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You know who's really going to burn -- that god-awful piece of trash, Richard Dawkins. That dude is going to smoke. Him and Daniel Dennet.....both of them are just going to boil for all eternity....and then, I'm going to sit there from my perch in Heaven and point and laugh...and then I might offer them a cool drink -- but then change my mind and drink it myself.

Guzman (aka Supersport), rantsnraves 91 Comments [2/28/2008 1:04:22 PM]
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Arrogance, gluttony, self-righteousness, putting yourself in God's place, rudeness, and lack of pity. Yeah I'm sure God just loves being represented by self-glorifying pharisees like you stupidsort.

3/1/2008 1:32:08 AM

Fishcakes

Because Christians are always good and gentle people and never wish hell upon anyone, right?

3/1/2008 9:30:21 PM

quantumbrewer

no please, Stupidsport, don't offer Dawkins any of your Kool-Aid.

3/6/2008 12:05:07 AM

NO U

I am sure Richard Dawkins just had a SPE (Shit Pants Experience) at the thought of your imaginary friend sending Dawkins to burn forever. God is probably jealous because Richard Dawkins has written more books than him.

3/6/2008 12:16:08 AM

Kate

well, that's not very Christian-ly, now is it?

3/6/2008 1:30:30 AM

Xis

@rlrr

They've been bringing us a lot of messages lately, haven't they?

3/6/2008 3:00:35 AM



Wow, they've managed to clone Fred Phelps.

3/12/2008 8:02:09 PM



Asshole fundies make me sick....and no, I'm not the one who will be burning, Guzman, it will be YOU for all the hatred & misery you enjoy inflicting on everyone who doesn't agree with your myopic, arrogant whaleshit.

6/4/2008 6:44:52 AM

tigersharksteph

holy fucking shit these people are evil, i mean how...fuck if thats the way thier god is, im glad im not on thier side

6/29/2010 2:17:54 PM

anti-nonsense

If people like you go to Heaven, I'd rather go to hell.

6/29/2010 2:32:10 PM

Apatheist

And the lord said, "Sadism will be rewarded in heaven."

Sick fuck, if there is a hell, you'll be right next to them.

9/29/2011 3:42:04 PM

Swede

Jesus will be SO proud over your love for your neighbors, Stuporsport.

3/17/2014 11:41:02 PM

Tempus

If you're the sort of person who enjoys watching people he dislikes being tortured, and also enjoys the thought of torturing them himself, you won't be watching anything from Heaven.

Anything at all.

3/17/2014 11:58:29 PM

pyro

And they'll know we are Christians by our love,
By our love,
Yes, they'll know we are Christians by our love!

3/18/2014 8:08:45 AM

Justanotheratheist

You might be in for a shock if you think Jebus wants to spend eternity in the company of an arsehole like you. Lucky for you this whole heaven and hell malarkey isn't real.

3/18/2014 8:20:32 AM

Kuno

I just wonder why this thread hasn’t attracted His4Life yet. Seems to be right in her ball park.

3/18/2014 8:39:30 AM
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