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Quote# 35951

Atheists are heartless pricks. In fact, if you tell them that gesundheit makes them sound like Nazis, they'll be more inclined to say it.

MessiahWWKD, http://adequacy.org 49 Comments [3/8/2008 8:28:52 PM]
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Submitted By: brando pernando
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#427062
KillWhitey

Godwin FTW!

3/8/2008 8:31:19 PM

#427071
Truthuser

Yeah, anyone who speaks German, MUST be a Nazi. Sheesh.

3/8/2008 8:43:48 PM

#427073
agentCDE

HEIL GODWIN!

edit: wait, wait. Adequacy. 9/10, would troll again.

3/8/2008 8:49:39 PM

#427075
Osiris

Isn't this site a Poe?

3/8/2008 8:52:01 PM

#427091
KaylaKaze

The site's a parody but I doubt the comments are.

3/8/2008 9:10:43 PM

#427099
Frank

Interestingly, I think this is actually true. If some jack ass told me that saying "gesundheit" made me sound like a Nazi, I would totally go out of my way to say it around him like all the time.

3/8/2008 9:19:39 PM

#427101
antichrist

Come on - how many times does it have to be said? This is an old parody site.

3/8/2008 9:24:36 PM

#427103
Eyrina

How ironic, then, that the love of my life is an atheist and is a better person than myself who is a Christian. Hmm. Believing in God doesn't make you a good person. Being a decent human being and accepting those around you as they are does. So unlike all of the people with their opinions (not the readers who are commenting) on this sight who are closeminded and uneducated about others, he is a decent human being. The rest of you are just very un-"Christian".

3/8/2008 9:25:33 PM

#427109
Blackvoice


Ach, Mann! So ein Sheiß! Ich sehe einen Nazi hier, und es ist nicht mich.

3/8/2008 9:38:03 PM

#427112
Seamus D

Given what we know now (germ theory), the person who sneezes should say sincerely, "Excuse me!"

3/8/2008 9:48:49 PM

#427115
aaa

Poe. Excellent one.

3/8/2008 9:55:13 PM

#427122
Øyvind

As someone who speaks a strongly German-influenced language and knows some German as a third language, I'm deeply offended by people like this prick/poe who equating a freaking language to a political position.

3/8/2008 10:07:21 PM

#427128
cyborgtroy

*comment*

WAIT A MINUTE ISN'T THIS THAT PARODY SITE

3/8/2008 10:13:15 PM

#427139
Lupine

to spite morons like you, possibly.

3/8/2008 10:26:47 PM

#427146
hmm

Stupidity meter:


3/8/2008 10:34:52 PM

#427150
Goosey

@Øyvind

But MessiahWWKD speaks a strongly German-influenced language, too. Namely, English.

3/8/2008 10:38:18 PM

#427152


Everybody who speaks now German is a Nazi, hu?. What about the fact that some feel more comfortable not using his Name in vain?

3/8/2008 10:46:46 PM

#427160
Cat

Gesundheit is Yiddish, which Jewish people speak. Nazis, uh, tried to, you know, kill off the Jews.

3/8/2008 10:58:52 PM

#427223
Fanatic-Templar

Yes, I would. But only around you.

3/9/2008 12:30:07 AM

#427232


Those darn Nazis . . . going around and wishing people "good health".

3/9/2008 12:46:01 AM

#427239
SurfinSeaOtter

*ACHOO!!!* ;)

3/9/2008 1:27:02 AM

#427250
Urh

I'm quite tempted to share this nugget with my German co-workers. I doubt they'll see the humour in it.

3/9/2008 2:00:03 AM

#427254
Caustic Gnostic

Achtung Schweinhund, niesen verboten! Arschloch.

3/9/2008 2:10:45 AM

#427257
LOLKILLZ

Got me there, and if you say speaking german makes you sound like a nazi, I will fucking gut you.

3/9/2008 2:15:05 AM

#427271
werewolf

English is a Germanic language, therefore any Christian who speaks English must be a Nazi.

3/9/2008 2:39:29 AM
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