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On both St. Valentine’s Day and Mother’s Day, the white male gives gifts of chocolate candy with nuts…. If his sweetheart ingests "chocolate with nuts," the white male can fantasize that he is genetically equal to the Black male…. Is it not also curious that when white males are young and vigorous, they attempt to master the large brown balls, but as they become older and wiser, they psychologically resign themselves to their inability to master the large brown balls? Their focus then shifts masochistically to hitting the tiny white golf balls in disgust and resignation—in full final realization of white genetic recessiveness.

Frances Cress Welsing, The Isis Papers, Quoted in Wikipedia 23 Comments [2/28/2008 12:15:22 AM]
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#418622
Jake Steel

yhea... even Sigmund Freud wouldn't buy this.

2/28/2008 12:30:50 AM

#418624
agentCDE

Seconded. Even Freud would be forced to ask "Wait, what?"

2/28/2008 12:34:06 AM

#418648
Old Viking

I've been taking a lot of those male enhancement pills. So far, though, all they've done is make the rest of my body shrink.

2/28/2008 12:59:50 AM

#418689
antichrist

Their focus then shifts masochistically to hitting the tiny white golf balls in disgust and resignation
Tell that to Tiger Woods

So what, dark skinned people give white chocolate on special occasions?


2/28/2008 1:38:53 AM

#418766
Fed Up

This is probably racist but it's worded in such a stupid way that you can't help but laugh.

2/28/2008 2:49:13 AM

#418786


And how do the white males whose girlfriends, wives or mothers are alergic to nuts to psychologically demonstrate that they're superior to blacks?. Moreover, did you bother to make statistics?, if the white men all bought chocolate candies with nuts, the supermarkets would be full of them. Moreover, other races would imitate them. So?

2/28/2008 3:06:54 AM

#419250
aaa

WTF?

2/28/2008 3:17:46 PM

#419647


What the heck is this person trying to say?

2/28/2008 10:27:47 PM

#419861
Dave

He's trying to say that he's nuts.

2/29/2008 1:50:53 AM

#419892


Yea! Dr. Welsing finally ended up on here! I have a bunch of friends who actually believe her stupid ass dribble.

2/29/2008 2:48:09 AM

#420032
Pirate

lol what?


2/29/2008 10:07:07 AM

#420133
Anti-Goth

WHAT THE FUCK.


...South Park's 'salty chocolate balls' keep coming to mind.

2/29/2008 2:15:02 PM

#420157
Creep

The Fuck...

2/29/2008 2:59:21 PM

#420472
Lilith

This makes me hurt. The woman is a psychiatrist, a doctor for crying out loud. And yet she believes that high blood pressure and homosexuality in people of African descent is caused by white people who are a mutant form of human cast out of Africa. Read her wikipedia article it's crazy.

3/1/2008 12:02:00 AM

#420894
Johnny Slick

This one is awesome. It is like history written by lightning and my only regret is that it is all too true!

3/1/2008 5:07:27 PM

#421037
Pokey

I'm pretty sure he's trying to say that whites are inferior to blacks... though, he might also be trying to prove that the "black mans cock is bigger than teh whitesez" thing is true...

Or he could just be thick

3/2/2008 12:01:59 AM

#425651
anatiedaephobic

Jake Steel, agentCDE: the man who came up with penis envy would buy anything.

What would Frances say about the men who buy white chocolate? Besides, footballs are mostly white (or soccer, for any americans)

3/7/2008 12:58:37 AM

#447227
Deep Search

lol

Okay, that was pretty funny...

3/28/2008 10:33:13 AM

#1018304
Trask

Mate, just because -you're- tiny, doesn't mean the rest of us white guys are.

Sure, there are some exceptions on both sides, but the best real analogy is billiards.

Both the black ball and the white ball are the same size. It's not so much a race thing, as an individual thing.

9/7/2009 7:53:35 PM

#1252547
ngozi

WTF??!!! =/

2/4/2011 6:40:05 AM

#1255835
Winterwolf00

WTF is he talking about?

2/12/2011 2:50:32 AM

#1516243
Leslie Paul

who care what Freud would think since he is a recessive white male him self who never considered the reality of white racism in the world

3/17/2013 8:23:19 AM

#1516244
Leslie Paul

who care what Freud would think since he is a recessive white male him self who never considered the reality of white racism in the world

3/17/2013 8:24:03 AM
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