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Show me the evidence, I do not need 211,390 articles, all I need is one undoctored real life video showing one kind of animal changing into another. Or giving birth to another, like a human giving birth to a lizard or bird .... wow, with al those articles if evolution is true, surely one of those "MEDICAL" doctors witnessed a human giving birth to some other creature?

Christian, askville 100 Comments [2/28/2008 7:43:20 PM]
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Blackvoice

I'm sorry, EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

2/28/2008 7:08:20 PM

MrsYoungie

You've never actually read a single article on evolution, have you?
EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!!!!!1111111111111

2/28/2008 7:09:10 PM

www.evolvedrational.com

Evolution does not work that way.

Go back to remedial science class!

2/28/2008 7:11:02 PM

Doctor Whom

"I do not need 211,390 articles, all I need is one undoctored real life video showing one kind of animal changing into another."

...or a bad case of MRSA.

Oh, by the way, I don't need 211,390 Bible tracts; all I need is one undoctored real-life video of a magic sky daddy making a living human being out of dirt.

2/28/2008 7:12:06 PM

Chancellor Gorkon

Enjoy your FAIL!

2/28/2008 7:12:22 PM

Daken

evolution takes time, a couple million years. A being just doesn't just pop out a new being, no, the offspring have minor changes, then the next generation have more changes, these minor changes build up, and then you have the new species.

2/28/2008 7:14:36 PM

SweetViolet

Show me the evidence, I do not need 211,390 chapters and verses, all I need is one undoctored real life video showing one person getting up three days after death and walking around talking to people. Or walking on water, or turning water into wine.... wow, with al those chapters in the bible, if christianity is true, surely one of those "christian" fundies witnessed a talking snake or burning bush.

~much better~


2/28/2008 7:16:04 PM

√ėyvind

Oh, by the way, I don't need 211,390 Bible tracts; all I need is one undoctored real-life video of a magic sky daddy making a living human being out of dirt.

No, no, no, you misunderstand. It's our ideas that need proof. The fundies' own ideas can be accepted on faith, and don't need proof.

2/28/2008 7:16:28 PM

Mister Spak

Show me the evidence, I do not need 211,390 scripture verses, all I need is one undoctored real life video showing dirt changing into a person. Or a talking snake, or magic fruit .... wow, with al those scriptures if christianity is true, surely one of those "SAVED" fundies witnessed a giant man with a long white beard who lives on clouds turning dirt into a person?

Fixed.

2/28/2008 7:18:07 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Hasn't it ever occurred to you that, were you to cycle through images of successive fossils following a particular evolutionary branch at an appropriate frame rate, it would be functionally identical to just such a video?

Come to think of it, that sounds like a pretty good idea - is there anyone on these boards with the skill & resources to do it?

2/28/2008 7:18:32 PM

nfp

This person showed in about five different ways how you can never educate some people. As a humanist, this makes me both sad, frightened, and not a little pissed off.

2/28/2008 7:31:48 PM

Reverend Davidius

Evolution doesn't work that way!

The change is subtle, like Ashton Kucher (however he spells his name) being born with webbed toes, or I only have 2 wisdom teeth instead of 4, and I have to remove them because my mouth lacks the space for them that our ancestors had larger mouths to accomodate them. Change over time is the name of the game, not sudden change.

2/28/2008 7:33:14 PM

cui bono

Well your mammy gave birth to an Ass.

Q.E.D


fundamentalists delenda est

2/28/2008 7:35:25 PM

Rysith

Were you, or anyone you know, born with less than 4 wisdom teeth? If so, there is your example.

2/28/2008 7:36:17 PM

solomongrundy

Brain_in_a_Jar.
The TV series 'Life Before Dinosaurs' did exactly that. In each episode was an animation or two showing evoution from primitive chordates through jawless fish, armoured fish, jawed fish, lobefins, up to amphibians, reptiles and mammal-like reptiles c/w an accompanying time-line spinning around.
It's bound to be out there on youtube but whether you'll ever get a fundie to watch it is a different question.

2/28/2008 7:38:02 PM

Nameless

nfp, I'm sure this person could have been educated, but they chose to indoctrinate him instead.

2/28/2008 7:38:28 PM

Osiris

Fuck why do you insist on us proving evolution that doesn't work.

2/28/2008 7:41:32 PM

Integra

1. That is NOT how evolution works.
2. Show me a video of a man being made from dust, a woman coming from a man's rib, or a man coming back from the dead.

2/28/2008 7:42:19 PM

Nirjuana


2/28/2008 7:43:48 PM

antichrist

Ever heard of the Pizzly?

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/05/bear-hybrid-photo.html



But remember according to your book all animals only breed with their own.
Grizzly - Ursus arctos horribilis
Polar Bear - Ursus maritimus

This is probably the Polar Bears attempt to survive. Too bad somebody shot it (although according to another article his guides told him not to because it didn't look right). But the Canadian Government took it away as he had a Polar Bear tag. Not that Pizzly tags exist.

@cui bono - I love it, I'm stealing it.

2/28/2008 7:45:46 PM

David D.G.

Right, then, let's take it from the top, with feeling:

EVOLUTION!

DOES!

[size=14]NOT![/size]

WORK!

THAT!

WAY!


It never ceases to gall me that what fundies demand as evidence of evolutionary theory is something that (a) evolutionary theory never claims, and (b) might actually disprove it if it were ever found.


~David D.G.

2/28/2008 7:50:12 PM

Tomby Stone

Yeah and what's all this crap I hear about gravity ?? I don't need to read articles, all I need is to see one undoctored real life video of Sammy Davis Jr throwing donuts at an army tank being driven by a three headed pig singing, 'And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I love you' in three different accents.

2/28/2008 7:50:47 PM

Papabear

All I need is one unambiguous, credibly recorded instance of God, himself, directly doing ANYTHING AT ALL.

2/28/2008 7:51:16 PM

Papabear

David D.G. - c)While never demanding evidence to support their own religious beliefs.

2/28/2008 7:53:32 PM

Caustic Gnostic

EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!


2/28/2008 7:53:32 PM
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