It seems to me that everyone is jealous of America. I do wish that all of the gays would go to their home town of sweeden. We dont worry about little places like sweeden making fun of us. We will shove a bomb up their rear. Dont forget who the worlds leader in everything is "USA". Now go take a nap.
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This is an excellent example why so much of the rest of the world thinks Americans are ignorant, self-interested, arrogant, war-mongering pigs.
The Pirate Bay is doing a fine job of making fun of America, as does the rest of Europe.
Also, the USA does not leas the world in everything. (thank goodness)
Dra åt helvete.
"Home town of sweeden"?
(*facepalm*)
I didn't know "USA" -funny country, dat- was the leader at a number of curious things like luche, yoga, curantos, various sorts of mini-pigs breeding and sushi making.
I'll give you homicidal crazyness, yes.
"Dont forget who the worlds leader in everything is 'USA'"
In particular, the use of the English language.
Yes, prove to the Swedish how much better you are by dropping explosives on their populated areas and murdering civilians. That will demonstrate your superiority.
Nothing will bring out a facepalm in me faster than this "Team America World Police" style of patriotism, where an American will respond to any critisism of their country with a boast of military strength. Ya'll know them 'book' doohickeys that get so much attention, Rcfreak? If you folks had more of your population a-peerin' in 'em, maybe your society wouldn't look so much like the vision of America painted by Huxley in 'Ape and Essence'.
First, it's spelled Sweden, fucktard
I realized after my last post that Sweden is a country, not a town. So I googled "sweeden" and I realize now that you're talking about Sweeden, Kentucky. I still don't know why you think all gay people come from there, but sorry for the misunderstanding.
Why would American bomb themselves? That's just crazy.
And yet, when China told Bush to back off on the North Korea thing, Bush did.
Who's in charge?
Oh, and just because Sweden's neutral, doesn't mean they're not well armed.
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Hey, interney-toughguy, if Sweden even were a town, and it was the hometown of homosexuality (whatever the would entail), why is homosexuality mentioned in the Bible which predates any use of the name "Sweden" in any context by centuries?
You people elected BUSH.
Well, technically the Supreme Court appointed him once and Diebold "elected" to swing the official count to him once.
As for Sweden -- if I spoke the language, it would be a pretty tempting place. Imagine...I, a broke-ass artist, could actually have healthcare!
Fox News much? Limbaugh much?
Srsly, STFU. Uh-merkins like you are a total waste.
(I live in West Canadexico.)
As a citizen of the USA, let me say that you and others like you are the reason the country is so hated. Jealousy isn't even part of the equation.
I won't even touch your ignorant remarks about Sweden.
And finally, if you think the United States is the world leader in everything you must have been 1)home schooled, 2)dropped on your head and 3)have that head stuck up your ass.
Reality. You should try it some time.
"It seems to me that everyone is jealous of America"
No. They just dislike many americans. You know why?
"I do wish that all of the gays would go to their home town of sweeden. We dont worry about little places like sweeden making fun of us. We will shove a bomb up their rear. Dont forget who the worlds leader in everything is "USA". Now go take a nap."
That's why.
I am American and I can tell you right now that I am seriously disgusted with your post. It's ethnocentric, ignorant, self-righteous, xenophobic bile like yours that gives my country a bad name. Shut up already, you do not speak for me.
Sweeden? No Sweetheart. It's Sweden.
It's not a town. It's a country with a very free and liberal tradition. In fact, it's quite a large country, as countries go.
The natives of Sweden are generally far better educated than you seem to be. They generally speak three languages and understand Danish and Norwegian as well.
They have far more interesting things to occupy them than to make fun of fools like you.
And no. The USA, quite apart from its great people and wealth, does not lead the world in everything except, sadly, in fundi-ism. A fundie got into control there and is wrecking your country. Ask George Bush about the Iraq debacle and the lies he told to invade it. But don't expect a straight or truthful answer. As for other Americans, I sincerely wish you a lot better at the next election.
My straight Swedish cousin would like to differ, but, hey, if your plan succeeds (and you also count us bi folk) I've at least got a place to stay.
Seriously, though. SWEDEN?
Newsflash, freak: USA isn't the center of the known universe, no matter how much you wish it was.
@The Lazy One: Same here.
Sweden has universal health care and is not involved in any major wars and their economy seems to be doing just fine.
God, i wish my home town was in Sweden. Instead I'm stuck surrounded by cons who ruin it for everyone.
