onli-one-jehovi #fundie

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Well John, as an Ambassador of Christ, and a citizen of the Kingdom of God, I am forbidden to have any opinion or belief that goes against the Word of God. The beliefs and conclusions of this world are suspect until verified by scripture.

After diligently looking into these matters in the Word, I can see no other conclusion. The Word plainly and unequivically disagrees with the stated scientific "facts". I have to believe the Word, and so should you.

Search the scriptures to see if these things be so.

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old comment by David B.

The number of people willing to argue that the 'facts' must be wrong if they disagree with the bible keeps growing.

"Grasshoppers do have four legs!" they cry, "And bats are birds!" Louder and louder they wail "There are no contradictions; Judas gave back the money with instructions to buy a field which he hanged himself in but his rope broke and he fell down and burst!" Basically, even the fundies are recognising that there are no arguments left and all they have is denial.

It's very sad. There are millions of Christians the world over who have mistaken ideas (just like there are millions of atheists, agnostics, Hindus, Buddhists, Sikhs, Muslims, etc.), but most will more or less reluctantly change their minds on something if your argument is convincing enough.

It's just this little minority who are certain they are absolutely and infallibly right. It is not the bible they think is inerrant, but their interpretation of it. The irony is even if they do turn out to have been right all along, they will still end up in Hell for their pride.

old comment by deathbird

Well, onli-one-jehovi, YHWH would get mighty pissed at me if I failed to use the brain I was born with to challenge scripture where it make no sense in this historical timeframe, to fail to recognise allegory when I read it, and if I chose to be a mindless sheep that refused to take any personal responsibility for my life.

The fact that I choose to believe in God (and evolution), is far more powerful choice than any biblical literalist fundy ever made, because I didn't have my eyes shut to the myriad scriptural contradictions. Oh, and because I'm prepared to let other people hold different views without damning them to hell, makes me a better human being, as well.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"Well John, as an Ambassador of Christ, and a citizen of the Kingdom of God, I am forbidden to have any opinion or belief that goes against the Word of God. The beliefs and conclusions of this world are suspect until verified by scripture."

Well, as you lot claim that 'you are in this world, but not of' it*; and at least there were the Heads of State at the opening ceremony of our 2012 London Olympics - even First Lady Michelle Obama in the VIP section - along with Queen Elizabeth II & Prime Minister David Cameron, but not so much as the Archangel Gabriel physically there, then there hasn't been so much as an exchange of ambassadors between Planet Reality & Heaven.

So therefore, unless up there has a representative of the British Embassy - the Court of St. James [/irony] - then your credentials have as much credibility as a Cap'n Kangaroo club membership card & secret decoding ring, pal.

Ergo, your so-called 'opinions' don't count for shit here on Planet Reality.

Reality itself farts on your 'Word', which is only fit for wiping one's arse, post-follow through. [/toilet humour] >:D

*- And as you lot say 'you are in this world, but not of it', we on Planet Reality tell you to fuck off out of OUR country. Diplomatic Relations between us are hereby terminated. [/Heaven's Gate]

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