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[[Hey Servantofchrist, I hereby officially (and anonymously) accuse you of the act of heresy and treason of the high church. At noon you will be judged by fire. If you are innocent, you will not suffer the flames o' righteousness. If you are indeed guilty and an agent of the devil, you will perish 'neath the flames of holy fire. Sound familiar dumbass?]]-Annonymous

Sounds fair. I am a faithful servant of God and of the church. If that actually happened I know God would spare me, because I am innocent.

What evidence do you have that trial by ordeal wouldn't work? There's not a single case where someone was judged innocent or guilty in a trial by ordeal and then the verdict was proven wrong. If there is please bring it up.

As for cortisol levels. Sounds like God is raising the cortisol levels to cause people not to heal as fast.

ServantofChrist, Unenumerated 54 Comments [2/28/2008 4:39:25 AM]
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Submitted By: ProudSecularist
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JohnTheAtheist

What the is this shit? Seriously, what the fuck???

10/13/2011 9:51:51 AM

Tempus

Sure, it worked. The guilty died, along with everyone else.

Any nation can have a perfect justice system that punishes all lawbreakers, provided your only goal is to kill all evildoers, and you regard all the innocent people you kill as collateral damage.

Try again, fuckwit.


5/6/2012 3:44:30 PM

Kuribo

Only a witch would claim to be immune to fire, surely such power is of the devil

BURN THE HERETIC

4/23/2014 6:02:13 AM

Anon-e-moose

[J']accuse you of the act of heresy

"Sounds fair. I am a faithful servant of God and of the church. If that actually happened I know God would spare me, because I am innocent."

>innocent



'Innocence proves nothing.'

'There are many who are weak; and many are their temptations. Despise the weak for they shall flock to the call of the Daemon and the Renegade. Pity them not and scorn their cries of innocence - it is better that one hundred innocently fall before the wrath of the Emperor than one kneels before the Daemon.':



[/Moehammer 40,000] X3

4/23/2014 7:23:34 AM
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