ABBA comes from a home town called Sweeden?, I am confused. The threat of destroying IKEA, ABBA and the chef from the muppets is beyond understanding. May Thor crack your very tiny testacles with his hammer.
fundamentalists delenda est
Sweden all gay, lol...
I once spent the night in Greta Garbo's bedroom in her former apartment in Stockholm, it was a hotel run by two gay men.
First of all, let me just say that I'm from America, and want to kick some of the commentators in the balls. Right then. Moving along:
Holy crap, there's so much wrong with this that it's just going to be easier to make a list of things he got RIGHT!
I'm not jealous of America. I actually feel a little sorry for many of the people that live, having to put up with so many evangelical christians and self-righteous right-wing nutjobs wandering around trying to impose their own little worlds onto everyone else.
All gay people come from Sweden? This is a new one, but at least it's original.
"Dont forget who the worlds leader in everything is "USA""
Yeah "USA", dont [sic] you forget who the world's leader in everything is. (That would be the FSM)
rcfreak7777: Dont forget who the worlds leader in everything is "USA".
By the way, most Swedes are also able to speak better English than you.
Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark... gay commie countries... just stay away from here and everything will be fine
Seriously rcfreak7777, have you seen Sweden? Have you been there? Could you even point it out on a map?
It's full of some of the most attractive intelligent women ever! And if you don't swing that way, they have an enlightened attitude towards homosexuals as well.
(Incidentally, Don't worry about the wrath of god coming down on you. Sweden is relatively free from natural disasters.)
The food's good and their social services are second to none.
gays are from Sweden? I could've sworn I was born in Cincinnati! As for the USA being teh leader in EVERYTHING, lol. Well, I suppose the technology in your computer is probably mostly from the USA, but actually manufactured elsewhere. You might have an American car (that was largely manufactured in Mexico and/or Canada), but other than that I'd wager almost everything you own is from outside of the USA.
tracer wrote: "Just remember, we Americans have more nuclear weapons than you do!"
Yes you do have more nuclear wepons than us, we have none.
Hm that's funny because I don't remember Sweden ever having anything happen like 9/11 or school shootings or terrorist groups like the KKK being harbored and hanging people...
And whenever I say that anywhere, I hear this..
@ Darth Wang
I keep seeing these Categories you post, and was wondering what they refer to, and where I can find the full list. Please, do tell!
Yeah,,, I'm also jealous of Americans, and I want to shove a bomb up someone's rear,,,,,,, specifically yours, rcfreak7777. Such unwarranted arrogance ! BTW,, you might want to look up the spelling of "Sweden" before you go off to bomb it,,, or you might end up in "Orstralia" or "Yourope". In truth, I have a lot of respect for many Americans,,,,, just not those like you.
I'm sure it ALSO seems to you, that everyone is jealous of you for also having:
World's leader in everything? Um, maybe world's leader in ignorance. Ignorance of facts such as, oh I don't know, Sweden is a country, not a town.
Please, FSM, let it be poe. Please, let it be poe. Please, let it be poe...
World Leader in everything?
You certainly suck compared to Sweden when it comes to be non-aligned!
Even Sth Park gets this:
Yet another American who is completely ignorant of geography. And proper grammar.
Every day I am more and more glad I'm Canadian. If I was American I would have to shoot myself from the humiliation of the massive numbers of idiot Americans running around.
It's nice to see my home country mentioned every once in a while. Not so nice to know this guy wants to ass-rape us with a bomb, though. Is he gay or what?
Sadly enough, we are no longer neutral, we are in the Iran war. But people get completely dumbstruck when our soldiers get killed. KILLED?!? In a war?!? Whut? (If we send people to war, there is a chance of them either killing people or being killed by people. Easy, really. I say; if you don't want people killed, don't go to war against people.)
@ Professor M
Hooray! A sighting of a genuine Burger-eating Invasion monkey. Not very rare, unfortunately, but still capable of generating a powerful snort of derision.
Made in China.
Case an point.
As Amanda found (on the first page) there is a town called Sweeden, Kentucky. I don't know why little rcfreak here think it's the home town of gays. That still don't explain the comment about "worlds leader", as Kentucky is situated in the US of A.
I'm with Paler_Face (also on the first page); Dra åt helvete, rcfreak.
This is what many Right-Wingers spout, this folks is American Exceptionalism.
The least educated in America about their own country and the world are the only users of the concept. It was dumbed down like this for them by people like Palin and Beck.
It works like this:
Well, it sure the fuck is not taking the lead on spelling, punctuation, and conjugating a simple fucking sentence.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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