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Maybe he is but I'm still voting for him.
2/29/2008 8:50:09 PM
Just had to throw that one in, didn't you, you inbred sack of dogshit?
Laughably Superstitious? Check!
I would suggest a good old Hitler style purge for everyone that fits this profile, but I don't want to be accused of anti-christian bigotry. But it makes me ask-How worthless, stupid, and harmful do people have to become before shooting them in the face is recognized as a Good Thing?
3/1/2008 1:40:49 AM
Obviously it's Make Shit Up day in Michelle-land.
3/1/2008 8:06:41 PM
Hey it's a GOPFOXNEWS website. Do you really expect anyone posting there to tell the truth about a democrat?
3/1/2008 9:45:32 PM
1. Yes, because instead of showing ourselves to be humane and capable of peace, we have to prove that we're the biggest bully in the playground.
2. Obama's mother had ONE African husband. After he left, she married a Filipino. What the heck does a horse have to do with it?
3. Obama is NOT a Muslim. How many times do we have to say it? Do you have proof for any of those assertions? Of course not.
4. Well, the presidential office is a pretty hefty job, but it's not supreme. You're delusional.
5. You obviously haven't read his website. On it, Obama makes it very clear that he will support and help Israel if elected.
6. Has he ever been arrested for assault? Robbery? Manslaughter? Homicide? Notice that he did not support the Iraq war.
7. Because he's so obviously Muslim. *sarcasm* Yes, because every single Muslim on the face of the earth supports Al Qaeda. Just like every single Catholic supports priests abusing children, every Protestant supports the IRA, and every Jew supports apartheid in Palestine.
8. So are Ethiopia and South Africa. Is Nelson Mandela going to wage war on Israel? Is Angelina Jolie's adopted daughter Zahara going to carpet-bomb the place when she grows up?
9. HE. IS. NOT. MUSLIM. *Whacks head against desk* What is the matter with you people?
3/2/2008 2:03:23 AM
Obama can keep the South, but Robb Stark is King in the North!
3/3/2008 3:36:40 AM
Perhaps (2) is a reference to the fact that she has presumably been "ridden" many times [...6 husbands...]
If so, a darned un-christian thing to say...
3/4/2008 1:41:44 PM
~Excerpt from the Holy & Righteous Fundie Dictionary, Vol. IV:~
Woman-N-Inferior creature created to service man in labor and sex.
Antonyms: Leader, intelligent, good person.
Synonyms: Feminazi, help-meet, tool of Satan, horse.
It seems Michael from West Virginia has just admitted to fucking horses....
3/5/2008 12:12:13 AM
I don't know what shit he's smoking, but I want it!
3/15/2008 10:36:45 PM
Big Chicken Dinner
HAW HAW HAW!
We got the goods on you devil-boys now. Slowly but surely, we're finding out that Obama HUSSIEN Barracks is a muslim that hates white people (did you hear that his muslim pastor reseigned because everyone found out that he said "ALLAH CURSE AMERICA")
Yep, I'd say you all can just stop all the denying and if you had any cents, you'd start praying (not to allah).
3/16/2008 12:29:23 AM
Signs and portents... During WWII, Hitler was the Antichrist, then it was whichever Russian leader was in power, before switching to the European Union then the Middle East (Muammar Khadhafi, then Saddam Hussein)... the list goes on and on...
(For more details, see Dwight Wilson, Armageddon Now! -- The premillenarian response to Russia and Israel since 1917, 2nd Edition, Tyler, Institute for Christian Economics, 1991, 274 p.)
After such an impressive roster of failure, what makes you think *you* got it right?
3/16/2008 2:43:39 AM
Where do these people get their information?! Not everything you get as a forward is true, you morons!
So, I guess we can add Obama's name to the list of people we thought were the Anti-Christ?
3/16/2008 4:49:12 AM
If only Mario could make leaps like that!
3/16/2008 8:46:42 AM
#2 What does that have to do with horses?
3/17/2008 1:55:07 AM
I agree he might be the antichrist. Those of you not saved better get saved for the end of times is near.
11/6/2008 6:35:54 PM
this whole list is utter bullshit. I bet this lady is an old white racist.
2/28/2011 9:47:53 PM
Lying for Revelations, yay.
5/8/2011 5:19:23 PM
1) Cursed are the peacemakers
2) Horses have six legs now?
3) Proof or STFU
4) Arguably true.
5) We're still supporting Israel. Haven't seen the Hitler posters on his bedroom wall, so I don't know.
6) Proof or STFU
7) well, bin Laden was "helped" to achieve room temperature on his watch. So there's that.
8) Proof or STFU
9) It's 2011. Where's your Sharia now?
@queenbee: you're funny.
5/8/2011 8:06:01 PM
Hallelujah, I found Jesus!
He was behind the couch, the whole time.
Seriously, it's crazy the shit I found back there. I need to clean behind that thing more often...
5/8/2011 8:38:55 PM
1. Hasn't every American President promised some peace or other?
2. Obama mounted his own mother? Six husbands?
3. If Obama says he's a Christian, then he's a Christian.
4. The American President already IS one of the most powerful men/women on Earth.
5. The US leniency towards Israel hasn't changed significantly since Obama was elected. You still forgive almost everything they do and support them in any way you can.
6. Most people present themselves as good and righteous, didn't Dubbya? After all, who started all these wars that Obama is more or less forced to continue?
7. No, just no.
8. Washington DC is north of Jerusalem, I think. Hawaii may be south of Jerusalem though. Anway, Obama is not a King.
9. The Religious Right will have implanted Christian Sharia Law upon America long before that.
5/9/2011 2:10:01 AM
You do know that lying is considered a sin, and it is also considered immoral in some cases. Quit making up nonsense about Obama and maybe people will start to take you seriously.
5/9/2011 10:20:20 AM
1.- He will come as a man of Peace (Obama promises peace in Iraq, defeat for the US)
I love the assumption that peace equates to defeat.
2.- He will come mounted on a white Female horse(Obama mother is white who had 6 African husbands)
A woman is not a horse, dimwit, and she was only married twice. C'mon, even just checking Wiki corrects this shit.
3.- He will come to deceive( Obama says he's a Christian but in fact he was born a Muslim, practices the Islamic religion, prays Friday’s facing Mecca)
He's a fucking Christian! Remember, twenty years in Rev. Wright's church? You guys couldn't shut up about that at the time. He smokes, drinks and checks out girls. If he's a Muslim, he sucks at it.
4.- He will make himself the most powerful man on earth, if elected
The US president is probably the single most powerful person on earth anyway.
5.- He will try to destroy the Jewish People and Israel( Obama has said he loves the Arabs specially the Palestinians, hates Israel and Jews. Admires Hitler, Osama etc)
That's a flat lie.
6.- He will present himself as good and righteous but in fact he's Satan himself. Violence is in his heart
That's just your paranoia.
7.- Obama will help Al Qaida in its evil projects.
If by "help", you mean "kill off in large numbers", then yes.
8.- Barack Hussein Obama is the “King of the South” predicted in the Bible.(Daniel .11, Kenya is south of Jerusalem)
Shame he was born in Hawaii.
9.- Obama comes to implant muslim Sharia Law upon America.
Flat lie 2.
8/28/2012 7:35:56 PM
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