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Funny he doesn't even mention the command against wearing mixed fabrics or not eating shellfish, but I guess that'd be "impractical".
2/28/2008 8:37:52 PM
Nope, keep one, keep them all that's what the bible says.
Eaten any shellfish lately?
Any cotton/poly cotton/wool blends in your closet?
Touched your wife, or slept in the same bed with her while she was having her period?
Well then I guess you should put your self up for public stoning. Buy a one way ticket to Iran and turn yourself in.
2/28/2008 8:38:01 PM
2/28/2008 8:38:21 PM
You've made a very good point. Now you will excuse me while I go stone some rape victims to death and sell one of my daughters. By the way, will God mind if I put her on eBay, or do I still have to drive to the slave bazaar?
2/28/2008 8:45:51 PM
Of course you can't lay with a man as you lay with a woman.
You need an entirely different angle, and men don't have vaginas.
2/28/2008 8:49:26 PM
You're a great representative of the gentle Jesus, aren't you? I'm sure he would just love being associated with bigoted, ignorant, homophobic, hate-mongering hypocrites like yourself.
2/28/2008 8:49:30 PM
Yeah, you need to be protected from gay people... It can't be the other way around, with you wanting to KILL THEM (if it were 'practical') and force them into 'reparative therapy' to make them something they're not.
Cry me a river...
2/28/2008 8:55:46 PM
Doesn't Exodus tell me to put someone to death if they work on the sabath? Oh, then we would probably have to define what the sabath truly is...Friday? Saturday? Sunday? A lunar sabath?
Oh, the choices. Someone, please let me know though. Because my neighbor works seven days a week. Hell, I work seven days a week but I'm told to put my neighbor to death, not myself.
2/28/2008 9:00:12 PM
Do we go back to stoning disobedient children too?
2/28/2008 9:02:55 PM
big baby jesus
well, gay sex usually involves being on your knees and elbows, so thats ok, no laying down, right?
2/28/2008 9:03:02 PM
big baby jesus
death sentence criteria in the bible
GE 38:8-10 A man who refuses to impregnate his widowed sister-in-law is put to death.
EX 21:12 Whoever strikes a man so that he dies is to be put to death--except that, in some cases, God will appoint a place to which the offender may flee instead.
EX 21:15 Whoever strikes his father or mother is to be put to death.
EX 21:16 Whoever steals a man is to be put to death. (Note: This is in spite of the fact that a father can sell his daughter into slavery; see EX 21:7-11.)
EX 21:17, LE 20:9, DT 21:18-21 A child who curses his parent(s) is to be put to death. A stubborn and/or rebellious child is to be put to death.
EX 22:18, DT 18:10 A witch or sorcerer is to be put to death.
EX 22:20 Anyone who sacrifices to other gods must be destroyed.
LE 20:10-12, DT 22:22 Adulterers (in some cases) must be put to death.
LE 20:13 Practicing male homosexuals are to be put to death. (Note: Female homosexuality is not considered in the OT though it NT. See RO 1:26-32.)
LE 20:14 If a man has sexual relations with both his wife and his mother-in-law, all three of them must be put to death.
LE 20:15-16 If a person engages in sex with an animal, both the animal and the person must be put to death.
LE 20:27 A medium or wizard is to be put to death.
LE 21:9 If a priest's daughter becomes a prostitute, she is to be burnt with fire.
LE 24:16 Whoever blasphemes the name of the Lord must be put to death.
NU 3:10 An unauthorized person who acts as a priest must be put to death.
DT 13:2-5 Anyone who causes someone to turn to another god must be put to death.
DT 13:6-10 A man is required to slay his friends and members of his own family who are guilty of worshipping another god.
DT 17:12 A man who shows contempt for a judge or priest must be put to death.
DT 18:20-22, EZ 14:9 If a prophet's words do not come true, he is a false prophet and must be put to death. This is true even if he has been deceived by God himself.
DT 22:23-24 A betrothed virgin who is seduced in the city is to be put to death unless she cries for help.
MK 10:2-12, LK 16:18 Divorce is wrong, and to remarry is to commit adultery. (LE 20:10-12, DT 22:22 in turn say, adulterers are to be put to death)
RO 1:26-27, 32 Men and women who commit unnatural sexual acts deserve to die.
TS 1:10-11 There are many who must be silenced.
2/28/2008 9:05:11 PM
The Christian Taliban in action.
2/28/2008 9:05:31 PM
@Chancellor Gorkon: Show it the fundies and watch them shit Baneblades.
2/28/2008 9:08:01 PM
@big baby jesus:
Don't forget also 2 Kings 2:23-24: making fun of a bald person; 2 Samuel 6:6-7: Touching the Ark of the Covenant, if you’re not a priest; and Acts 5:1-10: short-changing the collection plate.
2/28/2008 9:35:35 PM
I don't lie with men or women, I tell the truth.
2/28/2008 9:41:42 PM
These posts make me embarrassed for my faith. At the very least, this guy seems to be missing the fact that he's not, well, *Jewish*. How they handle that is, of course, their business; I'm not sure of what's changed, although I realize they have a much more expansive tradition than just the Tanakh. For the rest of us Gentiles, the Old Testament laws never applied. Thank you, try again.
2/28/2008 9:44:22 PM
"thou shalt not kill" is a *commandment*, why focus on the (possibly misquoted) biblical references that promote hatred?
2/28/2008 9:54:32 PM
I like getting stoned...oh with rocks ? No thank you...
2/28/2008 9:55:15 PM
For the rest of us Gentiles, the Old Testament laws never applied.
Does that apply to the Ten Commandments too?
2/28/2008 10:08:39 PM
"...man shall not lie with man as he lies with woman...."
Well, of course not. Unless it's about fish you've caught, or an old sports accomplishment/injury. Guys expect that and tend to be totally cool with it.
2/28/2008 10:13:18 PM
If a man lies with another man as he lies with a woman then surely they shall both be put to death ... if it's not too much trouble, I mean you don't have to do it if it's impractical or anything, I don't want to be a bother, just y'know if you've got the time and if it's not too much trouble you should probably stone them to death.
2/28/2008 10:13:53 PM
he Holy Bible clearly states that "man shall not lie with man as he lies with woman"
Considering it is a physical impossibilty for them to do a face to face, I guess two consenting gay men don't do 'lie as he would lie with woman'. Standing up is Ok! Nuff said!
2/28/2008 10:26:59 PM
For more information about Reparative Therapy see: http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Reparative_therapy
2/28/2008 10:27:23 PM
Ok, and what are those "harmful effects" you're talking about?, are they asking you to join them?. And of course, do you have any evidence that therapy works?. I put it this way, should we do the same with you and your fundiness?. After all, once you disregard basic civil rights and you consider that a person who does NOTHING and doesn't violate your rights must be denied those rights, you can't claim the same for you.
2/28/2008 10:37:20 PM
/First and foremost, the Holy Bible clearly states that "man shall not lie with man as he lies with woman" and declares that Homosexual offenders should be put to death. I believe that the Bible is the inerrant word of God, and His commands must be kept./
An open letter to Dr. Laura (and ChrisWa)
Dear Dr. Laura,
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.
a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?
i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.
Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.
2/28/2008 10:42:10 PM
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