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You know who's really going to burn -- that god-awful piece of trash, Richard Dawkins. That dude is going to smoke. Him and Daniel Dennet.....both of them are just going to boil for all eternity....and then, I'm going to sit there from my perch in Heaven and point and laugh...and then I might offer them a cool drink -- but then change my mind and drink it myself.

Guzman (aka Supersport), rantsnraves 91 Comments [2/28/2008 1:04:22 PM]
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Nirjuana

It appears that we're all going to hell anyway...

2/28/2008 7:47:21 PM

Eric the Blue

And they'll know we are Christian by our love
By our love.
Yes, they'll know we are Christian by our love

2/28/2008 7:50:12 PM

SpamViking

My, what a depraved and sadistic streak you have there for one who claims to be Christian. But then, I should expect as much from a fundie.

2/28/2008 8:33:31 PM

anatiedaephobic

This post has
1.) taken the lord's name in vain
2.) rejoiced in the suffering of others
3.) Been prideful (assuming he's going to heaven)

Double standards, anyone?

2/28/2008 8:34:38 PM

Darkevilme

You get the afterlife you wish on others mister sport. Or at least i damned well hope so after you've been sadistically fanatasizing the ones for these guys so long.

2/28/2008 8:40:57 PM

God

Lol @ you thinking your going to go to heaven!

2/28/2008 8:54:38 PM

Jud

Jesus would smack the shit out of you.

2/28/2008 9:38:45 PM

MysticalChicken

You, sir, are a douche nozzle.

2/28/2008 10:07:34 PM

Blue Lithium

It's spelt Dennett, twit.

2/28/2008 11:03:45 PM

crazyroper

This guy has to be a damn troll...everyone one of his posts just seem so...antagonizing.

2/28/2008 11:17:46 PM


Ken1971

If heaven is going to be chock full of assholes like this, then I'll happily go to hell. Of course I don't believe in either place, but on the off chance....

2/29/2008 1:15:27 AM

J-Hay

I can't even get angry at this. All I feel is pity for this miserable excuse for a human being.

2/29/2008 1:36:11 AM

LOLKILLZ

It'd be cool if only atheist got into heaven (however that words), then I'd be like "who's burning now, bitch!" then I'd be like, "I'll save you!" then at the last second change my mind.

2/29/2008 1:47:13 AM



It sure would be a shame if you happened to get hit by a fucking bus today.

Dickhead.

2/29/2008 2:48:37 AM

lumax

Thanks Prager for the photo link. You offically helped confirm that the craziest whack jobs are also the most normal looking. He's like Ted Bundy but with a family.

2/29/2008 3:07:22 AM

ZugTheMegasaurus

...so you're a terrible person? And that makes you immune from hell <i>how</i>?

2/29/2008 9:45:13 AM

biscuitsforall

I don't get it, isn't the bible about loving other people no matter what? And forgiving them? I was pretty sure that malice bought you a one way ticket to Dante's inner ring?

2/29/2008 9:48:47 AM

Frank

Thanks prager. The photo of supersport explained a lot.

http://s17.photobucket.com/albums/b96/Supersport22/?action=view&current=4annie.jpg

2/29/2008 10:40:24 AM

Nutz

hate to break this to you, but "I told ya so" accompanied by pointing and laughing doesn't go over too well with your God. In fact, nothing does really.

2/29/2008 11:31:30 AM

themythicalwyvern


"I'm going to sit there from my perch in Heaven and point and laugh...and then I might offer them a cool drink -- but then change my mind and drink it myself."

How very catholic of you!

let he who is without sin cast the first stone dick face

2/29/2008 12:14:10 PM

Heather

Then God will kick you out of heaven for being nasty

2/29/2008 12:48:33 PM

Riin-thrall

Judge not lest ye be judged, and let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Et cetera.

This guy is on Jesus Christ's personal shit list.

Wanker.

2/29/2008 3:25:51 PM

Blayze Kohime

Its nice to know that you would be perfectly fine knowing that some of your family and friends were suffering for all eternity. And to think it takes me so long to explain to some people why I think their religion is evil.

2/29/2008 6:12:57 PM

Xotan

cock sure of your place in heaven, then? Did you get a pre-paid ticket, then?

Forgive me (or not - it's immaterial to me), but aren't you supposed to have a Christian attitude to others, not judging them (God's prerogative, no?). And to fail in this is to be a sinner, No?

Asshole stupid hypocrite! There are only 144,000 tickets to be shared out over all of history past, present times and times to come. Now with all those holy people and saints and prophets and martyrs et cetera, what makes me think you won't get in? Oh yeah. The number is specificed in the Bible - Revelation! I don't reckon there will be many touting their tickets for the alternative that you have outlined. So I'll be happy to see you roast, broil, singe, smoke etc in my company!

2/29/2008 7:50:14 PM
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