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#419224
David D.G.
If God doesn't exist, that scenario won't happen, because we'll all just poof out of existence when we die.
If God does exist and is a just and reasonable being, that scenario won't happen, because good folks like Dawkins will be in heaven anyway, regardless of their beliefs in life.
If God does exist and is as sadistic and narrow-minded as you are, that scenario won't happen, because you'll be in torment right alongside the likes of Dawkins for your pride and schadenfreude.
Face it, Guzman(Supersport), it ain't gonna happen.
~David D.G.
2/28/2008 2:51:12 PM
#419228
Reverend Davidius
So it is heavenly to participate in torture now?
2/28/2008 2:56:49 PM
#419232
Brain_In_A_Jar
I think you just forfeited any chance you had left of getting into heaven, were it to exist at all.
2/28/2008 3:02:39 PM
#419233
Quantum Mechanic
Have some Jim Jones Kool Aide.
2/28/2008 3:03:38 PM
#419236
Mattural Selection
And then god will come up behind you and kick you off your perch for being such a twat, and oh how he will laugh as you plummet towards the pit of fire, arms flailing at your sides.
2/28/2008 3:08:51 PM
#419240
Philbert McAdamia
That "cool drink" wouldn't be -- uh, purple Kool Aid, now would it?
Heh heh heh
2/28/2008 3:11:36 PM
#419241
tmr
Wow. If this isn't evidence of the hypocritical thinking of the fundies, I don't know what is. The arrogance and hate multiplies at every turn.
2/28/2008 3:11:59 PM
#419248
Douche
2/28/2008 3:16:07 PM
#419249
Ranger Joe
Someone should make macros out of his photos and put them on the fail collection on the website. Do this for great justice.
2/28/2008 3:16:12 PM
#419255
NonProphet
Supersport has revenge fantasies against the entire world. How pathetic.
I swear, he sounds more like a potential serial killer every day.
2/28/2008 3:20:59 PM
#419267
Septic Sceptic
This really makes me hope that Hell was added to the bible by God, just to see who would buy into it.
"People burning forever and ever? And you liked the idea? What are you, fucking psychotic? Go on, beat it!"
2/28/2008 3:45:25 PM
#419268
Lucan
Oh, I know. Where does Dawkins get these ideas about religions people being sanctimonious arseholes who feel justified in rejoicing in other peoples' pain? I don't know any religious people like that. Do you, Guz?
Nah. Course you don't.
Cunt.
2/28/2008 3:46:22 PM
#419270
Detrs
Christian Love™ so potent it burns
2/28/2008 3:49:22 PM
#419295
Paradox244
What was that about loving your neighbor? I must have imagined it.
2/28/2008 4:49:38 PM
#419296
shriekback
Wow, a sick, foul, twisted sadist who gets pleasure out of punishment and torture
Dolores Umbridge award?
2/28/2008 4:52:32 PM
#419313
Poisoned Rationality
You're awful sure of yourself, there, sport. I think you should maybe aim a little lower, just in case you're wrong. Wouldn't want to look *completely* foolish, would you?
Hm. Matter of fact, aim MUCH lower.
2/28/2008 5:17:40 PM
#419317
booley
"I'm going to sit there from my perch in Heaven and point and laugh...and then I might offer them a cool drink -- but then change my mind and drink it myself."
And then God is going to go, "You're an asshole", and boot your hateful ass down one level below them.
Not that I think Dawkins is actually going to hell. But don't be so sure you are going to abetter place then they.
2/28/2008 5:21:09 PM
#419318
approximate
Trying to usurp the debbil's role in hell, Stuporspurt?
2/28/2008 5:23:33 PM
#419343
Dracori
Feel the Christian love, everyone.
2/28/2008 5:55:46 PM
#419356
Fanatic-Templar
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!
2/28/2008 6:17:53 PM
#419357
Nameless
How is Richard Dawkins so awful anyhow? He seems like a nice guy to me. He has opinions he isn't afraid to share. Is that wrong?
His opinions aren't hateful and he seems to care about people. Does that make him a god-awful piece of trash even if we presume he is completely incorrect about everything he says?
2/28/2008 6:21:33 PM
#419375
Deep Search
Anywhere this guy is can't be considered heaven. I wonder why he'd think God would want such a douchebag in heaven in the first place...
2/28/2008 6:37:26 PM
#419395
GigaGuess
Any deity I would worship, would walk up behind yo and give you a divine boot in the ass and watch you belly flop into the lake of fire for something like that. And this twisted fuck has spawn. I seriously hope for their sake that if they doubt their faith, they do NOT tell him.
2/28/2008 7:06:41 PM
#419430
antichrist
Lets see eternity in hell with Richard Dawkins, or eternity in heaven with you.....
Well that's not a very tough choice is it.
Anyway all the cool people are in hell, it's going to be a great place (especially after the ACLU lawyers get through with it).
2/28/2008 7:41:49 PM
#419435
cui bono
Any place you are at would be the definition of Hell, so Richard Dawkins et al, will definitely be in heaven.
fundamentalists delenda est
2/28/2008 7:45:14 PM
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