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I'm telling you, Obama IS the antichrist - he absolutely will not lose this race. He can't. No one can touch him in this day of Political Corrupt(er)ectness gone awry. You can't bring up his ties to islam through his father and Farrakahn (sp?), you can't bring up his affiliation to an afro-centric "christian" church (who is really KKK in reverse without the violence) you can't talk ab out his racial profile, you can't discuss his wife or kids at this point - in fact the GOP has actually got a think tank working on trying to figure out what exactly they can attack. Nothing! He WILL and become president, and eventually king of the nations...for about 7 years. Come Yeshua Come!!!

Matityahu, US Magazine 69 Comments [2/28/2008 9:32:21 PM]
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cyborgtroy

stfuiaf

2/28/2008 9:33:38 PM

Rubyfruit

...

Fuck, I can't make head nor tails of this garglemesh. Can anyone translate this?

2/28/2008 9:40:10 PM

Papabear

In this context, what the heck is a racial profile?

2/28/2008 9:40:49 PM

Truthuser

So is this guy worried or happy about the rapture ?

2/28/2008 9:45:56 PM

Doctor Whom

"in fact the GOP has actually got a think tank working on trying to figure out what exactly they can attack."

His stand on the issues? No, I guess that would never do.

2/28/2008 9:48:13 PM

big baby jesus

wait, so gods name is basically... josh?

2/28/2008 9:49:03 PM

tmr

Yes, please come Yeshua. Please, come now. Take them all away.

2/28/2008 9:51:38 PM

David D.G.

C'mon, make up your mind -- are you against his becoming president, or for it? Flip-flopper!


~David D.G.

2/28/2008 9:55:40 PM

Knotilus

stfuiaf

Shut The F*** Up In A Fire?

That is really hard to do; I usually scream when I'm in a fire.


Anyway, onto the real issue: Obama refuses to answer whether he wears boxers or briefs. What else is he hiding? How can you trust a man if you can't even trust his underwear!? Unless...

You don't think... maybe, he doesn't wear underwear? Or maybe he wears lacy pink panties...



Don't worry, I'm not going to try to photoshop that. My unholy Fabio-Hovind hybrid was quite unsettling enough.

2/28/2008 9:57:21 PM

MysticalChicken

I'm going to vote for him anyway, but even if I weren't I'd hope he gets elected just so I can see all the fundies froth at the mouth when he does.

2/28/2008 10:03:18 PM

approximate

He scares you assholes to death, doesn't he? You're afraid he's gonna get rid of the fundie infestation in Washington.

Good!

Live in fear, dickwad.

2/28/2008 10:05:48 PM

Berny

If Obama wins I expect a shitload of fundie fuckwits to spontaneously combust.
Gods, this is going to be great fun to watch from up here in the Great White North.

2/28/2008 10:07:00 PM

big baby jesus

who wants to fill hundreds of blow up dolls with helium ?

2/28/2008 10:13:09 PM

Osiris

Okay here's our dilemma. If we elect Obama we're going to have to put up with 4-8 years of this crap.

2/28/2008 10:19:36 PM

TheOutsider

"Corrupt(er)ectness" is not a real word.

2/28/2008 10:30:16 PM

ProudSecularist

KKK in reverse is KKK.

2/28/2008 10:37:38 PM



How do you get the information?. I told you that the asylum and the Onion(the finest source) don't count. And the Ultimate Baptist Church in Utah doesn't count either.

2/28/2008 10:40:15 PM

Nowonmai

Fundamentalism, bigotry, ignorance all in one rambling run on sentence.

So, you would condemn him for what his father is? Doesn't your precious bible say something about the child is not to be held accountable for the sins (or in this case, faith or lack thereof) of his father?

I'm sure someone else has pointed this out, but the KKK backwards is still KKK.

We now return you to your regular foaming at the mouth session, already in progress.

2/28/2008 10:44:43 PM

cui bono

who the fuck is Yeshua; pronounced Yay-shoo-ah or Yah-shoo-ah.

No self respecting God would sound like a sneeze or a Japaneses version of a popular 2nd rate web Portal.

Lets line up the names of the Gods and see whose name sounds God Like.

Yay-shoo-ah
Zeus
Jupitar
Mithra
Ahuramazda
RA
Thor

well I think the above reveals a lot. Your comments most welcome



fundamentalists delenda est

2/28/2008 10:55:44 PM

aqualung

yes, be afraid, be very afraid!!!

Knotilus said: Obama refuses to answer whether he wears boxers or briefs

Seriously? WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!

Osiris said: Okay here's our dilemma. If we elect Obama we're going to have to put up with 4-8 years of this crap.

We'll just have to do like they do about our (righteous) complaining about Bush--IGNORE IT. ...Or point and laugh, whatever works.

2/28/2008 11:01:27 PM

Illuminatalie

Yeshua's gonna come, and spew you right across Heaven!

2/28/2008 11:09:15 PM

Don'tLookBehindYou

I like how this is ALMOST coherent. But isn't. WTF?

2/28/2008 11:12:52 PM

szena

You can't lie about the guy? Poor fundie. We know how important lying for Jaysus is to you.

2/28/2008 11:26:46 PM

shriekback

Just admit you can't stand to see a black man running America, you bigoted fuck

2/28/2008 11:27:07 PM

Knotilus

@aqualung

I hope you realize I was kidding around. For all I care, Obama can walk around in buttless leather chaps. The thing about the underwear is in the Us Magazine article this quote is linked to.

And his preference in underwear has (or should have) about as much relevance to the election (possibly more) as any religious affiliation Obama might have.

2/28/2008 11:36:05 PM
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