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Quote# 35585

You know who's really going to burn -- that god-awful piece of trash, Richard Dawkins. That dude is going to smoke. Him and Daniel Dennet.....both of them are just going to boil for all eternity....and then, I'm going to sit there from my perch in Heaven and point and laugh...and then I might offer them a cool drink -- but then change my mind and drink it myself.

Guzman (aka Supersport), rantsnraves 86 Comments [2/28/2008 1:04:22 PM]
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#419148
Thammuz

Looks like they're gonna havesome company...

2/28/2008 1:07:24 PM
#419150
anevilmeme

Enjoying the suffering of others is a sin, plus it makes you an asshole.

2/28/2008 1:10:45 PM
#419151
Mister Spak

Tell me again who is moral?

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2/28/2008 1:10:52 PM
#419156


And according to the Bible, you will be there too, sharing the drink, for your arrogance. Remember the parable of the rich and the poor Lazarus?. It says nothing about the rich being like Richard Dawkins and poor Lazarus like you, but it says quite a lot about pride being a capital sin.

2/28/2008 1:15:47 PM
#419158
Jake

Is that a special perch you get in heaven that's reserved for sadistic and voyeuristic dimwits?

2/28/2008 1:18:36 PM
#419159
rlrr

Another message brought to you by Assholes for Jesus

2/28/2008 1:18:48 PM
#419165
Caustic Gnostic

g0d is Dawkins' bitch. Where does that put you, asshole?

2/28/2008 1:25:57 PM
#419166
Kaostheory

Amazing how much joy the ultimate suffering of others brings to a simplistic fundie mind. What a sick fcuk.

2/28/2008 1:29:33 PM
#419168
deathbird

Whilst I'm extremely glad there is no hell in my theology, there are times I really wish there were so I could envisage these fundy asshats getting the shock of their lives.

But is suppose that only makes me as bad as them. Schadenfreude should be a major Bad Thing(tm) in anyone caring human being's book.

2/28/2008 1:33:37 PM
#419172
Andreus

Oh hey Supersport. You sick fuck. I see your respect for the dignity of other human beings hasn't improved - and remember, no-one can be certain of being in God's grace.

2/28/2008 1:39:14 PM
#419175
The Sherlockian

Ah, feel that Christian Love flow over you like a wave of sulfuric acid!
It is mindboggling just how arrogant and cruel these people are. Once again, support for a little hypotheses of mine that in their need to reconcile the horrors of the Bible and morality, they whole heartedly throw their ethics away just for a chance to live forever. Sad, really.
Also infuriating like nothing else.

2/28/2008 1:40:07 PM
#419177
Doctor Whom


2/28/2008 1:45:22 PM
#419178
freako104

Isn't arrogance what caused Satan's downfall?

2/28/2008 1:47:16 PM
#419180
Thundersqueaks

So, heaven has peep show perches where you can view hell? Ewww, how seedy!

2/28/2008 1:49:53 PM
#419181
Amanda

So they're letting assholes in heaven now?

2/28/2008 1:50:03 PM
#419186


that kind of cruelty and lack of compassion is nothing I'd hope to see in a christian

2/28/2008 2:03:33 PM
#419188
MK

They'll boil cause they're in the jacuzzi. Don't you know that hell is one big party? It's you people in heaven that have to suffer in ceaseless worship for all eternity.

2/28/2008 2:05:23 PM
#419190
Øyvind

So basically...

Good unbelievers burn in eternity.
Bad unbelievers (Stalin et al) burn in eternity.
God-bashing unbelievers burn in eternity.

So... what's up with saying this or that person's really going to burn? If everyone who's different from fundies will burn, what's the distinction? Are we doing a Dante-style Hell Level thing now, going from Level 1, where the mere sinners are, to Level 7, the secret underground hell at the bottom of the elevator shaft, where you will eternally be tormented by trilby clones and the Tall man?

2/28/2008 2:09:02 PM
#419191
Misguided

I'd rather be boiling with Dawkins, than hanging in "heaven" with this asshole.

2/28/2008 2:09:33 PM
#419201
Joules

He really is a very nasty little waste of space, isn't he?

2/28/2008 2:27:13 PM
#419204
Prager

Something interesting: http://s17.photobucket.com/albums/b96/Supersport22/

2/28/2008 2:28:41 PM
#419209
www.evolvedrational.com

Sadistic much?

2/28/2008 2:34:55 PM
#419215
Paler_Face

I think Ghandi said something about christians, and not liking them very much because they were so unike their christ. I agree with Ghandi.

2/28/2008 2:38:46 PM
#419219
xander8

If there were a god and he let trash like you into heaven, I would lose all respect for that god. Good thing it's all fake.

2/28/2008 2:44:39 PM
#419223
aaa

Where's that Black Ops squad when you need it?

2/28/2008 2:48:20 PM
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