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Why would the government want to support a conspiracy to fool people into thinking that the earth was spherical? You didn't think this all the way through, did you?
2/27/2008 7:11:31 PM
Oh, please be a Poe. Cos if yer not, then we gotta get you back to the psych ward before anybody notices yer missing...
2/27/2008 7:14:32 PM
El oh fucking el.
2/27/2008 7:17:47 PM
@szena: The government funds NASA and NASA goes into space and brings back conclusive physical evidence showing that the Earth is a large three dimensional ball floating in space orbiting a massive three dimensional ball of burning hydrogen gas that is millions of kilometers away. As you can see the government supports NASA's heliocentric-round-Earth-big Universe conspiracy because the government is controlled by the Illuminate/Skull and Bones/Freemasons/Alien reptile shapshifters who want people to believe in science and not God.
Yes I am being a Poe right now.
2/27/2008 7:20:11 PM
big baby jesus
the reverse vampires want you to believe in a spherical earth to keep ron paul out of office
2/27/2008 7:28:41 PM
So explain why flights can go over both the north and south poles
2/27/2008 7:30:31 PM
The South Pole called and is pissed it got left out.
But, I actually think you're less fundie and more clinically ill. Really.
2/27/2008 7:30:31 PM
"And it is no laughing matter. "
I daresay it is.
2/27/2008 7:31:05 PM
So how does the South Pole fit in all this?
2/27/2008 7:33:35 PM
@z" "So how does the South Pole fit in all this?"
It's on the flip side, silly!
2/27/2008 7:39:14 PM
So I'm guessing physicists, astronomers, and even commercial pilots are all in on the conspiracy, too?
2/27/2008 7:49:13 PM
If we start drilling for oil at the north pole after global warming melts the ice cap will we come out at the south pole?
2/27/2008 7:58:44 PM
What's on the B side?
2/27/2008 8:07:14 PM
Christmas was two months ago and there's still fruitcake around?
2/27/2008 8:13:30 PM
Earth, as seen from the moon, motherfucker.
2/27/2008 8:16:39 PM
So why do GPS units work?
2/27/2008 8:19:14 PM
What's on the B side? Turtles. Many turtles.
2/27/2008 8:21:12 PM
But why the fuck would they do so? I can understand these "Subliminal messages" that keeps us under control or makes us buy things but why would the Government make us to believe that earth is round? It don't make any sense
2/27/2008 8:32:26 PM
2/27/2008 8:36:01 PM
A Flat Earth is not a cube or square, but a disc, with the "North" Pole in the center, thus any navigation by compass would not contradict our notion of a spherical Earth.
Nice try, but I think such a model would require a magnetic monopole at a point in the centre and another one distributed around the circumference - there's no return path possible for a radial field in a flat plane. When you're done with that, you can then explain how gravity fits your ludicrous model, and thus why your disc world doesn't immediately collapse into a spheroid under that gravitational force.
2/27/2008 8:42:38 PM
Caustic Gnostic: "B Side". I am amused :-)
2/27/2008 8:43:55 PM
Worldwide conspiracies are the worst kind.
2/27/2008 8:46:36 PM
Just so you know, the Discworld novels are just stories.
2/27/2008 8:53:07 PM
For the sake of my sanity I must believe this is a poe. If you were to prove to me that EnCrypto really meant this, my brains would rupture and sparrows would fly out.
2/27/2008 9:03:40 PM
I think this person actually has an IQ somewhere in the negative double figures.
2/27/2008 9:11:03 PM
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