Amazing how they (islam) pray for chaos, destruction and glorify death while we (christians) celebrate life.
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Well you should see those idiots over at Rapture Ready. They'd dance in an infidels blood given half a chance. I mean every war is "glory to god, it's the end times, I'm so happy. And then there was this one time........
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Remember that dispensationalists tend to see death and rapture as being very distinct. As far as they're concerned, pain is always implicit in death, but rapture will be painless--and without sloughing off the body (I get the impression they think it will "just" be translated from physical matter to spiritual matter. Sort of a soul+, then?).
So a better way to look at this is that they think Moslems glorify PAIN, with Christians celebrating...I need a thesaurus. I don't think "pleasure" carries the exact tone they'd want.
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We are getting reports that the special response team of the Hypocrite Police have raided the Rapture Ready End-Times compound at an undisclosed location and have taken one individual away for questioning.
We'll have more on this developing story as it becomes available.
Christianity...celebrating life through crusades, inquisitions, witch hunts, abortion clinic bombings, and lynchings for over 2000 years.
Pretty good slogan, huh?
Wait. This is on RAPTURE READY?
Kettle: "Why yes, I am quite black, as are you Mr. Pot. What is your point?"
Not really, no. Most religions glorify an assumed eternal afterlife and consider life itself as a waste of time, a testing, or a state that must be endured.
Someone who is, in effect, actively praying for the death of billions has the sheer gall to say this sort of thing?
What the hell is wrong with these people?
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2008-Mar-08 08:42 PM
"And yet you celebrate the death of your messiah, BURN !"
We celebrate his death because his death paid for all sin and THEN we celebrate his Resurection three days later which means he conquered death and now offers Eternal Life for those who believe in Him. DUH.
oh my fucking god! I'm laughing so hard I think I'm going to pee myself!!!!!! christians celebrate life!!!!!! Oh, I don't know where to begin. I'm crying right now, laughing so hard I'm crying! *sigh* *wipes tears from eyes*
Nutshell: If christians celebrate life then why do they look forward to dying so much?
I am totally going to have to stop reading this stuff while I'm eating lunch at work. My keyboard is in real danger every time I snarf food/drinks towards it.
The Rapture Ready Death Cult(tm) would have to be the last people to call the kettle black on this issue.
And meanwhile, just yesterday, I discovered that the new English translation of the Nicene Creed that will be used by the Catholic Church is going on about looking forward to the end of the world. Go figure.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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