1 2 3 4
Jesus the Anti-Christ?
1.- He will come as a man of Peace (Jesus was the prince of peace)
2.- He will come mounted on a white Female horse(Jesus' mother was white, at least according to the Xians)
3.- He will come to deceive (I feel pretty deceived by the whole Xianity thing)
4.- He will make himself the most powerful man on earth, if resurrected
2/28/2008 5:44:57 AM
STFU, race baiting n00b.
2/28/2008 6:15:01 AM
this is a good one
2/28/2008 6:18:31 AM
please cite your sources for those statements
2/28/2008 6:24:00 AM
I've mentioned it before, and I'll mention it again.
HOW exactly do you christians KNOW that the church you belong to, isn't the false church from the prophecy ? For all I know you guys could be the problem, not the solution.
2/28/2008 6:36:35 AM
Bush the Anti-Christ?
1.- He will come as a man of Peace ("I'm a uniter, not a divider.")
2.- He will come mounted on a white Female horse(Surely there's a white horse in Crawford)
3.- He will come to deceive(See: every statement he has ever made)
4.- He will make himself the most powerful man on earth, if elected (Here I refer you to the countless expansion of powers)
5.- He will try to destroy the Jewish People and Israel(He has inflamed anti-Israeli tensions with his adventurism in the Middle East)
6.- He will present himself as good and righteous but in fact he's Satan himself. Violence is in his heart (not change necessary)
7.- Obama will help Al Qaida in its evil projects. (Sorry...I missed that passage in Revelation)
8.- George W. Bush is the “King of the South” predicted in the Bible.(You do not mess with Texas!)
9.- Obama comes to implant muslim Sharia Law upon America. (again, you're going to have trouble finding Muslim passages in the Bible, which precedes the Prophet).
EDIT: Aw, shriekback beat me to it.
2/28/2008 7:27:55 AM
First time caller here so stop me when I go out on a limb to assume you already have your backstage pass from god and want the rapture. So I say vote for Obama! And even if there was a remote possibility he would ram islam down your self-righteous throat:
1. All of us laughing at you are damned by you to hell if we dont swallow the crazy your selling - your turn.
2. And I reckon if Christ himself were running or elected you would never know and still find a way to perpetuate your persucion complex...without delusion your fucking head would probably explode.
2/28/2008 7:48:29 AM
Hillary, is that you?
2/28/2008 7:59:42 AM
Don't Muslims have to pray facing Mecca 5 times a day, every day? If he only does it on Fridays, he's not a very good secret Muslim.
2/28/2008 9:26:25 AM
Obama's mother had two husband, one of them Asian. From that onwards, all possible presidential candidates can have been the anti-Christ, if we stretch it to extreme, like you have done.
2/28/2008 10:15:39 AM
And besides, Obama is not a muslim. That you're lying is evident from your ignorance from Islam(muslim have to pray between three and five times a day depending on the sect looking towards Mecca. Friday is another different issue altogether)
2/28/2008 10:17:51 AM
Would've made more sence if she drew the white female horse-parallell to Hillary Clinton.
2/28/2008 10:58:07 AM
"8.- Barack Hussein Obama is the “King of the South” predicted in the Bible.(Daniel .11, Kenya is south of Jerusalem)"
Except in the 1980s the king of the south was Israel. Proving the bible was true because how could someone writing 3000 years ago forsee the rivalry between Israel and the Soviet Union(the king of the north).
2/28/2008 11:27:23 AM
Number 2 is a serious insult. All her husbands have mounted her! And his son does too! Yadda-yadda!
And that's not how muslims pray, man, back to religion class!
2/28/2008 11:39:01 AM
This is mostly the usual amount of bushit that greater wingnuttia uses against Obama. Fear not, they will eventually get into regular racism before too long.
I wonder if any of these rapturists ever thought that perhapse the revenge fantasy they all worship in the bible (the book of revelations)could have been written by their feared devil in order to decieve them, it sounds exactly like the type of thing a smart evil being would do to mislead the gullible and the stupid and these idiots seem to think it is the most important book in the bible.
