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Show me the evidence, I do not need 211,390 articles, all I need is one undoctored real life video showing one kind of animal changing into another. Or giving birth to another, like a human giving birth to a lizard or bird .... wow, with al those articles if evolution is true, surely one of those "MEDICAL" doctors witnessed a human giving birth to some other creature?

Christian, askville 100 Comments [2/28/2008 7:43:20 PM]
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GigaGuess

And this, children, is what you get when you study evolution using Pokemon as your texts.

2/28/2008 8:11:34 PM

Renacier

Hey, guess what doesn't work that way?

2/28/2008 8:21:10 PM

Bowen

EVOLUTION DOES NOT WO...Oh, fuck it.

Go die in a fire, you bloody berk.

2/28/2008 8:21:15 PM

McCulloch

Show me the evidence that on any specific day since you began to walk that you were taller than the day before. Therefore you must still be about one meter tall, right?

2/28/2008 8:25:31 PM

Skyknight

I'm guessing that Christian thinks that in order for it to be honestly believed, it must have been seen, from start to finish, with one's own eyes.

When the process in question takes WELL over 120 years, you can see how he might have trouble digesting the concept...

2/28/2008 8:29:06 PM

Old Viking

The sort of birth you refer to is extremely rare. It's on a par with a fundy having a coherent thought.

2/28/2008 8:30:50 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Mary had a little lamb.

2/28/2008 8:38:40 PM

Tom S. Fox

The ignorance! It burns!!!

2/28/2008 8:45:09 PM

cyborgtroy

Insert Discovery special on biologists who gave a chicken teeth and a dinosaur tail, thus proving that they only deactivating those genes after evolving from dinosaurs here.

Of course, if science has touched and added special effects, that's considered doctoring.

I'm sure you can find the picture of a chicken fetus with teeth though.

The little kids with facial hair everywhere is pretty convincing of common ancestry.

2/28/2008 8:46:00 PM

One Trick Pony

You were homeschooled, weren't you?

2/28/2008 9:03:02 PM

cyborgtroy

"doctors witnessed a human giving birth to some other creature?"

No, but I saw a furry give birth to a human... Does that count?

2/28/2008 9:14:23 PM

Evilutionist

And I'll believe in your God if you can produce just ONE piece of completely impossible, non-existent, unrelated, fictional evidence.

You know, the same kind you're asking for.

2/28/2008 9:21:26 PM

apYrs

so the not quite "perfect" babies" don't count as mutations (sorry - it's a sensitive subject, and I apologise if it upsets anyone)?

But a mutation leading to a species change has to be beneficial, and thus usually invisible.

2/28/2008 9:21:39 PM

agentCDE

I DON'T NEED REALITY, I WANT STRAWMEN DAMMIT

2/28/2008 9:27:38 PM

John

all I need is one undoctored real life video showing one kind of animal changing into another.

That would be more of a proof for creationism. Evolution doesn't involve magic.

2/28/2008 9:42:08 PM

Frank

At least he doesn't ask that the video be no longer than 16 seconds.

2/28/2008 9:44:54 PM

Madame Scarlet

No, because THAT'S NOT FUCKING EVOLUTION.

2/28/2008 10:01:14 PM

Quaffer

How freakin' hard is it to understand evolution? ARRRGH (stated in true Charlie Brown fashion).

2/28/2008 10:18:23 PM

MysticalChicken

I honestly don't understand how "small changes over millions of years" is so hard to wrap one's brain around.

2/28/2008 10:26:06 PM

Nowonmai

We are talking about evolution, you f&&king idiot, not lycanthropy!

2/28/2008 10:28:39 PM



Evolution doesn't work that way. If you don't understand science, at least don't denigrate it. Remember through what you're transmitting the message(not a tam-tam precisely)

2/28/2008 10:28:59 PM

TheOutsider

Whoa, so that's where lucaspa went to. Glad to see that he is still fighting the good fight against Creationist retards.

2/28/2008 10:36:57 PM

^light^

Same shit, different day...

I mean, at first it was funny, then it became repetitive, and now it is just plain sad. How dim-witted must you be, and how self-delusional to blindly ignore all evidence that does not fir your worldview?

It's not even funny any more, no matter how self-righteously ignorant they are.

2/28/2008 11:02:34 PM

Beccs

Show me ONE video of god creating people from dirt. Or one of a person being spontaneously created from a rib. I don't need you blind claims or written "word". Show me the evidence!

2/28/2008 11:17:15 PM

Amanda

You should at least know what evolution is before you try to debunk it with a lame argument like that.

2/28/2008 11:38:40 PM
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