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#421283
szena
Read the last post, he did make the grass before the sun.
But not before the light.
As for Rinji, if the story stated some other order you would be insisting that that was the correct order.
3/2/2008 11:18:52 AM
#421289
Nutz
Man created God, therefor everything man knew God "created"...how is this difficult?
3/2/2008 11:37:35 AM
#421293
Nirjuana
100% of fundie statistics suck ass
3/2/2008 11:53:49 AM
#421301
Andreus
Poe.
3/2/2008 12:44:45 PM
#421309
solomongrundy
Sun Day
Moon Day
Tyr's Day
Wodan's Day
Thor's Day
Frige's Day
Saturn's Day
I've always wondered, why don't the fundies object to such pagan names?
3/2/2008 1:02:29 PM
#421312
Knowing a bit about combinatorics doesn't mean you aren't an idiot.
3/2/2008 1:18:13 PM
#421323
Flatworm
So having several evenings and mornings before there was a sun doesn't constitute somethings being out of order?
3/2/2008 1:33:46 PM
#421370
Blayze Kohime
Um, except he accidentally created light before the source of light, and he created all the stars separately from the sun even though the sun is one of the stars. And he never specifically bothered creating other planets, where did they even come from?
3/2/2008 2:33:00 PM
#421382
Horsefeathers
"God is logical.
If he wasn't, then he would have created the grass before the light!
What is the probability God would have gotten all 7 days in the right order if he had no logic?
1 of out 5040 possibilities."
Holy hell, that's some stupid right there.
3/2/2008 2:47:21 PM
#421400
Observable Reality
You do realize that our system of measuring time is extremely arbitrary, right? At one time, some people came up with decimal time, dividing each day into 10 hours, each hour composed of 100 minutes, each minute composed of 100 seconds. China used to use weeks called xun that were 10 days long, and they still do on some documents.
3/2/2008 3:32:17 PM
#421417
Xotan
I refuse to get into an argument about somethat that is self-evidently allegorical.
3/2/2008 4:19:56 PM
#421455
Caustic Gnostic
Rinji gives g0d way too much credit.
3/2/2008 5:04:49 PM
#421474
Doctor Whom
No, no, no! God transcends logic. Bad fundy, no Rupture for you.
3/2/2008 5:20:37 PM
#421529
Frank
Ah i get it. He's trying to confuse "belief in god is logical" with "god is a logical guy". And he did probablity. I call poe.
3/2/2008 6:31:15 PM
#421585
copernicus914
Okay, being a mathematician, this is hilarious. Rinji got is prob by doing a permutation of 7 distinguishable objects. Except, the seven objects realy aren't distinguishable. Its like doing a 7 letter word permutation with 7 A's.
3/2/2008 7:35:41 PM
#421586
Blackvoice
Wait, you mean someone else determined the correct order of the days of the week? Someone other than god? Uh-oh.
3/2/2008 7:38:17 PM
#421592
Jackanapes
you FAIL!!!
3/2/2008 7:42:29 PM
#421614
copernicus914
Furthermore, what he gives us is P(the weekdays are in correct order GIVEN that god exists and is illogical). Had he applied Bayes Theorem he would find that P(god exists AND is logical GIVEN the weekdays are in correct order)<1/3. That is with the extremely generous and unwarrented probability of god's existence being 1/2. Truely, though, probability theory is so abused these days. There are far too many unknowns to get a mathematicaly acceptable probability on the existence of god. Though, the more conditions brands of religion impose on their god, the fewer unknowns there are. Almost all result in an intersection that is the equivalent of an empty set.
3/2/2008 8:17:32 PM
#421694
Old Viking
God had to think it all out a bit, eh?
3/2/2008 9:59:18 PM
#421783
PhaedrusZ
Makes sense. Just like he made the light before the sun.
/facepalm
3/2/2008 11:34:27 PM
#421802
anti-nonsense
He made the grass before the sun, and the LIGHT before the sun. How logical is that?
3/3/2008 12:03:54 AM
#421812
DW
I'm sure I read somewhere Rinji is being lined up to play Spock in the next Star Trek film mean it is logical he should...
3/3/2008 12:10:25 AM
#421882
Mayhem
That's like saying that there is a god because all the states in the U.S. fit together perfectly, without a crack.
3/3/2008 1:35:46 AM
#422355
Chancellor Gorkon
I heard he used the machine that goes *ping*
3/3/2008 2:43:39 PM
#422426
ScienceDT
If G is logical, then why does he have emotions? After all, he should just already know the future, know the logical steps to get there, and never ever get angry at any other outcome, since he already knew it was going to happen before he even started.
3/3/2008 3:59:00 PM
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