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I love Kent Hovind. He is wonderful, smart and handsome.
His website is right on.
I love his $250,000 offer to evolutionists. The evolutionists claim he wants the "big bang" demonstrated, but he said and I heard him that ANY proof will do.

Produce a fossil...

Evolutionists conventiently forget the law of biogenesis which demonstrates life cannot create itself.

There are no fossils and if anyone thinks so, he is deceived. If there were, the evolutionists would not have tried their Peltdown man trick.

[Are you talking about Kent Hovind the creationist trickster, the one with the fake "Doctorate" from an online college???? Yeah, riiight, when I want to fantasize about a man, I just visualize Kent Hovind and then one of his moronic comments....excuse me I am not feeling well...*runs to restroom*.....]

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and if you don't think Kent Hovind is an attractive and totally gorgeous male,then you are not beholding him.

I watch him on Carl Baugh and he is handsome. What a doll!

He does not have a fake doctorate. In the recent email i got from his ministry, he said there are over a thousand websites against him, which is good for him since Jesus said woe unto us when all men speak well of you.

ilwjc, Christian Forums 87 Comments [2/27/2008 6:21:34 PM]
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Mister Spak

"Evolutionists conventiently forget the law of biogenesis which demonstrates life cannot create itself. "

Christians conveniently forget to answer the question 'who created god?'

2/27/2008 6:26:52 PM

SweetViolet

So blinded by lust that your brain has shut down, eh?

Personally, I think he looks like a particularly repugnant lizard.

2/27/2008 6:38:17 PM

Knotilus

He is a gorgeous hunk of man, isn't he? *drool*


2/27/2008 6:43:16 PM

Caustic Gnostic

So sorry, Hovind's butt belongs to Bubba for the next nine years.

2/27/2008 6:44:52 PM

GigaGuess

I love Kent Hovind. He is wonderful, smart and handsome.
His website is right on.
I love his $250,000 offer to evolutionists. The evolutionists claim he wants the "big bang" demonstrated, but he said and I heard him that ANY proof will do.

Produce a fossil...


Archaeopteryx

I'll take cash, thanks.

2/27/2008 6:45:58 PM

David B.

I have a fossil on my mantelpiece, Kent's going to give me quarter of a million for it?! Woo-hoo! Oh wait, it's Kent that gets to decide that it's a fossil or not. Just like it's Kent that gets to say whether your proof is acceptable or not. Given Kent's history with money, I wouldn't bet on him handing it over if you turned up with God in person and he told Hovind that the big bang and evolution theories are correct.

Besides which, pretty much nothing short of pictorial evidence of the Big Bang, plus the fossil of every living thing since would meet his criteria for 'proof'.

Don't believe me ilwjc? Then ask Hovind himself.

I have a standing offer of $250,000 to anyone who can give any empirical evidence (scientific proof) for evolution.*

[...]

*NOTE:
When I use the word evolution, I am not referring to the minor variations found in all of the various life forms (microevolution). I am referring to the general theory of evolution which believes these five major events took place without God:

1. Time, space, and matter came into existence by themselves.
2. Planets and stars formed from space dust.
3. Matter created life by itself.
4. Early life-forms learned to reproduce themselves.
5. Major changes occurred between these diverse life forms (i.e., fish changed to amphibians, amphibians changed to reptiles, and reptiles changed to birds or mammals).


From the WayBack Machine

2/27/2008 6:46:00 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and if you don't think Kent Hovind is an attractive and totally gorgeous male,then you are not beholding him.

Protip: Find out what quotes actually mean before you use them - it saves you from looking like an ignorant prat.

Edit: Knotilus, you rat bastard! My fucking eyes!! There isn't enough bleach in the world!

2/27/2008 6:48:26 PM

TheOutsider

I refuse to believe that this is anything other than a Poe. No one could possibly be that stupid.

2/27/2008 6:51:40 PM

David B.

The OP's from 2004, I wonder if ilwjc is still a Kent fangirl (or fanboy)?

2/27/2008 6:55:22 PM

anevilmeme

Silly fundies, you're supposed to worship God not Kent.

