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#419576
cyborgtroy
stfuiaf
2/28/2008 9:33:38 PM
#419581
Rubyfruit
...
Fuck, I can't make head nor tails of this garglemesh. Can anyone translate this?
2/28/2008 9:40:10 PM
#419583
Papabear
In this context, what the heck is a racial profile?
2/28/2008 9:40:49 PM
#419590
Truthuser
So is this guy worried or happy about the rapture ?
2/28/2008 9:45:56 PM
#419593
Doctor Whom
"in fact the GOP has actually got a think tank working on trying to figure out what exactly they can attack."
His stand on the issues? No, I guess that would never do.
2/28/2008 9:48:13 PM
#419595
big baby jesus
wait, so gods name is basically... josh?
2/28/2008 9:49:03 PM
#419600
tmr
Yes, please come Yeshua. Please, come now. Take them all away.
2/28/2008 9:51:38 PM
#419604
David D.G.
C'mon, make up your mind -- are you against his becoming president, or for it? Flip-flopper!
~David D.G.
2/28/2008 9:55:40 PM
#419606
Knotilus
stfuiaf
Shut The F*** Up In A Fire?
That is really hard to do; I usually scream when I'm in a fire.
Anyway, onto the real issue: Obama refuses to answer whether he wears boxers or briefs. What else is he hiding? How can you trust a man if you can't even trust his underwear!? Unless...
You don't think... maybe, he doesn't wear underwear? Or maybe he wears lacy pink panties...
Don't worry, I'm not going to try to photoshop that. My unholy Fabio-Hovind hybrid was quite unsettling enough.
2/28/2008 9:57:21 PM
#419611
MysticalChicken
I'm going to vote for him anyway, but even if I weren't I'd hope he gets elected just so I can see all the fundies froth at the mouth when he does.
2/28/2008 10:03:18 PM
#419613
approximate
He scares you assholes to death, doesn't he? You're afraid he's gonna get rid of the fundie infestation in Washington.
Good!
Live in fear, dickwad.
2/28/2008 10:05:48 PM
#419616
Berny
If Obama wins I expect a shitload of fundie fuckwits to spontaneously combust.
Gods, this is going to be great fun to watch from up here in the Great White North.
2/28/2008 10:07:00 PM
#419625
big baby jesus
who wants to fill hundreds of blow up dolls with helium ?
2/28/2008 10:13:09 PM
#419635
Osiris
Okay here's our dilemma. If we elect Obama we're going to have to put up with 4-8 years of this crap.
2/28/2008 10:19:36 PM
#419653
TheOutsider
"Corrupt(er)ectness" is not a real word.
2/28/2008 10:30:16 PM
#419664
ProudSecularist
KKK in reverse is KKK.
2/28/2008 10:37:38 PM
#419666
How do you get the information?. I told you that the asylum and the Onion(the finest source) don't count. And the Ultimate Baptist Church in Utah doesn't count either.
2/28/2008 10:40:15 PM
#419672
Nowonmai
Fundamentalism, bigotry, ignorance all in one rambling run on sentence.
So, you would condemn him for what his father is? Doesn't your precious bible say something about the child is not to be held accountable for the sins (or in this case, faith or lack thereof) of his father?
I'm sure someone else has pointed this out, but the KKK backwards is still KKK.
We now return you to your regular foaming at the mouth session, already in progress.
2/28/2008 10:44:43 PM
#419679
cui bono
who the fuck is Yeshua; pronounced Yay-shoo-ah or Yah-shoo-ah.
No self respecting God would sound like a sneeze or a Japaneses version of a popular 2nd rate web Portal.
Lets line up the names of the Gods and see whose name sounds God Like.
Yay-shoo-ah
Zeus
Jupitar
Mithra
Ahuramazda
RA
Thor
well I think the above reveals a lot. Your comments most welcome
fundamentalists delenda est
2/28/2008 10:55:44 PM
#419681
aqualung
yes, be afraid, be very afraid!!!
Knotilus said: Obama refuses to answer whether he wears boxers or briefs
Seriously? WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!
Osiris said: Okay here's our dilemma. If we elect Obama we're going to have to put up with 4-8 years of this crap.
We'll just have to do like they do about our (righteous) complaining about Bush--IGNORE IT. ...Or point and laugh, whatever works.
2/28/2008 11:01:27 PM
#419692
Illuminatalie
Yeshua's gonna come, and spew you right across Heaven!
2/28/2008 11:09:15 PM
#419696
Don'tLookBehindYou
I like how this is ALMOST coherent. But isn't. WTF?
2/28/2008 11:12:52 PM
#419712
szena
You can't lie about the guy? Poor fundie. We know how important lying for Jaysus is to you.
2/28/2008 11:26:46 PM
#419714
shriekback
Just admit you can't stand to see a black man running America, you bigoted fuck
2/28/2008 11:27:07 PM
#419725
Knotilus
@aqualung
I hope you realize I was kidding around. For all I care, Obama can walk around in buttless leather chaps. The thing about the underwear is in the Us Magazine article this quote is linked to.
And his preference in underwear has (or should have) about as much relevance to the election (possibly more) as any religious affiliation Obama might have.
2/28/2008 11:36:05 PM
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