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Show me the evidence, I do not need 211,390 articles, all I need is one undoctored real life video showing one kind of animal changing into another. Or giving birth to another, like a human giving birth to a lizard or bird .... wow, with al those articles if evolution is true, surely one of those "MEDICAL" doctors witnessed a human giving birth to some other creature?

Christian, askville 92 Comments [2/28/2008 7:43:20 PM]
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Integra

Evolution talks about the small changes from one generation to the next. NOT one creature giving birth to a completly diffrent creature.

3/3/2008 7:27:20 PM

irish

HOLY FUCK!

3/5/2008 5:11:22 AM

Putting the mental into fundamentalist

You, Sir are a moron, go read the actual theory of evolution rather than making up your own complete piece of rubbish from out of your arse, oh, and while you're at it, go die in a talking burning bush, unless YOU CAN'T FIND ONE BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST, JUST LIKE ANY GRAIN OF TRUTH IN YOUR BIBLE.

3/21/2008 9:16:34 PM

bonzo

your shipment of FAIL has arrived!

3/23/2008 3:08:04 PM

Plutonious Monk

He says "you never saw a human giving birth to a lizard or a bird." True, but I did see and hear something even more spectacular--when I was 17 my dad (excrete)a brick when I brought my girl friend home to chill after our all nite orgy.

3/29/2008 7:43:39 PM

opsman666

Do you, by chance, have a video camera with a hundred million plus years worth of battery and video in it?

3/30/2008 7:12:20 PM

LAchlan

Butterpillar changing into a catterfly. There you go.

4/21/2008 1:26:34 PM

Shann

"wow, with al those articles if evolution is true, surely one of those "MEDICAL" doctors witnessed a human giving birth to some other creature? "

You mean your own birth wasn't proof enough?

4/21/2008 1:37:44 PM

Alena

[size=50]FAIL.[/size]

4/21/2008 2:51:24 PM

Quantum Mechanic

People this stupid should be exterminated.

8/12/2011 5:07:27 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Even if evolution worked that way (which it doesn't) such a video would still fail to convince you. Its like showing the president's birth certificate to the birthers, you'll just say, "that's not real!"

Your disbelief has no rational grounding, and thus cannot be undermined by anything rational.

8/12/2011 6:49:05 AM

JohnTheAtheist

The funny thing is that if any of those things were to actually happen it would DISPROVE evolution.

8/12/2011 6:54:12 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"all I need is one undoctored real life video showing one kind of animal changing into another"

Nobody is this stupid.

11/8/2012 10:08:01 AM

Quantum Mechanic

idiot

12/27/2012 7:03:33 AM



That is not evidence for anything, other than straw-man stupidity.
Go back to third grade and pay attention this time, then you might learn what ToE is REALLY about.

12/27/2012 7:17:09 AM

xyz

> all I need is one undoctored real life video showing one kind of animal changing into another.
Pokémon is not a documentary.

12/27/2012 11:24:41 AM

Justanotheratheist

Except that evolution does not work that way, you half-witted apology for an idiot.

12/28/2012 5:34:43 AM
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