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Given the choice between a man who believes in Creationism and a man who believes in socialism, I'll always side with the former. Socialism is a demonstrably false religion aimed at enslaving mankind. Socialism is the opiate of the masses.

BCNathanHale, American Conservative Forum 53 Comments [3/9/2008 7:36:35 PM]
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#428305
Pie Man

Did the Red Scare never end for these people?

3/10/2008 12:58:35 AM

#428335
Mister Spak

Fundieism is the opiate of the less intelligent masses.

3/10/2008 1:27:12 AM

#428361
Giveitaday

If I thought you had any idea of what you were talking about then I would deconstruct your post point by point. But I very much doubt you do so I won't.

3/10/2008 1:53:54 AM

#428380
Øyvind

Poe?

3/10/2008 2:16:16 AM

#428385
Øyvind

Either Poe, or the classic fundie tactic of taking valid secular arguments and throwing them right back at the atheists, thus rendering the arguments invalid.

3/10/2008 2:22:48 AM

#428386
Caustic Gnostic

The fundie substitution game.

Take a statement that criticizes religion, and replace the religion word with something else, like homosexuality, atheism, science, left-of-far-right politics.

This is a more blatant example.

3/10/2008 2:23:14 AM

#428412
Julian

xraM lraK thinks you need a bigass mirror!

3/10/2008 2:58:28 AM

#428480
JarJar_Head

My ex-hippie history teacher would like to have a word with you. Don't mind the cluebat.

3/10/2008 4:01:29 AM

#428505
Jake Steel

what about a man who believes in both or a man who believes in neither?

3/10/2008 4:23:39 AM

#428518
freako104

Socialism is not religion. It has nothing at all to do with Creationism.

3/10/2008 4:47:11 AM

#428525
irish

Is it bad that I kind of agree? People who believe in creationism don't really affect the world because we all understand that they're batshit crazy. Socialism actually does some bad things. It's why rich Canadians often come to the U.S. for medical care and it's why the United States, one of the few nations without socialized medicine, creates something like 85 percent of all medication and most of the rest comes from Japan. Socialist nations don't really create anything useful to society.

3/10/2008 5:12:08 AM

#428589
Phönix

I am a socialist and a Christian. Does that mean I'm doubly drugged up?

Groovy!

3/10/2008 7:47:19 AM

#428631
Blayze Kohime

Creationism and Socialism are my only two choices?

Neither of those are religions, actually. Creationism is a belief shared by many religions, from the huge violent ones to some small passive ones that don't bother anyone. The later probably doesn't want to be associated with you.

3/10/2008 11:30:36 AM

#428712
Count Spatula

Now THERE is some irony...

3/10/2008 1:09:58 PM

#428729
Doctor Whom

I am neither a theist nor a socialist. Now come on out of the opium den.

3/10/2008 1:30:37 PM

#428731
Quantum Mechanic

"Socialism is the opiate of the masses."

You need to re-read your Marx.

3/10/2008 1:31:53 PM

#428756
Nirjuana

Ah, typical "if-you're-not-one-of-us-you're-one-of-them"-assholes. And btw. your twisted Marx copypasta tastes funny

3/10/2008 1:54:08 PM

#428784
Jud

Jesus was a socialist. So you're made of fail.

3/10/2008 2:07:34 PM

#428823
NonProphet

Didn't Jesus have some socialist ideas? Like, I dunno, shunning materialism and giving one's money to the poor?

3/10/2008 2:44:23 PM

#428832
Quois?

Wait... what the hell does a political ideology have to do with planetary formation, anyway?

3/10/2008 2:54:13 PM

#429421


In short you are a creationist who fears anyone smarter than you(most of the human race).PSAlthough I am not a big fan of socialism, creationism requires a far greater lack of braincells.

3/10/2008 10:22:36 PM

#429473
protowhalepig

Socialism is the opiate of the masses

You're far too much of a cunt to see the irony in your statement.

3/10/2008 10:56:39 PM

#430110
Michael

Methinks you need to read Acts 2, that perfectly describes socialist principles such as everyone having everything in common...

3/11/2008 4:26:16 PM

#695164
Quantum Mechanic

Karl Marx would like a word with you.

9/23/2008 7:39:05 PM

#1300051
GamblingDementor

Since when socialism is a religion ?! It's a political system, stupid fundie.

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