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Okay, if he's not a poe, he's just launched himself into the winner's circle of fundyism currently occupied by the likes of Carico, dad, Supersport, Trinidad&Tobago, and other such legends.
2/29/2008 12:03:46 AM
"They usually pretend to be good, pious Christians so no one would suspect."
So, you'll be the first one to prove that you're not a witch?
2/29/2008 12:05:18 AM
That many people don't lie.
... Yes they do. All the time.
2/29/2008 12:05:39 AM
We've had rape apologists and now murder apologists, is there anything fundies can't rationalize away as "the will of god"? And they accuse us of having no morals, all the while breaking most of their own commandments saying that it was gods will...
2/29/2008 12:06:24 AM
"Real witches are secretive. They usually pretend to be good, pious Christians so no one would suspect."
2/29/2008 12:10:06 AM
How does someone tell the difference between what God does and what Satan does?
A guy gets his legs blown off in Iraq - God did it: He stepped in and save the guy from being killed; no, Satan did it: he had the guy's legs blown off.
A woman is drowned - God did it: she was a witch; no, Satan did it: she was innocent and he fooled people into killing her.
They stopped executing witches - God did it: He showed them they were wrong and were killing innocent people; no, Satan did it: he convinced people to stop burning evil witches.
Someone can always make up any shit they want to justify either view.
2/29/2008 12:20:32 AM
This can't be for real
2/29/2008 12:21:52 AM
Some names you may want to look into before saying god wouldn't let innocent people be found guilty when put through an ordeal.
Hmmm. Joan of Arc ring a bell? Maybe that was too long ago to be considered.
How about Ron Williamson and Dennis Fritz, Cameron Todd Willingham , Ruben Cantu? Two of these men were even executed for crimes they did not commit.
How did your god allow that to happen?
2/29/2008 12:25:12 AM
"Kill all. God will know his own.
2/29/2008 12:31:15 AM
Later on that page :
"I met the Virgin Mary in a dream once. She told me that it is God's will to bring back trial by ordeal. She told me to surf online and find a place to send out the message."
Just an elaborate poe, I would say.
And tmr, Joan of Arc had a big barbeque and burned someone's steak, the rest was a bunch of chinese whispers. (At least, that's what AVVET told me.)
2/29/2008 12:36:37 AM
Perhaps we should set Christians like this on fire, and if their God is as they say he is, he'll use his magic powers to save them. They shouldn't object to such a "trail by ordeal" if they truly believe and have faith, right?
2/29/2008 12:42:12 AM
So what if, and I'm just saying what if, Kent Hovind is really a witch?
2/29/2008 12:44:56 AM
Poe or not, witch hunts and killings are apparently still a reality today. We just don't hear about them.
2/29/2008 12:47:00 AM
100,000 lemmings CAN be all wrong, you know.
2/29/2008 12:49:50 AM
Sounds like ServerO'Shit somehow got some of the same ergot spores that 17th century Salem got.
Should we wait for him to come down or should we point him to the nearest skyscraper with the idea that he can fly?
2/29/2008 12:56:39 AM
Statement of faith: good or evil, you're fucked.
Real witches are secretive. They usually pretend to be good, pious Christians so no one would suspect.
Like yourself. Asshole hypocrite.
2/29/2008 1:05:45 AM
I hate to break it to you, but EVERY ONE of those accused of witchcraft was INNOCENT.
Why? Because, in the REAL world, spells don't work.
Oh, and just to give you a bit of a point to ponder, in the original writings of the Old Testament, the word is "poisoner" NOT "Witch". "Thou shall not suffer a poisoner to live".
2/29/2008 1:11:39 AM
Shoot 'em all and let god sort 'em out, right ShitStainofChrist?
2/29/2008 1:15:48 AM
By the way, Harry Potter, Charmed, The Blair Witch Project, and the rest are FICTION...
2/29/2008 1:16:19 AM
Faith means to believe, because you feel it in your heart. It doesn't mean to think.
Well, I have faith that you are hiding bioweaponry in your house. I don't need evidence, I don't need proof, I just believe. And fuck trials, I'll just send an army your way, kill your sons, rape your daughters, declare victory and stay there under the pretense of 'rebuilding' the family.
P.S. I hereby decree Gan's rule as the rule that all references of Christian fundementalism eventually lead to Bush.
2/29/2008 1:16:53 AM
Just reading this one quote was enough to give me my fill of crazy to last the rest of the day.
2/29/2008 1:17:57 AM
They usually pretend to be good, pious Christians so no one would suspect.
I can name a few that would top my list:
etc., etc., etc...
2/29/2008 1:19:22 AM
ServantofChrist is admired by many of his co-religionists for his clear thinking and compassion.
2/29/2008 1:27:04 AM
You have no morals. Many innocent died simply due to hysteria and accusations. In fact all were innocent. Seems the "witches" are far less evil than the Christians
2/29/2008 1:40:31 AM
"In Salem they stood up to the vile practice of witchcraft"
"In Laramie they stood up to the vile practice of homosexuality"
"In Birmingham they stood up to the vile practice of being black"
"In Germany, they stood up to the vile practice of Judaism"
2/29/2008 1:42:08 AM
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