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evolutionists claim that the earth was originally just a rock moving through the universe. Somehow they expect us to believe that an atmosphere just miraculously formed over the earth, plants grew, and life formed over BILLIONS of years. They expect us to believe that humans (highly intelligent beings) evolved from primitive life forms, such as giraffes.

David J. Stewart, jesus-is-savior.com 66 Comments [3/9/2008 4:24:26 AM]
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Goosey

"atmosphere just miraculously formed over the earth"

And the "still not getting it" award goes to...

There was nothing 'miraculous' about it. That's the point!

Not to mention the fact that that has nothing to do with evolution anyway.

And yes, humans evolved from primitive life forms. The universe is not obligated to be believable.

3/9/2008 4:27:41 AM

Horsefeathers

"evolutionists claim that the earth was originally just a rock moving through the universe."

I can safely say that I know of nobody who says this.

"Somehow they expect us to believe that an atmosphere just miraculously formed over the earth, plants grew, and life formed over BILLIONS of years."

Physics explains both the formation of the Earth and our atmosphere. Biology takes care of how plants grow and is currently working on the early stages of understanding how life began. You need to build a stronger straw man if you're going to keep beating on it like that.

"They expect us to believe that humans (highly intelligent beings) evolved from primitive life forms, such as giraffes."

Well, that's a new one to me. Usually it's "monkeys" or, for the particularly stupid, we came from "rocks" and such. I have to admit that your Giraffe variation is highly amusing. Perhaps you'll win some sort of creationist award for most creative straw man.

3/9/2008 4:29:04 AM

Viva

FAIL!

3/9/2008 4:29:17 AM

Illuminatalie

That made me laugh out loud. Apparently, giraffes are examples of 'primitive life forms'.

3/9/2008 4:31:23 AM

LOLKILLZ

jesus-is-liar.com

3/9/2008 4:33:17 AM

aqualung


3/9/2008 4:34:04 AM

Mayhem

It's still just a rock moving through the universe.

3/9/2008 4:35:31 AM

Mattural Selection

Why do these people insist on making comments about things that they have no understanding of?

3/9/2008 4:42:02 AM

Mister Spak

If evolution is true, why are there still giraffes?

3/9/2008 4:56:59 AM

Scion

@Horsefeathers

Oh yeah? Then why are there still rocks? HA! Just kidding :)

Anyway, I don't see why they have such a problem with life forming over billions of years with 100% natural causes and yet are happy as clams to say it was magically poofed into existence in just a few days.

3/9/2008 4:57:48 AM

funky fresh salad

PROOF THAT HUMANS EVOLVED FROM GIRAFFES!!!


3/9/2008 5:02:21 AM

Earl of Lade

IQ? Let's see... You? The Giraffe? The Giraffe!

3/9/2008 5:11:39 AM

The Devil's Advocate

[...] miraculously [...]

Sorry. Wrong department.

3/9/2008 5:20:18 AM

cyborgtroy

Or proto-mammals, which giraffes also evolved from.

3/9/2008 5:22:00 AM

Osiris

evolutionists claim that the earth was originally just a rock moving through the universe.
One sentence in and already you've failed. The Earth, along with all the other celestial bodies in the solar system formed from the left over debris when the Sun formed. And finally the supporters of evolution don't make this claim, astrologers do.

3/9/2008 5:25:07 AM

Xenu

This _has_ to be fake, like the Landover Baptists. Just look at the other pages on his site.

3/9/2008 5:35:42 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

Maybe we did come from giraffes...


3/9/2008 5:38:06 AM

GigaGuess

Yeah, and what about these people that think people have babies through their naughty bits, as opposed to the stork bringing them? I mean a baby through a vagina? That's like blowing a watermelon through your nose! I mean seriously...

3/9/2008 5:50:19 AM

Fanatic-Templar

mehow they expect us to believe that an atmosphere just miraculously formed over the earth

Are you certain you want to associate the concepts of 'miracle' and 'impossibility'?

Just asking, 'cause I do.

3/9/2008 5:53:14 AM

approximate

A steaming pile of fail, lying on a sidewalk, on a cold winter's night.

Giraffes are much more intelligent than you are, asshat.

3/9/2008 6:25:59 AM

antichrist

1. The earth is a rock moving through the universe.

2. Miracles are you're department. We rely on facts.

3. Humans are one of the great apes. We evolved from a common ancestor along with gorillas and chimps. Giraffes split off on a different branch long ago.

3/9/2008 7:04:43 AM

Martha Jones

I love this site, it's so stupid. I'm just waiting for him to rant on about Torchwood being of the devil. I seriously want to see that page XD

3/9/2008 7:27:33 AM

Jake Steel

Evolution claims none of that



3/9/2008 7:51:27 AM

Prager

I wonder how he does it. He always types very coherently but his posts prove he doesn't have two functioning neurons in his head. Someone must be posting for him.

3/9/2008 8:32:52 AM



No, they don't say so. They never speak of miracles, unlike you(double standards?)

3/9/2008 8:40:43 AM
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