2/28/2008 11:57:11 AM
1. I do not think the US is "winning" in Iraq. To be fair its a better deal than "lets stay in an unwinnable war that will cost us thousands of more lives". Hell its the same problem as faced by the US in Vietnam. Which was ever so victorious...
2. What the hell has Obama's mom have to do with it? And who she shacks up with? And indeed does not bush actually OWN A WHITE HORSE. I mean if you are going to accuse people of being antichrists, I would pick someone who has caused unnecessary deaths and does own a white horse...
3. Proof or GTFO. And to be fair "Saddam has links to Al Qaeda and WMDs" is deception.
4. Depends, on what you think power is. Little do you know that I myself am the most powerful man in the world. So powerful that no one knows of my existence. All who meet me are wiped out from very existence... That and I have a giant freaking robot.
5. Actually the palestinians are a group of people who are terrible treated by the Israelis. To sympathise with them is nothing special. They are treated much like the jews themselves were treated by the Germans prior to the formation of death camps. Indeed a variety of genocide charges were leveled at a fair few Israeli officers yet the world ignored their plea.
6. How do you know these things? Do you have special satanic heart detector? That is so metal! It would be a way of determining who is a true metal fan or not. "you don't even have satan in your heart! You poser!"
7. And use it to "TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD" He also has mind bullets and cannot achieve orgasm unless he kills a man. He also once threw a knife into heaven...
8. So is Texas and Florida... Your point?
9. Apart from the rule of "no religion in government working in all ways". Basically the same way people fight Bush's retard ass friend's attempts to make the US a christian nation, is the same way they will fight his attempts to make the US a muslim nation.
And he is not a muslim...
2/28/2008 11:58:44 AM
Oh come on, try for ten bullshit claims.
2/28/2008 12:52:33 PM
I pray that Friday is, indeed, facing Mecca.
2/28/2008 12:59:57 PM
I now demand that Obama get elected, just to watch these fundies SHIT themselves.
2/28/2008 1:52:01 PM
proof or GTFO
2/28/2008 2:25:53 PM
I'm reading the list but all I see is "CUCKOO! CUCKOO! CUCKOO!"
2/28/2008 2:53:27 PM
6 African husbands? What's her secret?
2/28/2008 3:00:13 PM
I boil these nine points down to 'he's black and has a Middle East-sounding name, so he must be a Muslim. And since he's a Muslim, he must be evil'.
2/28/2008 3:04:50 PM
Damn. You know, I just hope these people are right. If Obama is the anit-christ, they can all be gone from my planet and I can live fundie free life.
Wouldn't that be peace on earth?
2/28/2008 3:25:37 PM
1.- He will come as a man of Peace (Obama promises peace in Iraq, defeat for the US)
So you'd prefer to have someone sending your children to die in a pointless war?
2.- He will come mounted on a white Female horse(Obama mother is white who had 6 African husbands)
Wow..Libel AND prophetic stretching that STILL makes no sense.
3.- He will come to deceive( Obama says he's a Christian but in fact he was born a Muslim, practices the Islamic religion, prays Friday’s facing Mecca)
Proof? I love how these great deceivers fool everyone except a handful of people, who frankly have a shaky grasp on reality.
4.- He will make himself the most powerful man on earth, if elected
When has Obama ever insinuated such an intent?
5.- He will try to destroy the Jewish People and Israel( Obama has said he loves the Arabs specially the Palestinians, hates Israel and Jews. Admires Hitler, Osama etc)
6.- He will present himself as good and righteous but in fact he's Satan himself. Violence is in his heart
Uh-huh...so he can't win. Even if he's a good guy, kisses babies, etc. he's evil at heart and is just biding his time.
7.- Obama will help Al Qaida in its evil projects.
Of course. He will spite his birthland for no clear reason by helping terrorist. Mmm-hmm. Gotcha.
8.- Barack Hussein Obama is the “King of the South” predicted in the Bible.(Daniel .11, Kenya is south of Jerusalem)
So coming from = King of. WHOO-HOO! I'm King of Alberta! All fucking BOW!
9.- Obama comes to implant muslim Sharia Law upon America.
I must've missed that speech, too. Please provide the audio records of these quotes.
2/28/2008 4:05:13 PM
1 2 3 4