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You know who's really going to burn -- that god-awful piece of trash, Richard Dawkins. That dude is going to smoke. Him and Daniel Dennet.....both of them are just going to boil for all eternity....and then, I'm going to sit there from my perch in Heaven and point and laugh...and then I might offer them a cool drink -- but then change my mind and drink it myself.

Guzman (aka Supersport), rantsnraves 91 Comments [2/28/2008 1:04:22 PM]
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David D.G.

If God doesn't exist, that scenario won't happen, because we'll all just poof out of existence when we die.

If God does exist and is a just and reasonable being, that scenario won't happen, because good folks like Dawkins will be in heaven anyway, regardless of their beliefs in life.

If God does exist and is as sadistic and narrow-minded as you are, that scenario won't happen, because you'll be in torment right alongside the likes of Dawkins for your pride and schadenfreude.

Face it, Guzman(Supersport), it ain't gonna happen.


~David D.G.

2/28/2008 2:51:12 PM

Reverend Davidius

So it is heavenly to participate in torture now?

2/28/2008 2:56:49 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

I think you just forfeited any chance you had left of getting into heaven, were it to exist at all.

2/28/2008 3:02:39 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Have some Jim Jones Kool Aide.

2/28/2008 3:03:38 PM

Mattural Selection

And then god will come up behind you and kick you off your perch for being such a twat, and oh how he will laugh as you plummet towards the pit of fire, arms flailing at your sides.

2/28/2008 3:08:51 PM

Philbert McAdamia

That "cool drink" wouldn't be -- uh, purple Kool Aid, now would it?

Heh heh heh

2/28/2008 3:11:36 PM

tmr

Wow. If this isn't evidence of the hypocritical thinking of the fundies, I don't know what is. The arrogance and hate multiplies at every turn.


2/28/2008 3:11:59 PM



Douche

2/28/2008 3:16:07 PM

Ranger Joe

Someone should make macros out of his photos and put them on the fail collection on the website. Do this for great justice.

2/28/2008 3:16:12 PM

NonProphet

Supersport has revenge fantasies against the entire world. How pathetic.

I swear, he sounds more like a potential serial killer every day.

2/28/2008 3:20:59 PM

Septic Sceptic

This really makes me hope that Hell was added to the bible by God, just to see who would buy into it.

"People burning forever and ever? And you liked the idea? What are you, fucking psychotic? Go on, beat it!"

2/28/2008 3:45:25 PM

Lucan

Oh, I know. Where does Dawkins get these ideas about religions people being sanctimonious arseholes who feel justified in rejoicing in other peoples' pain? I don't know any religious people like that. Do you, Guz?

Nah. Course you don't.

Cunt.

2/28/2008 3:46:22 PM

Detrs

Christian Loveā„¢ so potent it burns

2/28/2008 3:49:22 PM

Paradox244

What was that about loving your neighbor? I must have imagined it.

2/28/2008 4:49:38 PM

shriekback

Wow, a sick, foul, twisted sadist who gets pleasure out of punishment and torture

Dolores Umbridge award?

2/28/2008 4:52:32 PM

Poisoned Rationality

You're awful sure of yourself, there, sport. I think you should maybe aim a little lower, just in case you're wrong. Wouldn't want to look *completely* foolish, would you?

Hm. Matter of fact, aim MUCH lower.

2/28/2008 5:17:40 PM

booley

"I'm going to sit there from my perch in Heaven and point and laugh...and then I might offer them a cool drink -- but then change my mind and drink it myself."
And then God is going to go, "You're an asshole", and boot your hateful ass down one level below them.

Not that I think Dawkins is actually going to hell. But don't be so sure you are going to abetter place then they.

2/28/2008 5:21:09 PM

approximate

Trying to usurp the debbil's role in hell, Stuporspurt?

2/28/2008 5:23:33 PM

Dracori

Feel the Christian love, everyone.

2/28/2008 5:55:46 PM

Fanatic-Templar

Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!

2/28/2008 6:17:53 PM

Nameless

How is Richard Dawkins so awful anyhow? He seems like a nice guy to me. He has opinions he isn't afraid to share. Is that wrong?

His opinions aren't hateful and he seems to care about people. Does that make him a god-awful piece of trash even if we presume he is completely incorrect about everything he says?

2/28/2008 6:21:33 PM

Deep Search

Anywhere this guy is can't be considered heaven. I wonder why he'd think God would want such a douchebag in heaven in the first place...

2/28/2008 6:37:26 PM

GigaGuess

Any deity I would worship, would walk up behind yo and give you a divine boot in the ass and watch you belly flop into the lake of fire for something like that. And this twisted fuck has spawn. I seriously hope for their sake that if they doubt their faith, they do NOT tell him.

2/28/2008 7:06:41 PM

antichrist

Lets see eternity in hell with Richard Dawkins, or eternity in heaven with you.....

Well that's not a very tough choice is it.

Anyway all the cool people are in hell, it's going to be a great place (especially after the ACLU lawyers get through with it).

2/28/2008 7:41:49 PM

cui bono

Any place you are at would be the definition of Hell, so Richard Dawkins et al, will definitely be in heaven.



fundamentalists delenda est

2/28/2008 7:45:14 PM
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