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Show me the evidence, I do not need 211,390 articles, all I need is one undoctored real life video showing one kind of animal changing into another. Or giving birth to another, like a human giving birth to a lizard or bird .... wow, with al those articles if evolution is true, surely one of those "MEDICAL" doctors witnessed a human giving birth to some other creature?

Christian, askville 100 Comments [2/28/2008 7:43:20 PM]
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Integra

Evolution talks about the small changes from one generation to the next. NOT one creature giving birth to a completly diffrent creature.

3/3/2008 7:27:20 PM

irish

HOLY FUCK!

3/5/2008 5:11:22 AM

Putting the mental into fundamentalist

You, Sir are a moron, go read the actual theory of evolution rather than making up your own complete piece of rubbish from out of your arse, oh, and while you're at it, go die in a talking burning bush, unless YOU CAN'T FIND ONE BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST, JUST LIKE ANY GRAIN OF TRUTH IN YOUR BIBLE.

3/21/2008 9:16:34 PM

bonzo

your shipment of FAIL has arrived!

3/23/2008 3:08:04 PM

Plutonious Monk

He says "you never saw a human giving birth to a lizard or a bird." True, but I did see and hear something even more spectacular--when I was 17 my dad (excrete)a brick when I brought my girl friend home to chill after our all nite orgy.

3/29/2008 7:43:39 PM

opsman666

Do you, by chance, have a video camera with a hundred million plus years worth of battery and video in it?

3/30/2008 7:12:20 PM

LAchlan

Butterpillar changing into a catterfly. There you go.

4/21/2008 1:26:34 PM

Shann

"wow, with al those articles if evolution is true, surely one of those "MEDICAL" doctors witnessed a human giving birth to some other creature? "

You mean your own birth wasn't proof enough?

4/21/2008 1:37:44 PM

Alena

[size=50]FAIL.[/size]

4/21/2008 2:51:24 PM

Quantum Mechanic

People this stupid should be exterminated.

8/12/2011 5:07:27 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Even if evolution worked that way (which it doesn't) such a video would still fail to convince you. Its like showing the president's birth certificate to the birthers, you'll just say, "that's not real!"

Your disbelief has no rational grounding, and thus cannot be undermined by anything rational.

8/12/2011 6:49:05 AM

JohnTheAtheist

The funny thing is that if any of those things were to actually happen it would DISPROVE evolution.

8/12/2011 6:54:12 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"all I need is one undoctored real life video showing one kind of animal changing into another"

Nobody is this stupid.

11/8/2012 10:08:01 AM

Quantum Mechanic

idiot

12/27/2012 7:03:33 AM



That is not evidence for anything, other than straw-man stupidity.
Go back to third grade and pay attention this time, then you might learn what ToE is REALLY about.

12/27/2012 7:17:09 AM

xyz

> all I need is one undoctored real life video showing one kind of animal changing into another.
Pokémon is not a documentary.

12/27/2012 11:24:41 AM

Justanotheratheist

Except that evolution does not work that way, you half-witted apology for an idiot.

12/28/2012 5:34:43 AM

creativerealms

That would disprove evolution. I could become a god fearing Chirstian yec if that happened.

6/20/2014 8:17:30 AM

Missingno

That. Is. Not. How. Evolution. Works.

Organisms with traits more suited to living in an environment are more likely to propogate and reproduce than those without said traits. Therefore, over time, the undesirable traits will be bred out, and the desirable ones will remain. Over further time, the different groups of a species will have made such adaptations to their environments that their genetics will be sufficiently different as to disallow the production of viable offspring between the two groups. This makes them different species. The differences will continue to grow larger, and eventually the species will be unidentifiable as having once been one and the same without looking at fossil records and DNA. THAT is how evolution works, jackass!

6/20/2014 8:40:18 AM

Jinn Kimura

I... I am speechless...

Who the fuck would support such an idiotic thing?

6/20/2014 1:05:58 PM



Show me the evidence that any sane person on the planet claims that evolution works that way.

6/20/2014 5:18:19 PM



Show me the evidence, I do not need 211,390 bible verses, all I need is one undoctored real life video showing that your god crapped the universe and man into existence after eating a ginormous burrito...wow, with al those bible verses if creation is true, surely one of those "CHRISTIAN" priests witnessed your god crapping the universe into existence?


6/20/2014 5:21:13 PM



"Or giving birth to another, like a human giving birth to a lizard or bird .... "

You haven't seen "Alien"?

6/20/2014 5:58:39 PM

Malodrina

It's a gradual change that takes years.Humans are so sheltered that it's unlikely we'll continue evolving because we try to help everyone.

Also,evolution works like this:there are members of the same/similar species with different traits,the ones whose traits keep them alive(or at least don't kill them) breed,and they make babies who have their traits.Repeat for a couple of centuries and evolution happens.

Evolution is unlikely to happen in my lifetime or yours.However,we can show you the result of two species making a baby.That's something that will eventually create evolution under the right conditions.

6/24/2014 9:11:41 PM

Swede

Every single birth is a step in evolution, silly.
The new life is part mixture of its parents, and part new mutations which might prove beneficial, neutral or detrimental.

You have completely missed what evolution is all about, dearie; you need to participate more in your fifth grade Biology classes, and/or listen more closesly, or you won't pass your exams, honey.

6/25/2014 2:44:09 AM
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