2/27/2008 6:57:50 PM

approximate

Unethical Charismatic Leader -- Uses power only for personal gain or impact; promotes own personal vision; censures critical or opposing views; demands that own decisions be accepted without question; one-way communication; insensitive to followers' needs; relies on convenient external moral standards to satisfy self-interests.

--The Ethics of Charismatic Leadership, Jane M. Howell and Bruce J. Avolio

hmm...why did this post make me think of the above?

Big Bubba finds Kent handsome too.

2/27/2008 6:58:00 PM

nemesis

Handsome?! He looks like this guy: http://i11.ebayimg.com/03/c/00/c0/8d/50_8.JPG

2/27/2008 7:01:33 PM

Knotilus

It's funny, Brain, as I was making that, I thought to myself: "If I can make just one person want to bleach his eyes out, it'll all be worth it."

Thank you :)

2/27/2008 7:03:12 PM

Osiris

I love his $250,000 offer to evolutionists. The evolutionists claim he wants the "big bang" demonstrated, but he said and I heard him that ANY proof will do.

Produce a fossil...




Okay fine. Here's Archeopterix. It lacks a fused sternum found in all modern birds meaning that it lacked the muscles capable for sustained flight. It also has claws on it's wings a feature lacking in all modern birds, a long bony tail, and it has a bony mouth filled with teeth, also something no modern bird has. This is clearly demonstrating a transitional form between land dwelling dinosaurs and modern flight birds.
Since Kent Hovind only wants proof of evolution and not abiogenesis and the Big Bang which are completly unrelated theories, one dealing with the origin of life and the other dealing with the origin of the Universe, while evolution only deals with how biodeversity came about, I have gladly provided the best and most well documented transitional form. Can I have my $250,000 now? I would also like it come from funds that weren't stolen from the government.

2/27/2008 7:11:51 PM

John

Hovind doesn't want just "any" proof. He wants proof that the explanation is the only way creation of matter, star formation, abiogenesis and broad scale evolution of entire classes of life could have arisen, and proof that they happened without the intervention of God. The latter would require an absolute proof that God doesn't exist, which no one has been able to do for thousands of years.

If Hovind wants to make an honest offer, he should ask for proof that creation didn't happen the way it's described in Genesis, and appoint an independent judge.

2/27/2008 7:15:27 PM

Frank

This the day after we had the quote about the two cells having to find each other. It really doesn't matter what he does...

2/27/2008 7:18:37 PM



"What a doll!" That's what his cellmates say.

2/27/2008 7:20:30 PM

GigaGuess

@Brain_In_A_Jar

Hell, learning how to use a phrase properly.

2/27/2008 7:28:54 PM

Doctor Whom

"Produce a fossil..."

I'll call you the next time the Smithsonian Resident Associates have a fossil dig.

"The evolutionists claim he wants the "big bang" demonstrated, but he said and I heard him that ANY proof will do."

Here's the deal. I will prove the big bang to the same level of certainty to which you can prove that both Genesis creation accounts are literally true.

2/27/2008 7:32:14 PM

ScienceDT

I think I'd like to present Hall's 1982 experiment at the University of Rochester re: E.Coli developing the ability to synthesize lactose, mixed with a fair amount of Dobzhansky's experiment with fruit flies.

2/27/2008 7:32:40 PM

Chancellor Gorkon

One more time...we have fossils/we win. Got it?
Kent is kinda hot though. :rollseyes:

2/27/2008 7:40:36 PM

Maester Seymour's Mother

Knotilus: I'm not going to sleep for a week, now... thanks.

2/27/2008 8:09:38 PM



I did a quick google image search. He ain't pretty.

2/27/2008 8:12:58 PM

Horsefeathers

"Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and if you don't think Kent Hovind is an attractive and totally gorgeous male,then you are not beholding him."

The guy looks like a used car salesman what with his cheesy grin, cheap suit and bad hair. He's just as trustworthy as one too.

2/27/2008 8:21:16 PM

Illuminatalie

"which is good for him since Jesus said woe unto us when all men speak well of you."
Where does that leave Hitler and Genghis Khan?

2/27/2008 8:23:26 PM
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