I'm telling you, Obama IS the antichrist - he absolutely will not lose this race. He can't. No one can touch him in this day of Political Corrupt(er)ectness gone awry. You can't bring up his ties to islam through his father and Farrakahn (sp?), you can't bring up his affiliation to an afro-centric "christian" church (who is really KKK in reverse without the violence) you can't talk ab out his racial profile, you can't discuss his wife or kids at this point - in fact the GOP has actually got a think tank working on trying to figure out what exactly they can attack. Nothing! He WILL and become president, and eventually king of the nations...for about 7 years. Come Yeshua Come!!!
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"in fact the GOP has actually got a think tank working on trying to figure out what exactly they can attack."
His stand on the issues? No, I guess that would never do.
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Shut The F*** Up In A Fire?
That is really hard to do; I usually scream when I'm in a fire.
Anyway, onto the real issue: Obama refuses to answer whether he wears boxers or briefs. What else is he hiding? How can you trust a man if you can't even trust his underwear!? Unless...
You don't think... maybe, he doesn't wear underwear? Or maybe he wears lacy pink panties...
Don't worry, I'm not going to try to photoshop that. My unholy Fabio-Hovind hybrid was quite unsettling enough.
Fundamentalism, bigotry, ignorance all in one rambling run on sentence.
So, you would condemn him for what his father is? Doesn't your precious bible say something about the child is not to be held accountable for the sins (or in this case, faith or lack thereof) of his father?
I'm sure someone else has pointed this out, but the KKK backwards is still KKK.
We now return you to your regular foaming at the mouth session, already in progress.
who the fuck is Yeshua; pronounced Yay-shoo-ah or Yah-shoo-ah.
No self respecting God would sound like a sneeze or a Japaneses version of a popular 2nd rate web Portal.
Lets line up the names of the Gods and see whose name sounds God Like.
Yay-shoo-ah
Zeus
Jupitar
Mithra
Ahuramazda
RA
Thor
well I think the above reveals a lot. Your comments most welcome
fundamentalists delenda est
yes, be afraid, be very afraid!!!
Knotilus said: Obama refuses to answer whether he wears boxers or briefs
Seriously? WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!
Osiris said: Okay here's our dilemma. If we elect Obama we're going to have to put up with 4-8 years of this crap.
We'll just have to do like they do about our (righteous) complaining about Bush--IGNORE IT. ...Or point and laugh, whatever works.
@aqualung
I hope you realize I was kidding around. For all I care, Obama can walk around in buttless leather chaps. The thing about the underwear is in the Us Magazine article this quote is linked to.
And his preference in underwear has (or should have) about as much relevance to the election (possibly more) as any religious affiliation Obama might have.
There are many things I could point out about this quote.
I could focus on the fact that Matityahu seems to be paranoid and religiously obsessed to the point of insanity.
I could point out that since the presidential race began, I have only heard Obama discussed with regard to four issues:
- His skin colour.
- His religious background.
- His decision not to wear a flag on his lapel.
- "Obama/Osama" puns.
But no, I think i'll go with the most urgent part of your post:
"Political Corrupt(er)ectness"
What the Hell was this supposed to be? I sort of get what you were trying to do, "correct" and "corrupter" start off the same, but it looks like you realised you couldn't make the worlds blend smoothly, so you just smashed them together like a retarded kid bludgeoning the square peg through the round hole.
Please don't treat the english language like that. It's the language I have to use every day. I already see it violated enough on this site alone. When you in the fundie circle have learned to use the standard words correctly, then you will be permitted to create chimeras. Not before.
You can't bring up his ties to islam through his father and Farrakahn (sp?), you can't bring up his affiliation to an afro-centric "christian" church (who is really KKK in reverse without the violence) you can't talk ab out his racial profile, you can't discuss his wife or kids at this point
Sure you can. Plenty of nutcakes are doing all over the Internet. What you can't do is bring up these things without labeling yourself an ultra right-wing racist loonie to the other 75% of the population who think you're full of shit. Welcome to democracy.
Matityahu, you don't know the worst of it. I hear he's going to make all white fundies wear blackface, say "Yowza, Massa" to their superiors (which is just about everyone), and shuffle when they walk. (Rythmically, of course.)
