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Obama the Anti-Christ?
1.- He will come as a man of Peace (Obama promises peace in Iraq, defeat for the US)
2.- He will come mounted on a white Female horse(Obama mother is white who had 6 African husbands)
3.- He will come to deceive( Obama says he's a Christian but in fact he was born a Muslim, practices the Islamic religion, prays Friday’s facing Mecca)
4.- He will make himself the most powerful man on earth, if elected
5.- He will try to destroy the Jewish People and Israel( Obama has said he loves the Arabs specially the Palestinians, hates Israel and Jews. Admires Hitler, Osama etc)
6.- He will present himself as good and righteous but in fact he's Satan himself. Violence is in his heart
7.- Obama will help Al Qaida in its evil projects.
8.- Barack Hussein Obama is the “King of the South” predicted in the Bible.(Daniel .11, Kenya is south of Jerusalem)
9.- Obama comes to implant muslim Sharia Law upon America.

michellefromWV, Hannity 97 Comments [2/28/2008 3:26:48 AM]
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Mudflappus

Regardless of how many times it's proven to be bullshit, this stuff lingers like an old stale fart.

2/28/2008 4:14:04 PM

watches bemused from the sidelines

I take it you won't be voting Democrat then ?

2/28/2008 4:30:12 PM

canadiest

if this was broadcast or in print a few times, there's definately a slander case here . Isn't there?

2/28/2008 4:58:39 PM

Paradox244

Just because he has dark skin and a funny name does not mean that he is Muslim. Even if he was Muslim, and was the kind of Muslim who wanted to impliment Sharia law, he could not do so because of the system of checks and balances built into the United States government. But that makes to much sense, so michellefromWV probably wouldn't understand it.

2/28/2008 4:59:23 PM

Septic Sceptic

The Hitler thing does it for me. These people have realised that they can say whatever they like about the guy and it'll all just get absorbed into the big, racist, anti-Obama snowball. I can't wait to see what lengths they'll stoop to as we get closer to the election.

2/28/2008 5:00:33 PM

David B.

"4.- He will make himself the most powerful man on earth, if elected"

Woah, Stephen Colbert is not going to give up that position without a fight.

What? Oh come on! Everyone here knows he's secretly the head of the Illuminati, right? Right?

[size=8]Er, Forget I said anything.[/size]

2/28/2008 5:15:27 PM

David B.

Paradox244 wrote: "Just because he has dark skin and a funny name does not mean that he is Muslim."

Any more than being called Bush makes you a vegetable. Okay, bad example.

2/28/2008 5:17:37 PM

booley

Shrub the Anti-Christ?

1.- He will come as a man of Peace (Shrub did claim that he had to bomb Iraq first to "preserve the peace))
2.- He will come mounted on a white Female horse(Shrub does play at being a cowboy and undoubtidly has a white horse somewhere. Not to mention his drug addiction)
3.- He will come to deceive( Shrub deceitful? Hello? Iraq, New orleans, SChip, nation building, wiretapping, Valerie Plame to name a few)
4.- He will make himself the most powerful man on earth, if elected
5.- He will try to destroy the Jewish People and Israel( Shrub loves the Saudis, who finance a lot of the terrorism in the world. And he doesn't seem bothered if Israel never makes peace with it's neighbors.)
6.- He will present himself as good and righteous but in fact he's Satan himself. Violence is in his heart (Sounds like Shrub and his fake Christianity to me)
7.- Shrub HAS helpED Al Qaida in its evil projects. (they wouldn't be as powerful today if Shrub hadn't invaded Iraq)
8.- Shrub is the “King of the South” predicted in the Bible.(Daniel .11, Texas is in the South)
9.- Shrub has tired to implant Christian Fundy Sharia Law upon America.


There, all fixed.


2/28/2008 5:32:12 PM

brando pernando

its strange how much controversy one black president ( hopefully) can generate

2/28/2008 7:48:03 PM

GigaGuess

@David B. (447765)
Paradox244 wrote: "Just because he has dark skin and a funny name does not mean that he is Muslim."

Any more than being called Bush makes you a vegetable. Okay, bad example.


And we have a WINNAR!

