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Circle of Earth doesn't defy a Flat Earth.

A Flat Earth is not a cube or square, but a disc, with the "North" Pole in the center, thus any navigation by compass would not contradict our notion of a spherical Earth.

And it is no laughing matter. There is a worldwide conspiracy perpetuating the myth of a spherical Earth.

Thankfully, there are a select few who haven't been silenced by the Government. There is a website and forum attempting to open peoples' eyes with thorough explanations for the phenomena most people have never questioned.

EnCrypto, Christian Forums 83 Comments [2/27/2008 7:08:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Gaara of the Sand
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szena

Why would the government want to support a conspiracy to fool people into thinking that the earth was spherical? You didn't think this all the way through, did you?

2/27/2008 7:11:31 PM

SweetViolet

Oh, please be a Poe. Cos if yer not, then we gotta get you back to the psych ward before anybody notices yer missing...

2/27/2008 7:14:32 PM

Dracori

El oh fucking el.

2/27/2008 7:17:47 PM

Osiris

@szena: The government funds NASA and NASA goes into space and brings back conclusive physical evidence showing that the Earth is a large three dimensional ball floating in space orbiting a massive three dimensional ball of burning hydrogen gas that is millions of kilometers away. As you can see the government supports NASA's heliocentric-round-Earth-big Universe conspiracy because the government is controlled by the Illuminate/Skull and Bones/Freemasons/Alien reptile shapshifters who want people to believe in science and not God.

Yes I am being a Poe right now.

2/27/2008 7:20:11 PM

big baby jesus

the reverse vampires want you to believe in a spherical earth to keep ron paul out of office

2/27/2008 7:28:41 PM

GigaGuess

So explain why flights can go over both the north and south poles

2/27/2008 7:30:31 PM

ScienceDT

The South Pole called and is pissed it got left out.

But, I actually think you're less fundie and more clinically ill. Really.

2/27/2008 7:30:31 PM

Happymealungen

"And it is no laughing matter. "

I daresay it is.

2/27/2008 7:31:05 PM

z

So how does the South Pole fit in all this?


2/27/2008 7:33:35 PM

SweetViolet

@z" "So how does the South Pole fit in all this?"

It's on the flip side, silly!

2/27/2008 7:39:14 PM

snappy handle

So I'm guessing physicists, astronomers, and even commercial pilots are all in on the conspiracy, too?

2/27/2008 7:49:13 PM

Mister Spak

If we start drilling for oil at the north pole after global warming melts the ice cap will we come out at the south pole?

2/27/2008 7:58:44 PM

Caustic Gnostic

What's on the B side?

2/27/2008 8:07:14 PM

Vampirehummingbird

Christmas was two months ago and there's still fruitcake around?

2/27/2008 8:13:30 PM

approximate

Earth, as seen from the moon, motherfucker.


2/27/2008 8:16:39 PM

Observable Reality

So why do GPS units work?

2/27/2008 8:19:14 PM

Illuminatalie

What's on the B side? Turtles. Many turtles.

2/27/2008 8:21:12 PM

Nirjuana

But why the fuck would they do so? I can understand these "Subliminal messages" that keeps us under control or makes us buy things but why would the Government make us to believe that earth is round? It don't make any sense

2/27/2008 8:32:26 PM

www.evolvedrational.com

GPS

Enough said.

2/27/2008 8:36:01 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

A Flat Earth is not a cube or square, but a disc, with the "North" Pole in the center, thus any navigation by compass would not contradict our notion of a spherical Earth.

Nice try, but I think such a model would require a magnetic monopole at a point in the centre and another one distributed around the circumference - there's no return path possible for a radial field in a flat plane. When you're done with that, you can then explain how gravity fits your ludicrous model, and thus why your disc world doesn't immediately collapse into a spheroid under that gravitational force.

2/27/2008 8:42:38 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Caustic Gnostic: "B Side". I am amused :-)

2/27/2008 8:43:55 PM

Old Viking

Worldwide conspiracies are the worst kind.

2/27/2008 8:46:36 PM

anevilmeme

Just so you know, the Discworld novels are just stories.

2/27/2008 8:53:07 PM

Septic Sceptic

For the sake of my sanity I must believe this is a poe. If you were to prove to me that EnCrypto really meant this, my brains would rupture and sparrows would fly out.

2/27/2008 9:03:40 PM

Paler_Face

I think this person actually has an IQ somewhere in the negative double figures.

2/27/2008 9:11:03 PM
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