You can attack him, once you find a (legitimate) reason, tell someone. Then again, no one should be attacked for anything, politics should not work that way.
1) The retaliatory or, if you prefer, AfricanAmerican/Black/etc. version of the KKK are called the "Black Panthers".
2) WITHOUT THE VIOLENCE, IT'S NOT REALLY THE SAME, NOW IS IT? YOU DOUCHE!
in fact the GOP has actually got a think tank working on trying to figure out what exactly they can attack. Nothing!
Oh no!
Does that mean they'll have to actually try to run a campaign based on a program instead of bitching against others?
Cruel fate!
American politics disgust me. I mean, slightly more than my own nation's politics. Which disgust me considerably.
1) The retaliatory or, if you prefer, AfricanAmerican/Black/etc. version of the KKK are called the "Black Panthers".
Except for the part where the Panthers promoted self-defense and equity, and the parts where the Panthers made offers of solidarity to the feminist and gay-liberation movements, sure.
No, Obama is not the antichrist.
But I can tell you who is. I can even give you a good long look at his face.
Go to the nearest mirror...
KKK in reverse without the violence?
So, essentially they're peaceful, non-racist people?
Well, that is kind of anti-christian, so I see why this disturbs you
Oh cruel Universe why was I given the cruel fate of being born on a backward fundy planet? I would have rather been space dust sailing through the Universe, and not been listening to this garbage.
"I'm telling you, Obama IS the antichrist - he absolutely will not lose this race. He can't. No one can touch him in this day of Political Corrupt(er)ectness gone awry. You can't bring up his ties to islam through his father and Farrakahn (sp?), you can't bring up his affiliation to an afro-centric "christian" church (who is really KKK in reverse without the violence) you can't talk ab out his racial profile, you can't discuss his wife or kids at this point - in fact the GOP has actually got a think tank working on trying to figure out what exactly they can attack. Nothing! He WILL and become president, and eventually king of the nations...for about 7 years. Come Yeshua Come!!!"
why bother with policies when you can attack the man?
typical politics, though it seems nastier and even more personalised in the US. And the GOP does seem to have a reputation for smear, innuendo and downright libel..
Fact #1: Obama didn't really know his father, and if Farrakhan is his "tie to Islam," then the new leaders of Iraq are Bush's "ties to Islam."
Fact #2: Obama's church has a white pastor. So STFU.
Fact #3: The KKK is based purely on white supremacy and violence. Take those away, and you have something entirely unlike the KKK.
Fact #4: Whining because you can't attack a person based on race is a blatant admission of racism. Shot yourself in the foot with that one, didn't you?
Fact #5: Your Rapture is never going to happen, especially not in the next 7 years. None of you morons read the part about "this generation shall not pass" before Christ's supposed return, do you?
Fact #6: You fail on a massive scale. STFU and GTFO my internet.
KKK in reverse without the violence... is nothing like the KKK. You break my mind with that attempted comparison.
And why does he want Yeshua to come? He jumps from prophecy to porn so quickly it confuses me even more.
A non-violent KKK??? I want what you're smoking.
And no, you are not allowed to commit libel against someone just because he is a nigra.
The poster's name leads me to suspect poe ("Matityahu"... heh heh...).
Leaving that aside for the moment, this guy is essentially complaining that you can't attack Obama's religion, his race, or his family... so what else is left?! It's so unfair!
It was a whole lot of nonsense up until the last blather...Right when he asked God for the money shot...
These people are rediuclous...I'm loosing the care to fight them. I'll just wait until they actually try to have some sort of uprising and then I'll get to work on my C.K count.
>Early 2008
...meanwhile, in early 2007 :
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>Late 2016
And messrs. Jezza, Hamster & Captain Slow ensured this yahu made a complete tit of himself way before Obama was nominated.
Jeremy Clarkson, who painted 'Hillary for President' on James May's car in the "Top Gear US Road Trip" special is the British equivalent of PJ O'Rourke: not exactly Politically Correct . Oh, and I already have bad news, o Yahu making a Tit of yourself; in the later "TG Middle East" special, when the Trio visited the Sea of Galilee:
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J eremy C larkson. J.C.
He's already here. The 'Second Coming' has happened: and your J-boy is British . >:D
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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