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I'm telling you, Obama IS the antichrist - he absolutely will not lose this race. He can't. No one can touch him in this day of Political Corrupt(er)ectness gone awry. You can't bring up his ties to islam through his father and Farrakahn (sp?), you can't bring up his affiliation to an afro-centric "christian" church (who is really KKK in reverse without the violence) you can't talk ab out his racial profile, you can't discuss his wife or kids at this point - in fact the GOP has actually got a think tank working on trying to figure out what exactly they can attack. Nothing! He WILL and become president, and eventually king of the nations...for about 7 years. Come Yeshua Come!!!

Matityahu, US Magazine 69 Comments [2/28/2008 9:32:21 PM]
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NonProphet

Fact #1: Obama didn't really know his father, and if Farrakhan is his "tie to Islam," then the new leaders of Iraq are Bush's "ties to Islam."

Fact #2: Obama's church has a white pastor. So STFU.

Fact #3: The KKK is based purely on white supremacy and violence. Take those away, and you have something entirely unlike the KKK.

Fact #4: Whining because you can't attack a person based on race is a blatant admission of racism. Shot yourself in the foot with that one, didn't you?

Fact #5: Your Rapture is never going to happen, especially not in the next 7 years. None of you morons read the part about "this generation shall not pass" before Christ's supposed return, do you?

Fact #6: You fail on a massive scale. STFU and GTFO my internet.

2/29/2008 1:50:19 PM

Brenz

Any concerns I have about Obama are heavily outweighed by the anticipation of the collective fundie and wingnut wail one fine morning in November.

Gobama!

2/29/2008 2:07:18 PM

Nirjuana

Noooo! I'm the Antichrist! :D

2/29/2008 3:23:08 PM

Blayze Kohime

KKK in reverse without the violence... is nothing like the KKK. You break my mind with that attempted comparison.

And why does he want Yeshua to come? He jumps from prophecy to porn so quickly it confuses me even more.

2/29/2008 5:39:09 PM

m52nickerson

I can't wait to see all the idiots spinning out of control if Obama wins!

2/29/2008 7:23:51 PM

484

A non-violent KKK??? I want what you're smoking.

And no, you are not allowed to commit libel against someone just because he is a nigra.

2/29/2008 8:18:01 PM

MysticalChicken

If I may quote the title of a Le Tigre song, "Dude, Yr So Crazy!"

2/29/2008 10:29:41 PM

Ray_22

"I'm telling you, Obama IS the antichrist - he absolutely will not lose this race."
So, I take it you will not be voting? What would be the point in it? What would be the point of anyone voting? lol

2/29/2008 11:59:50 PM

Blackvoice

Didn't you know? The "end" came about... 1900 years ago. It didn't make the bible because the were in denial. I understand, it's a complicated world. Sshh, there.

3/1/2008 12:01:40 AM

JD

well he DOES have a virtually identical voting record to all the republicans...

But I fail to see what if anything that has to do with fairytales...

3/1/2008 2:12:48 AM

MPW

The poster's name leads me to suspect poe ("Matityahu"... heh heh...).

Leaving that aside for the moment, this guy is essentially complaining that you can't attack Obama's religion, his race, or his family... so what else is left?! It's so unfair!

3/1/2008 4:12:05 AM

Snopester in Exile

Political Corrupterectness gone awry!

Great quote.

3/2/2008 4:55:32 PM

GigaGuess

OH NOES! People expect you to have better reasons to attack someone than their skin color or alleged religion. What is the world coming to?

3/2/2008 6:01:08 PM

Earl of Lade

Whenever I read comments like Matityahu's, I'm reminded of the Golgafrinchans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golgafrinchans#Golgafrinchans) and want to do the same with the fundies.

3/3/2008 11:01:33 PM

Witty Name Here

The Antichrist is a male Jew. Read your own damn holy book.

3/4/2008 10:57:37 PM

Marlowe

Why the hell are you upset that you can't attack his wife or kids? It's not like they're Canaanites.

4/1/2008 4:21:20 AM



Damien Thorn: Why do you people keep ignoring me? I'M supposed to be the Antichrist, not this Obama fellow! Does he have the '666' birthmark in his scalp? Is he surrounded by a pack of slobbering hellhounds? Has he killed anyone yet? No? Then what the hell are you idiots going on about?

4/1/2008 8:29:00 PM

Ranger Joe

It was a whole lot of nonsense up until the last blather...Right when he asked God for the money shot...

These people are rediuclous...I'm loosing the care to fight them. I'll just wait until they actually try to have some sort of uprising and then I'll get to work on my C.K count.

4/1/2008 8:34:53 PM

Kaikou

Part of me almost hopes that obama loses just so these fundies have a heart attack or something

6/2/2008 7:19:14 PM
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