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I'm telling you, Obama IS the antichrist - he absolutely will not lose this race. He can't. No one can touch him in this day of Political Corrupt(er)ectness gone awry. You can't bring up his ties to islam through his father and Farrakahn (sp?), you can't bring up his affiliation to an afro-centric "christian" church (who is really KKK in reverse without the violence) you can't talk ab out his racial profile, you can't discuss his wife or kids at this point - in fact the GOP has actually got a think tank working on trying to figure out what exactly they can attack. Nothing! He WILL and become president, and eventually king of the nations...for about 7 years. Come Yeshua Come!!!

Matityahu, US Magazine 69 Comments [2/28/2008 9:32:21 PM]
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aqualung

@Knotilus: I know; my point was why does anyone care if he wears boxers or briefs? For fuck's sake, there's more important things!

2/28/2008 11:49:23 PM

Septic Sceptic

There are many things I could point out about this quote.

I could focus on the fact that Matityahu seems to be paranoid and religiously obsessed to the point of insanity.

I could point out that since the presidential race began, I have only heard Obama discussed with regard to four issues:
- His skin colour.
- His religious background.
- His decision not to wear a flag on his lapel.
- "Obama/Osama" puns.

But no, I think i'll go with the most urgent part of your post:

"Political Corrupt(er)ectness"

What the Hell was this supposed to be? I sort of get what you were trying to do, "correct" and "corrupter" start off the same, but it looks like you realised you couldn't make the worlds blend smoothly, so you just smashed them together like a retarded kid bludgeoning the square peg through the round hole.

Please don't treat the english language like that. It's the language I have to use every day. I already see it violated enough on this site alone. When you in the fundie circle have learned to use the standard words correctly, then you will be permitted to create chimeras. Not before.

2/28/2008 11:54:41 PM

Riin-thrall

""I could point out that since the presidential race began, I have only heard Obama discussed with regard to four issues:
- His skin colour.
- His religious background.
- His decision not to wear a flag on his lapel.
- "Obama/Osama" puns.""


You forgot "Hussein".

2/29/2008 12:00:09 AM

Beachin'Librarian

One of your bloody-minded jerk-offs came into MY library bringing a STUPID piece of clap-ridden paper with your stupid Antichrist junk. Only at that time the antichrist was poor President Reagan. Now he's dead.

2/29/2008 12:04:05 AM

John

You can't bring up his ties to islam through his father and Farrakahn (sp?), you can't bring up his affiliation to an afro-centric "christian" church (who is really KKK in reverse without the violence) you can't talk ab out his racial profile, you can't discuss his wife or kids at this point

Sure you can. Plenty of nutcakes are doing all over the Internet. What you can't do is bring up these things without labeling yourself an ultra right-wing racist loonie to the other 75% of the population who think you're full of shit. Welcome to democracy.

2/29/2008 12:26:00 AM

RI

What, aren't we on our, like, 250th Anti-Christ at this point?

2/29/2008 1:10:22 AM

Old Viking

Matityahu, you don't know the worst of it. I hear he's going to make all white fundies wear blackface, say "Yowza, Massa" to their superiors (which is just about everyone), and shuffle when they walk. (Rythmically, of course.)

2/29/2008 1:36:30 AM

McCulloch

KKK in reverse is more like ???
KKK sideways is ???.


2/29/2008 2:07:47 AM

LOLKILLZ

You can attack him, once you find a (legitimate) reason, tell someone. Then again, no one should be attacked for anything, politics should not work that way.

2/29/2008 2:18:07 AM

tracer

Wait a minute ...

Did a Fundie just say "erectness"?!

2/29/2008 2:37:46 AM

Classic

1) The retaliatory or, if you prefer, AfricanAmerican/Black/etc. version of the KKK are called the "Black Panthers".
2) WITHOUT THE VIOLENCE, IT'S NOT REALLY THE SAME, NOW IS IT? YOU DOUCHE!

2/29/2008 2:43:11 AM

antichrist

Keep bitchin

The more you people scream about this shit, the better he looks. And it lets any actual issues he may have slide right under the radar.

2/29/2008 2:56:16 AM

Fanatic-Templar

in fact the GOP has actually got a think tank working on trying to figure out what exactly they can attack. Nothing!

Oh no!

Does that mean they'll have to actually try to run a campaign based on a program instead of bitching against others?

Cruel fate!



American politics disgust me. I mean, slightly more than my own nation's politics. Which disgust me considerably.

2/29/2008 3:04:35 AM

Louise

Non sequiturs and hidden premise logical fallacies...can anyone identify any others?

2/29/2008 5:11:08 AM

Professor M

1) The retaliatory or, if you prefer, AfricanAmerican/Black/etc. version of the KKK are called the "Black Panthers".

Except for the part where the Panthers promoted self-defense and equity, and the parts where the Panthers made offers of solidarity to the feminist and gay-liberation movements, sure.

2/29/2008 5:55:21 AM

SweetViolet

No, Obama is not the antichrist.

But I can tell you who is. I can even give you a good long look at his face.

Go to the nearest mirror...

2/29/2008 6:04:37 AM

Vintersorg

KKK in reverse without the violence?

So, essentially they're peaceful, non-racist people?

Well, that is kind of anti-christian, so I see why this disturbs you

2/29/2008 7:00:18 AM



Oh cruel Universe why was I given the cruel fate of being born on a backward fundy planet? I would have rather been space dust sailing through the Universe, and not been listening to this garbage.

"I'm telling you, Obama IS the antichrist - he absolutely will not lose this race. He can't. No one can touch him in this day of Political Corrupt(er)ectness gone awry. You can't bring up his ties to islam through his father and Farrakahn (sp?), you can't bring up his affiliation to an afro-centric "christian" church (who is really KKK in reverse without the violence) you can't talk ab out his racial profile, you can't discuss his wife or kids at this point - in fact the GOP has actually got a think tank working on trying to figure out what exactly they can attack. Nothing! He WILL and become president, and eventually king of the nations...for about 7 years. Come Yeshua Come!!!"

2/29/2008 7:29:11 AM

apYrs

why bother with policies when you can attack the man?

typical politics, though it seems nastier and even more personalised in the US. And the GOP does seem to have a reputation for smear, innuendo and downright libel..

2/29/2008 7:33:40 AM

aaa

Fundie on pot?

2/29/2008 11:32:32 AM

Quantum Mechanic

You can't lie out your ass and be taken seriously.

2/29/2008 11:34:58 AM

WMDKitty

Obama now has my vote.

@ aaa -- That's almost enough to make me give up the greens.

2/29/2008 11:40:43 AM

Nutz

so wait..."afro-centirc christian churches" are opposite of KKK (kill white people I guess) but without violence? So what...do they like stare at white people or something and constantly use slurs like 'cracker'?

2/29/2008 12:02:57 PM

Mister Spak

When did Bill Clinton stop being the antichrist? Did he lose an election or something?


2/29/2008 12:27:53 PM

Katsuro

So how many anti-christ's are there now?

2/29/2008 1:44:07 PM
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