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Obama the Anti-Christ?
1.- He will come as a man of Peace (Obama promises peace in Iraq, defeat for the US)
2.- He will come mounted on a white Female horse(Obama mother is white who had 6 African husbands)
3.- He will come to deceive( Obama says he's a Christian but in fact he was born a Muslim, practices the Islamic religion, prays Friday’s facing Mecca)
4.- He will make himself the most powerful man on earth, if elected
5.- He will try to destroy the Jewish People and Israel( Obama has said he loves the Arabs specially the Palestinians, hates Israel and Jews. Admires Hitler, Osama etc)
6.- He will present himself as good and righteous but in fact he's Satan himself. Violence is in his heart
7.- Obama will help Al Qaida in its evil projects.
8.- Barack Hussein Obama is the “King of the South” predicted in the Bible.(Daniel .11, Kenya is south of Jerusalem)
9.- Obama comes to implant muslim Sharia Law upon America.

michellefromWV, Hannity 97 Comments [2/28/2008 3:26:48 AM]
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Andy

Where the hell do they get this shit?

2/28/2008 3:27:44 AM

Natness

How does someone who 'Brings Peace' (point 1), also have 'violence in their heart' (point 6).

And how do you get having a white mother meaning 'Mounted on a white horse'.

This stupid is strong with this one!

2/28/2008 3:33:31 AM

Madame Scarlet

Uh... huh. 2? That's a fucking stretch. Having a mother is like riding on a horse?

And the rest is just obvious lies.

2/28/2008 3:34:30 AM

antichrist

[Citation Needed]

I'll give you 1,3,& 6 as standard interpretations.

but the rest is utter bullshit. It's death who rides the white horse, and the bible says nothing about mare or stallion, just horse.

Anyway, couldn't Bush fit the Bill? And he does own a white horse. I've seen video of him riding it.

2/28/2008 3:34:31 AM

Bowen

Wow. That's one of the largest truckloads of fail I've ever seen.

2/28/2008 3:40:04 AM

MysticalChicken

That's not a truckload of fail. That's not even an avalanche of fail. That's more like a half-the-mountain-comes-crashing-down fail.

2/28/2008 3:42:23 AM

Baneling_Aspect

Did you take the red pill and the blue pill together again?

2/28/2008 3:43:22 AM

Tenka

Interesting if true...

2/28/2008 3:43:49 AM

McCulloch

1. Yes, peace is bad.
2. [citation required]
3. [citation required]
4. This is true for every president of the world's only superpower.
5. [citation required]
6. Every politico presents himself as good. He is Satan [citation required]
7. [citation required]
8. Lots of places are south of Jerusalem.
9. [citation required]

[citation required] is just a polite way of saying STFU you fundie liar.

2/28/2008 3:46:27 AM

Natness

hm, after reading the whole thread, I think they're taking the piss... I think.

2/28/2008 3:46:33 AM

lumax

"2.- He will come mounted on a white Female horse(Obama mother is white who had 6 African husbands) "
I did not think it was legal to have sex with a horse. Also I bet that one is written up in the journals - horse gives birth to human baby.

"3.- He will come to deceive( Obama says he's a Christian but in fact he was born a Muslim, practices the Islamic religion, prays Friday’s facing Mecca) "
If he only prays facing Mecca on fridays then he is only a part-time Muslim so that's not so bad.

"4.- He will make himself the most powerful man on earth, if elected"
Do any of the other world's leaders know this? Are they in on it?

"7.- Obama will help Al Qaida in its evil projects. "
Will these be birdhouses made out of popscicle sticks or bread and white-glue dough turtles?

"8.- Barack Hussein Obama is the “King of the South” predicted in the Bible.(Daniel .11, Kenya is south of Jerusalem) "
If he is "king of the south" then someone better tell cotton.

"9.- Obama comes to implant muslim Sharia Law upon America."
I guess he will replacing ALL of Congress to pull that off.


2/28/2008 3:49:38 AM

Horsefeathers

I wish one of you stupid fuckers would be sued for libel one of these times. It would amuse me to no end to see your ass sued for everything you have.

2/28/2008 3:49:42 AM

shriekback

Bush the Anti-Christ?
1.- He will come as a man of Peace (Bush spouts off lots of bullshit about wanting peace)
2.- He will come mounted on a white Female horse(Bush owns one)
3.- He will come to deceive (Know how Bush is lying? His lips are moving)
4.- He will make himself the most powerful man on earth (Bush thinks he's the king of the world)
5.- He will try to destroy the Jewish People and Israel (Bush loves war)
6.- He will present himself as good and righteous but in fact he's Satan himself. Violence is in his heart
7.- Bush is helping Al Qaida recruit because he's making more people hate America.
8.- George W. Bush is the “King of the South” predicted in the Bible.(was once the governor of Texas)
9.- Bush came to turn America into a theocratic shithole.

2/28/2008 4:00:28 AM

Rubyfruit

...

What?
This...this is too stupid for words, and I'm way, way too young to lose faith in humanity.

2/28/2008 4:01:28 AM

NJ Osprey

You know all those things about relatives marrying in Arkansas? Goes for West Virginia as well.....michellefromWV

2/28/2008 4:17:39 AM

aqualung

lol whut

2/28/2008 4:21:52 AM

Don'tLookBehindYou

But that's libel.

2/28/2008 4:21:53 AM

One Trick Pony

I love it when people pull entire viewpoints out their assholes.

2/28/2008 4:29:33 AM

Mattural Selection

How is it possible for this person to survive being so full of shit? You'd think they would have drowned in their own excrement long ago.

2/28/2008 4:34:25 AM

Deep Search

Wait. Is this implying that Obama is 'riding' his mom?

Anyway... Good grief, that's a whole lot of making-up-shit.

2/28/2008 4:35:53 AM

Grym

Hmm, OH I GET #2, she had 6 African Husbands, so they must have had some horse sized cocks, and then that in turn...ya know what fuck it, I can't make sense of this one.

2/28/2008 5:02:46 AM

Osiris

1. First up how does peace in Iraq mean the US is defeated? Is that our goal? Never ending war? Well then fuck the US.
2. Stretching it a little far don't you think.
3. Lies. He was not born a Muslim and he is not a Muslim.
4. I don't remember that being his platform and then there's still the whole system of checks and balances that makes sure the president is equal in power.
5. Yeah he never fucking said that.
6. How do you know what's in anyone's heart?
7. Again how do you know. You don't.
9. Lies.

2/28/2008 5:11:13 AM

funky fresh salad

No way in hell this isn't an example of Poe's Law.

2/28/2008 5:25:41 AM

onoma

Serious troll. She starts by saying "I just had this email to me & I personally will want to hear your opinion!" and then never comes back.

2/28/2008 5:41:34 AM

cyborgtroy

1. Who the hell doesn't claim peace?
Didn't Jesus claim preach peace and tolerance?

2. Obama's mother is a horse and they are having an incestual physical relationship?

This is new!

3. What you're born has little to do with what religion you are now, plus it's not even important.. "HA! YOU THOUGHT I WAS A CHRISTIAN BUT I'M SECRETLY... MUSLIM MAN!! PROTECTOR OF THE FAITH! Now, back to policy-making..."

4. Yes, every President for a while has been an extremely powerful man. Not quite dictator-of-the-world though.

5. wtf?

6. Yes, most people present themselves as good. Only an insane sarcastic atheist would present himself as the Anti-Christ.

7. WHAT?

8. Um... No, he's more like presidential candidate of here...

9. I don't think so. Either way, I'm more worried about Huckabee implanting fundamentalist Christian viewpoints in America.

2/28/2008 5:42:44 AM
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