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the big bang is not real

God created the earth

think about it... if the earth was an inch closer to the sun, we would burn

if it was an inch further we would freeze

the fact that scientists think that the earth broke off from an asteroid or watever and just happened to be pulled in by the sun's gravitational pull in the perfect place is ludacris

Paige R, Yahoo! Answers 26 Comments [2/29/2008 3:25:57 AM]
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#423043

Evilutionist

The Earth isn't in a perfect orbit. It's elliptical. Which means its distance varies as it orbits the sun. We aren't dead yet. Which means you're wrong.

3/4/2008 4:00:17 AM

#423101

MysticalChicken

"Scientists think the Earth broke off from an asteroid"? The fuck? Which scientists?

Also, the Earth would not burn or freeze unless it was 37% closer to or farther away from the sun. That's 34,410,000 miles (give or take). THIRTY FOUR MILLION FUCKING MILES. NOT A FUCKING INCH.

I have completely lost all faith in humanity. Also, it's spelled "ludicrous."

3/4/2008 5:35:48 AM

#560507

Evilutionist

We always say these people should go read a book or get educated, and when they do this is what they do with it.

There is no winning with these people.

6/26/2008 7:42:17 PM

#560511

Bryan65

Folks, this is what happens when kids are homeschooled. Now watch as she learns the phrase that she will using later on.

"You want fries with that?"

6/26/2008 7:44:58 PM

#585384

God Is Real Unless Declared Integer

Bryan65: Not everyone who is homeschooled becomes and ignorant idiot. Believe it or not: There are secular parents who homeschool their children. I just want that my future children will not experience all the crap that happens in normal schools, this is why I am a big proponent of homeschooling. Don't put us all in one category!

7/13/2008 12:00:25 PM

#1083864

ludacris

Sup dawgs, rapper ludacris speakin' here

12/30/2009 2:48:12 PM

#1083865

ludacris

Sup dawgs, rapper ludacris speakin' here

12/30/2009 2:48:19 PM

#1083871

Swede

@ Bryan65 (and others):
Over here lots of people pay their way through college by working at McDonald's or Burger King.
Sure, the schools are free here, but the books aren't, nor is rent, electricity, water, phones...
Chances are rather high, that the person giving you fries is a doctor-to-be, or an engineer in the making.

12/30/2009 2:59:30 PM

#1083880

Natalie

The distance from the sun to the Earth varies by about 3 million miles over the course of a year.

12/30/2009 3:14:20 PM

#1084150

Angua

No, no, no.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.

I don't know where you get you're facts, but that is just blatantly wrong. Please find a better source.

Or you're just making stuff up. In which case, make something more believable up. Something that shows you at least know what an ellipse is.

12/30/2009 8:20:47 PM

#1084588

FSMpirate

Looks like Paige here has never heard of the "Goldilocks Zone", which, as MysticalChicken has informed us, is THIRTY-FOUR MILLION FUCKING MILES WIDE! That does seem to suit "god's" margin for error, though.

12/31/2009 11:38:43 AM

#1276888

ludacris

yo dawg I heard you like crazy religious theories, so we posted this thing about orbit, so you can praise jesus while you spout nonsense. Pimp my Earth!

4/9/2011 10:21:19 AM

#1302210

Quantum Mechanic

People this stupid should be exterminated.

6/23/2011 8:37:16 AM

#1318920

That's why if you jump more than an inch during the day then you'll burn to death, and if you're too high above the ground at midnight, you'll be frozen solid: be careful! (also lol "ludacris")

8/5/2011 10:51:39 AM

#1471072

Penzias & Wilson

Big bang's in plain sight.

11/18/2012 12:08:15 AM

#1471077

Justanotheratheist

An inch would make no difference even if the earth's orbit were not elliptical. No one with half a clue has ever said that the earth broke off from an asteroid, and your spelling of ludicrous is, well, ludicrous.

11/18/2012 12:57:36 AM

#1471086

Darkevilme

Things that Paige must believe to also believe this bilge:

The Earth is flat as opposed to a sphere more than an inch wide.

Trees, mountains, hills and manmade structures do not exist.

Humans do not vary in height.

Birds are a satanic deception.

....fuck I dunno what his world even looks like at this point?

Anyone wanna help?

11/18/2012 2:07:47 AM

#1471092

anti-nonsense

lol fail on so many levels, that other people have already deconstructed in detail.

11/18/2012 4:14:01 AM

#1471453

If you jump you burn if you duck you freeze...

11/19/2012 3:05:20 AM

#1484062

zomgwtfbbq

@Darkevilme

Actually the earth can't be flat, it has to gently curve up like the inside of a sphere.

12/18/2012 1:12:19 AM

#1484280

xyz

> the big bang is not real
[citation needed]
Actually, if the Big Bang never happened, where did the Cosmic Microwave Background come from, and why is the universe expanding?

> God created the earth
[citation needed]

> if the earth was an inch closer to the sun, we would burn
> if it was an inch further we would freeze
The Earth recedes from the Sun by 15 cm each year. That's quite a bit larger than an inch. And here we are getting hotter each year.

By the way, the Earth's orbit may vary by 4,999,942 kilometers, or 3,106,820 miles, each year [it has an elliptical orbit]. Your argument is invalid.
Actually, Mars barely out of the habitable zone (but it has a thin atmosphere, so it wouldn't make much of a difference). It's ~50-100 million kilometers away.

You weren't thinking of AU, were you? 1 AU is a little bit bigger than an inch.

> the fact that scientists think that the earth broke off from an asteroid or watever and just happened to be pulled in by the sun's gravitational pull in the perfect place is ludacris [sic]
I think you're thinking of how the moon was formed.
If the Earth wasn't orbiting the sun, or the moon wasn't orbiting the Earth, the smaller body would fall to the larger body. I don't think you know how orbits work.

12/18/2012 11:15:58 AM

#1523339

mythbuster43

Then scientists be like "move bitch, get out da way!"

4/3/2013 6:40:07 PM

#1523677

Blarghonius

If that was true, you'd be in danger of dying if you moved. Like, at all.

4/4/2013 3:51:55 PM

#1536957

Jinn

That is not ludacris!

This is Ludacris:

Get your facts straight!

5/8/2013 10:50:33 PM

#1537083

Ebon

the big bang is not real

Yes, it is. It doesn't stop being real simply because you assert it.

God created the earth

If you mean that in the sense of being the puppet master behind everything, then possibly. If you mean as in Genesis, you're quite wrong.

think about it... if the earth was an inch closer to the sun, we would burn

if it was an inch further we would freeze

No, that's just a lie. The habitable zone around our star is quite a bit bigger than that.

the fact that scientists think that the earth broke off from an asteroid or watever and just happened to be pulled in by the sun's gravitational pull in the perfect place is ludacris

It would be, if any scientist had ever proposed that.

5/9/2013 5:33:19 AM

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