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[This is AV1611VET's way to support correctness of the literal story of the flood]

Have you noticed, Vance, that all of these cultures that have supposedly been around for so long --- got the flood story wrong?

In everything I've read so far --- not one has mentioned Noah, Shem, Ham, and Japheth by name; given the dimensions of the Ark; the duration of the rainfall; the windows of Heaven; the animals going in two by two --- nothing.

This tells me that either the Flood didn't happen, or the stories were written after-the-fact to mock the true story --- and which explanation do you think I'm going to go with?

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 40 Comments [2/28/2008 2:05:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Thammuz
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John

Neither. There's a simpler explanation. Each culture had a big local flood - maybe even a tsunami (all early humans lived near bodies of water), but it wasn't the same flood. After all, how would some bronze age Arab goat herder know the flood covered the whole world as opposed to the few square miles he saw in his lifetime?

2/28/2008 3:16:01 PM

Pedantic Twit

Gah. The more I read his posts, the more it seems to me that he's just trolling that forum. I mean seriously, any one of us could have written that as satire, if we were satirical geniuses, that is.

2/28/2008 3:42:56 PM

canadiest

Something that never happened must be true because it names people that never existed and gives rough dimensions of something that was never built?

why am I still not convinced?

2/28/2008 5:08:48 PM

Old Viking

Damn it! Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day wondering which one he'll pick.

2/28/2008 9:15:27 PM

MysticalChicken

Does anyone else picture AV1611 as looking like a grizzled old mountain man, with a scraggly white beard and white hair?

2/28/2008 10:16:24 PM

lotus_whitedragon

Wow, Noah and his people sure had A LOT of shit to pick up if two of EVERY animal were living on that ark with him!

2/28/2008 10:40:58 PM

cui bono

Thats right, its a "Story", you got it now.




fundamentalists delenda est

2/28/2008 11:27:09 PM

Illuminatalie

AVVET is like the Uncle Remus of Fundieland. "How did the camel get its hump, AVVET?"

2/29/2008 12:44:29 AM

LOLKILLZ

Think or hope?

2/29/2008 1:39:23 AM

biscuitsforall

I think I might be able to guess...

2/29/2008 9:57:21 AM

Blayze Kohime

But why would they write these stories to mock the real one? Would they just be aching to piss God off again after he heartlessly slaughtered millions of defenseless people, infants, and fuzzy animals?

2/29/2008 6:34:03 PM

tracer

lotus_whitedragon wrote:

"Wow, Noah and his people sure had A LOT of shit to pick up if two of EVERY animal were living on that ark with him!"


That ain't the half of it.

2/29/2008 11:42:47 PM

Quantum Mechanic

I credit szena with the win right out of the gate!

12/30/2010 9:48:45 AM

shunyata

I know, I know! The wrong one!

12/30/2010 11:36:55 AM

darkevilme.

I'm amazed. It's like he goes out of his way to build the logical conclusion then ignores it.

Dude, thinking, you're doin' it wrong!

12/30/2010 12:17:21 PM
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