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On both St. Valentine’s Day and Mother’s Day, the white male gives gifts of chocolate candy with nuts…. If his sweetheart ingests "chocolate with nuts," the white male can fantasize that he is genetically equal to the Black male…. Is it not also curious that when white males are young and vigorous, they attempt to master the large brown balls, but as they become older and wiser, they psychologically resign themselves to their inability to master the large brown balls? Their focus then shifts masochistically to hitting the tiny white golf balls in disgust and resignation—in full final realization of white genetic recessiveness.

Frances Cress Welsing, The Isis Papers, Quoted in Wikipedia 24 Comments [2/28/2008 12:15:22 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Jake Steel

yhea... even Sigmund Freud wouldn't buy this.

2/28/2008 12:30:50 AM

agentCDE

Seconded. Even Freud would be forced to ask "Wait, what?"

2/28/2008 12:34:06 AM

Old Viking

I've been taking a lot of those male enhancement pills. So far, though, all they've done is make the rest of my body shrink.

2/28/2008 12:59:50 AM

antichrist

Their focus then shifts masochistically to hitting the tiny white golf balls in disgust and resignation
Tell that to Tiger Woods

So what, dark skinned people give white chocolate on special occasions?


2/28/2008 1:38:53 AM

Fed Up

This is probably racist but it's worded in such a stupid way that you can't help but laugh.

2/28/2008 2:49:13 AM



And how do the white males whose girlfriends, wives or mothers are alergic to nuts to psychologically demonstrate that they're superior to blacks?. Moreover, did you bother to make statistics?, if the white men all bought chocolate candies with nuts, the supermarkets would be full of them. Moreover, other races would imitate them. So?

2/28/2008 3:06:54 AM

aaa

WTF?

2/28/2008 3:17:46 PM



What the heck is this person trying to say?

2/28/2008 10:27:47 PM

Dave

He's trying to say that he's nuts.

2/29/2008 1:50:53 AM



Yea! Dr. Welsing finally ended up on here! I have a bunch of friends who actually believe her stupid ass dribble.

2/29/2008 2:48:09 AM

Pirate

lol what?


2/29/2008 10:07:07 AM

Anti-Goth

WHAT THE FUCK.


...South Park's 'salty chocolate balls' keep coming to mind.

2/29/2008 2:15:02 PM

Creep

The Fuck...

2/29/2008 2:59:21 PM

Lilith

This makes me hurt. The woman is a psychiatrist, a doctor for crying out loud. And yet she believes that high blood pressure and homosexuality in people of African descent is caused by white people who are a mutant form of human cast out of Africa. Read her wikipedia article it's crazy.

3/1/2008 12:02:00 AM

Johnny Slick

This one is awesome. It is like history written by lightning and my only regret is that it is all too true!

3/1/2008 5:07:27 PM

Pokey

I'm pretty sure he's trying to say that whites are inferior to blacks... though, he might also be trying to prove that the "black mans cock is bigger than teh whitesez" thing is true...

Or he could just be thick

3/2/2008 12:01:59 AM

anatiedaephobic

Jake Steel, agentCDE: the man who came up with penis envy would buy anything.

What would Frances say about the men who buy white chocolate? Besides, footballs are mostly white (or soccer, for any americans)

3/7/2008 12:58:37 AM

Deep Search

lol

Okay, that was pretty funny...

3/28/2008 10:33:13 AM

Trask

Mate, just because -you're- tiny, doesn't mean the rest of us white guys are.

Sure, there are some exceptions on both sides, but the best real analogy is billiards.

Both the black ball and the white ball are the same size. It's not so much a race thing, as an individual thing.

9/7/2009 7:53:35 PM

ngozi

WTF??!!! =/

2/4/2011 6:40:05 AM

Winterwolf00

WTF is he talking about?

2/12/2011 2:50:32 AM

Leslie Paul

who care what Freud would think since he is a recessive white male him self who never considered the reality of white racism in the world

3/17/2013 8:23:19 AM

Leslie Paul

who care what Freud would think since he is a recessive white male him self who never considered the reality of white racism in the world

3/17/2013 8:24:03 AM

black mamba

first off he, is a she. and stop hating white boy. you know damn well she is right.

6/8/2014 12:14:12 AM
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