Given the choice between a man who believes in Creationism and a man who believes in socialism, I'll always side with the former. Socialism is a demonstrably false religion aimed at enslaving mankind. Socialism is the opiate of the masses.
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You haven't a fucking clue as to what Socialism is, even when it might actually be in your personal economic interest. (based on the assumption that rich people actually have better things to do than sit on the internet and post drivel like this)
Just STFU. You're embarrassing yourself.
Evolution =/= Socialism
FAIL
Osiris said:
Soon, Autism, Sexism and Rheumatism will be considered religions too.
"Socialism is a demonstrably false religion aimed at enslaving mankind."
Is there anything that isn't a religion to you people?
"Socialism is the opiate of the masses."
That was more clever when Marx said it. Mostly because he was spot on about it when he referred to religion. You're just being derivative which is neither creative nor amusing.
Well, history has proven socialism, as an ideology, to be an efficient tool of controlling people. As has it facism, the entertainment industry, organized religion, iliteracy and poverty.
Socialism is not a religion.
I know your world revolves around a 5 lb book, but step away from it and there's a big huge wonderful world to see.
Unless of course, your afraid.
The fundie substitution game.
Take a statement that criticizes religion, and replace the religion word with something else, like homosexuality, atheism, science, left-of-far-right politics.
This is a more blatant example.
Is it bad that I kind of agree? People who believe in creationism don't really affect the world because we all understand that they're batshit crazy. Socialism actually does some bad things. It's why rich Canadians often come to the U.S. for medical care and it's why the United States, one of the few nations without socialized medicine, creates something like 85 percent of all medication and most of the rest comes from Japan. Socialist nations don't really create anything useful to society.
Creationism and Socialism are my only two choices?
Neither of those are religions, actually. Creationism is a belief shared by many religions, from the huge violent ones to some small passive ones that don't bother anyone. The later probably doesn't want to be associated with you.
Socialism isn't a religion, it's a political viewpoint, the viewpoint that Jesus would have chosen, judging by what he allegedly said according to the Bible.
So...you admit Creationism is religion, then?
As in a religion, and NOT science?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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