2/28/2008 7:56:53 PM

Doctor Whom

Doesn't your religion say something about bearing false witness?

2/28/2008 8:13:01 PM

CT

1.- He will come as a man of Peace (Obama promises peace in Iraq, defeat for the US)

So... victory for the US means eternal conflict in Iraq? I'm sure you're wrong about that.

2.- He will come mounted on a white Female horse(Obama mother is white who had 6 African husbands)

She had 2 Husbands... and one of those was Indonesian. In case you didn't know, Indonesia is a LONG way from Africa.

3.- He will come to deceive( Obama says he's a Christian but in fact he was born a Muslim, practices the Islamic religion, prays Friday’s facing Mecca)

However, Obama having a Athiest Father, being a practicing Christian and not doing the whole "facing Mecca while praying" on any day of the week means you're full of shite.

4.- He will make himself the most powerful man on earth, if elected

Funny... Congress trumps the President. He's leaving the seat of power you dumb fuck!

5.- He will try to destroy the Jewish People and Israel( Obama has said he loves the Arabs specially the Palestinians, hates Israel and Jews. Admires Hitler, Osama etc)

Biggest pile of crap I've heard in a while... and I've been reading some of Supersport's stuff.

6.- He will present himself as good and righteous but in fact he's Satan himself. Violence is in his heart

Satan was remarkabley non-violent... God/Jehovah/YHWH on the other hand, was incredibly violent.

7.- Obama will help Al Qaida in its evil projects.

? Proof?

8.- Barack Hussein Obama is the “King of the South” predicted in the Bible.(Daniel .11, Kenya is south of Jerusalem)

Kenya?? What the fuck has Kenya to do with it? HE WAS BORN IN FUCKING HAWAII, YOU NUMBNUT!

9.- Obama comes to implant muslim Sharia Law upon America.

Strange thing for a practicing Christian to do...

2/28/2008 8:27:33 PM

Old Viking

All of that is disturbing, but the thing that worries me most is that bringing peace shit.

2/28/2008 9:04:35 PM

antichrist

@cyborgtroy

6. Yes, most people present themselves as good. Only an insane sarcastic atheist would present himself as the Anti-Christ.

HEY!! WTF!!

@GigaGuess
HERESY!! There is no other king of Alberta than King Ralph! (unless your old enough to remember Peter)

2/28/2008 9:05:08 PM

GigaGuess

@antichrist

I am not of a generation to remember Peter, no. I be at a youthful 23. :)

2/28/2008 11:06:29 PM

crazyroper

Wow this is pretty bad...Where the hell did you get info like "practices the Islamic religion" and "prays Fridays facing Mecca"?

I thought he was in support of Israel.

Yeah...and there are other countries south of "Jerusalem" (I guess you meant Israel).

Everything else is just as stupid sounding.

2/28/2008 11:13:34 PM



Vote Anti-Christ '08

2/29/2008 12:48:09 AM

LOLKILLZ

Let's assume all of those weren't pulled out of your ass, now what?

2/29/2008 1:41:48 AM

m52nickerson

I want a "I vote Anti-Christ 08" shirt!

2/29/2008 3:49:01 AM

Kel

That's bullshit everyone knows TIP is the king of the south.

2/29/2008 6:54:19 AM

Father Heathen

Even if Obama was Moslem, how would he just magically impose Shari Law upon America? I don't think this hillbilly turd understands how the government works.

2/29/2008 7:18:03 AM

biscuitsforall

I am going to incorporate some fundy logic into my counter-argument. ahem.

'You are a woman and therefore have no say in the matter as Barack, although black, is still a man. I'll have mac and cheese for dinner.'

Lolz

2/29/2008 9:54:59 AM

Blayze Kohime

[Citation Needed]

Its annoying how both Christians and Muslims think each other are working for Satan, yet at the core their religions are almost identical.

2/29/2008 6:23:58 PM

Brenz

Blayze, more annoying than that, is that their stupid obsession with destroying each other will kill the rest of us.

2/29/2008 7:04:52 PM

Flatworm

A good case could be made that Mike Huckabee is the "King of the South", complete with the Divine Right to Rule.

2/29/2008 7:12:46 PM
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