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[When asked what evidence he has, outside of the Bible, for the non-existence of various cultures before the Flood]

None --- I don't do that kind of extra-Biblical research. It's not my thing. Outside of the Bible, I'm disarmed and disoriented.

AV1611VET, ChristianForums.com 63 Comments [2/27/2008 12:20:12 PM]
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Submitted By: Horsefeathers
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Mister Spak

You're also disbrained.

2/27/2008 12:24:27 PM

Thammuz

Well, this explains a lot, doesn't it?

2/27/2008 12:34:04 PM

plue

no needed explanation for that...

2/27/2008 12:40:35 PM



Fundie in a nutshell award?

2/27/2008 12:41:39 PM

Vintersorg

"Outside of the Bible, I'm disarmed and disoriented."

Finally, for the first time in his life, AV1611VET told something that is real...

Well, patrially,

"In general, I'm disarmed and disoriented"

There, fixed...


2/27/2008 12:45:31 PM

freako104

Words so true are so rarely spoken

2/27/2008 12:49:00 PM

demodocos

@Vintersorg: You stole my line.

2/27/2008 12:50:04 PM

faff

well at least they admit to it, its just too bad they don't see anything wrong with that

2/27/2008 12:53:34 PM

Pill_Grim_Phill

So basically you're armed with what? Fables and Fairy Tales and the story of a temper tantrum prone reformer of Jewish religious practices?

In an ironic twist, in the hands of an Atheist the Bible is one of the most dangerous tools of all.

2/27/2008 12:59:10 PM

caitshidhe

You know, I think this may well be the first and ONLY time we'll ever see AV posting something that isn't a gigantic steaming pile of horse shit.

Tomorrow he goes back to strawmen and blatant fallacies.

2/27/2008 12:59:14 PM

Jesus Klingon

Outside of the Bible, I'm disarmed and disoriented.

We've known that for a long time.

2/27/2008 1:00:57 PM

agentCDE

El oh el.

2/27/2008 1:09:00 PM

Prager

We should make some kind of "at least he's honest" comment here.

2/27/2008 1:11:07 PM

Doctor Whom


2/27/2008 1:15:03 PM

Sinner

"at least he's honest" award?
btw what ever happened to the awards?

2/27/2008 1:17:03 PM

Aethernaut

Hell, from what I've seen, INSIDE the Bible you're disarmed & disoriented.

2/27/2008 1:18:19 PM

Freboy

If the idea that things in the bible must be disproven by science, because religion was here first, I guess we should start challenging fundies with teachings that are even older than the bible.

@Vintersorg
Är du också svensk eller?

2/27/2008 1:21:04 PM



@Freboy: ZOROASTRIANISM FTW

2/27/2008 1:23:56 PM

Creosus

Who is this guy?

Seems like has proved to be quite the quote treasure trove of fundie statements.

2/27/2008 1:23:58 PM

Frege

Ignorance is bliss

2/27/2008 1:30:28 PM

NonProphet

"Outside of the Bible my padded cell, I'm disarmed and disoriented."

Fixed!

2/27/2008 1:36:15 PM

Nirjuana

Good old AV1611VET back in action

2/27/2008 1:37:40 PM

El Guapo

"Outside of the Bible, I'm disarmed and disoriented."

Inside the Bible, its dark.

My guess is outside of his house, AV1611VET is armed and disoriented. Scary thought.

2/27/2008 1:50:14 PM

Zipperback

Bet a buck he doesn't even do extra biblical research when it's Bible related.

He's sort of like a man who's an expert on Macbeth but never heard of Shakespeare.

I think the point is AV1611VET has a bible quote for every situation, except the ones where he doesn't have a bible quote, which is most of them.

2/27/2008 1:56:35 PM

Count Spatula

Not as fundie as I would expect from vet. Very rarely do fundies admit their ignorance without saying that 'anything outside the bible has no relevance' or something of that nature...

2/27/2008 1:59:08 PM
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