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Yoga in any form is antiChrist, because it is based on "Kundhalini(sp?), and involves DEMON WORSHIP of the Hindu sort.

A Berean, Rapture Ready 76 Comments [2/28/2008 9:25:53 AM]
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Mattural Selection

Fancy stretching is demon worshiping now? What is it with you people? Everything is either evil, a sin or demon worshiping. I shudder to think what it must be like to go thru life as you do.

2/28/2008 9:39:25 AM

Paler_Face

Oh, for fsck's sake.
Capitalisation does not make your statements any more true, or credible.

2/28/2008 9:46:25 AM

ladysparkles

Just because your not flexible enough to blow yourself is not a good reason for damning yoga...and may Kali have no mercy on your soul.

2/28/2008 9:47:16 AM

TheOutsider

lol, wut?

2/28/2008 10:10:42 AM



That God doesn't exist. I'm not meaning that it's not real and I don't believe in him, but the fact that it's not worshipped by Hindu people and yoga doesn't consist on that.

2/28/2008 10:33:11 AM

Thammuz

I can't stop being astonished every time i read this kind of stuff...

2/28/2008 11:10:11 AM

Mister Spak

Anything in any form is the antichrist, because it's not in my big book o' mythology.

2/28/2008 11:21:03 AM

Nowonmai

Oh puleeeze! It's a form of exercise to stretch muscles, and keep joints moving smoothly. Hardly 'devil worship'.

2/28/2008 11:31:06 AM

Nutz

Right, and the Bowflex is derived from Satanism.

2/28/2008 11:33:41 AM

LabRat

uh oh, every soldier in the army does stretching exercises before PT. Satan's Minions! Oh NO!

2/28/2008 11:52:55 AM

szena

Only one form of yoga is based on Kundalini.

2/28/2008 11:57:20 AM

Freboy

I can't believe fundies haven't died from ulcers and heart attacks long ago, considering all the daemons they see everywhere.

2/28/2008 12:07:34 PM

Deep Search

Somehow I doubt these people avoid everything that isn't 'Christian based.' They seem pretty obsessed over Yoga, of all things... I wonder if they'd crap their pants over Zen gardening, too.

2/28/2008 12:35:50 PM

Doctor Whom

Posting on the interwebs in any form is antiChrist because it is based on modern sick-ular science and not the Bible.

2/28/2008 1:01:03 PM

anevilmeme

Yoga isn't that different than martial arts, does that make Chuck Norris a demon worshiper?

2/28/2008 1:11:52 PM

mrsyoungie

Fundies are so scared of the world. They seem like they are afraid of everything. I thought Jesus was supposed to have conquered fear.
From a confident Christian I would expect an answer more like, "Yoga? it's just exercise. God wouldn't let me be hurt by a mere trapping of a false religion." That would be a more sane response. oh well.

2/28/2008 1:12:09 PM

Caustic Gnostic

So many demons, so little time....

2/28/2008 1:15:21 PM

Joe-Bob

Christmas in any form is antiChrist because the Winter Solstice (upon which modern Christmas celebration is based) worships the Sun and the changing of the seasons.

Works just as well.

2/28/2008 1:21:01 PM

ORG

Yoga, never heard that one before.

2/28/2008 1:37:01 PM

FMG

Kundalini or Fancy stretching from India... Is about as demonic as Devil's Food Cake...

Remember folks, Satan has the flexible ladies!

2/28/2008 1:37:55 PM

Higgs Boson

At least it's not as bad as Pontius Pilates.

2/28/2008 1:41:48 PM

freako104

If they are not acknoweldging the demon nor giving it credence, how is it worshipping the demon?

2/28/2008 1:51:21 PM

√ėyvind

:facepalm:

2/28/2008 2:10:59 PM

Raven Blackhawk

Mmmm... I love the sound of FAIL in the morning.

2/28/2008 2:13:23 PM

Titania

Yoga is proof Satan loves us and wants us to be healthy and happy. On the other hand, since it is "antiChrist," God hates us and wants us to be sick and depressed.

2/28/2008 2:30:38 PM
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