia having the largest Islamic population of any nation on Earth?"
Er, no, they don't. I'd go back to your parents and ask for some sort of refund, if I were you. That brain of yours clearly isn't the latest model.
"Maybe God is trying to get their attention, and I pray that every Muslim gets to hear the Gospel of Jesus Christ at least once before it's too late."
Yes, because in this deluded fool's eyes, a drowning Christian is a tragedy whereas a drowning Muslim is a good start.
"Maybe God is trying to get their attention"
So your omnipotent god is sitting there, pissed off about peoples beliefs, asking itself: How in heaven can I tell them believing in Islam is unacceptable? I mean, they still believe in me but the details are all screwed up and I know details are important to me. So, I make them suffer a disaster that to intelligent people is indistinguishable from a natural occurrence. That should enlighten them! And for all others, this will tell them how worthy I am of their worship.
"wonder if all the quakes that have occured in this region over the past 2 years have anything to do with Indonesia having the largest Islamic population "
No, it has to do with all the infidel vacationers violating sharia by drinking beer and women with naked hair.
Actually 30 minutes to outrun a wave is "insufficient" warning. And indeed telling the people to flee would have resulted in a collosal stampede which would have killed more people.
Oh and all the asians have to do is point out Katrina. Cause unlike the country where New Orleans is they handled the situation phenomenally well. Hell going so far as to declare ceasefires in bloody conflicts so that both sides can help people out is frankly amazing.
And unlike New Orleans who had a warning over days about the upcoming hurricane. And unlike New Orleans who are part of the most powerful and richest country on earth they still managed to pull through as human beings rather than the breakdown of social order that went along with the storm...
Actually, Indonesia does not have the largest muslim population of "all nations". India may hold that title since its extremely difficult to take a census and nigh on 40% of a billion people is close or exceeding the Indonesian population...
I do like your Jesus fellow, but I don't like these christians.
So, by this logic, the string of tornadoes, hurricanes and floods that plagues the Bible Belt every year would be...?
Maybe God is trying to get their attention
Muslims already pray to god, disphit.
Actually 30 minutes to outrun a wave is "insufficient" warning. And indeed telling the people to flee would have resulted in a colossal stampede which would have killed more people.
Has anyone read The Swarm ? A huge tsunami hits Europe and authorities tell people to evacuate, so they all pile into their cars, create huge traffic jams, and get killed when the wave hits. Of course authorities still have to tell people to evacuate when a tsunami is en-route, but how efficiently anyone -developing or industrial country - can evacuate a whole city at once...
I saw that report on a streamer on Fox and that a tornado warning was issued for the Bible Belt. Hmmm, wonder if all the tornadoes that have occurred in this region over the past 100 years have anything to do with the Bible Belt having the largest lunatic fringe Christian fundamentalist population of any nation on Earth? Maybe God is trying to get their attention, and I pray that every fundie stops pestering God and shoving Him in everyone else's face before it's too late.
antichrist gave me an absolutely devious, but hilarious idea.. but I'm not techno-literate enough to know if it is even possible to pull off.
Here's the scenario, though.. Remember the big fiasco with the radio transmission of War of The Worlds? And all the "fun" it caused?
Wouldn't it be fun if someone could hack into the Faux "News" ticker and actually RUN across the bottom of the screen that heir jebus had returned.. and if they were still able to read it, they were in trouble because apparently they failed the test and jebus didn't take them back to heaven?
That would be fun.. I'd laugh.
"Hmmm, wonder if all the quakes that have occured in this region over the past 2 years have anything to do with Indonesia having the largest Islamic population of any nation on Earth?"
Or, could it be that Indonesia is an island arc located over a subduction zone? This makes it one of the most seismically and volcanically active places on Earth.
Heathenangel:
I'm sure you could if you knew stuff about technology. But why stop at the banner if you could do that? Have a professional-looking fake news broadcast with a CGI Jesus descending from above, and somebody off camera blowing a trumpet. Claim it's happening in Mexico, then when all the fundies rush across the border, build a big fucking wall with machine gun turrets. That ought to keep Intelligent Design out of classrooms.
Well, Ann, if a Muslim hasn't heard of Jesus, than he hasn't read the Koran, and if a Muslim hasn't read the Koran, then he's not considered a good Muslim. As opposed to you people, who have clearly never read the Bible well enough to recall the verse "love thy neighbor." Contrary to popular belief, it is not "love thy neighbor unless he is not the same religion as you."
NonProphet wrote:
"So, by this logic, the string of tornadoes, hurricanes and floods that plagues the Bible Belt every year would be...?"
Divine punishment for not hating Heath Ledger enough.
(Hey, when are we going to get the quote feature working again on FSTDT? The vB tag doesn't do anything anymore.)
Here in the UK at just before one-o-clock this morning we were hit by our biggest earthquake in twenty-five years.
I've just checked our local paper's website and the only structural damage recorded locally is due to a stone cross falling off a local church and damaging the roof. Ho hum.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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