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#428002
approximate
Your pastor is either a retard or a liar...or both.
3/9/2008 8:43:39 PM
#428008
Johannes9126
Always funny when religious nuts try to use bullshit-science to further their goals.
3/9/2008 8:46:16 PM
#428009
Psittacosis
If your pastor told you to stick a red-hot poker up your arse, would you do it?
3/9/2008 8:46:28 PM
#428025
HeathenAngel
-*clicks heels three times while chanting*-
Please be POE! Please be POE! Please be POE!
3/9/2008 8:57:09 PM
#428026
MysticalChicken
I actually first read that as "their KIDS might mutate and become airborne" which has way more what-the-fuckery than the actual quote.
(I need new glasses. Badly.)
3/9/2008 8:57:22 PM
#428027
Phedippedes
This seem not to be written by a real fundi....rather it seems more like an attempt at satire (in response to the top 17 reasons mentioned earlier)
3/9/2008 8:57:44 PM
#428032
Blackvoice
Yeah, why can only humans be airborne, huh? It's no fair, I tell you. /AIDS
3/9/2008 9:00:41 PM
#428037
Sideshow Bob
...?
Find a new church. Your pastor is a loon, and likely what approximate said.
3/9/2008 9:02:04 PM
#428040
anatiedaephobic
This one's a joke. It starts with "we all know that it wasn't gay marriage that killed the dinosaurs -- it was a meteor that God sent to earth to spite them because they all became gay." and it's on the group "gay marriage killed th dinosaurs. Of course it's a joke.
(The e-mail below it isn't fundie either, but it is funnier)
3/9/2008 9:03:32 PM
#428041
AIDS(spell well, bitch)mutates(or not)according to environmental factors, NOT SOCIAL ONES. They don't care, when they infect or adapt to the environment, if the person is married or not, gay, straight or what we consider a "sinner". If the right conditions are there, they will. And for the record, they only adapt in their resistance to certain type of substance, they're not "airborn"(in fact, no virus can live outside a host body for long). Your pastor has to get a biology class ASAP.
3/9/2008 9:04:05 PM
#428057
BlackMageJ
Ahhh, it's been a while since I actually laughed out loud at a quote. Guess that should have tipped me off to the Poe-ness though- normally I just stare at the monitor in gaping-mouthed horror.
3/9/2008 9:15:25 PM
#428068
cyborgtroy
"my pastor told me"
Well there's your problem.
"their aids might mutate and become airborne"
LOL like evolution?
I'm more concerned about this new straight AIDS, which is actually exactly the same as gay AIDS and already infects straight God-fearing Christians.
"then we'll all have to walk around wearing masks and rubber suits and that wouldn't be much fun now would it!"
Yeah, not to mention that gay marriage is not going to magically cause AIDS to evolve, and that gays are already having sex... And there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.
3/9/2008 9:21:15 PM
#428091
Old Viking
A beanie with a propeller on top will do the job nicely.
3/9/2008 9:32:36 PM
#428094
onions
I'm gonna go ahead and call poe
3/9/2008 9:34:55 PM
#428104
Apeiron
Almost certainly Poe, however I have to say this:
SUPERAIDS!
3/9/2008 9:39:45 PM
#428109
Osiris
3/9/2008 9:41:15 PM
#428117
aaa
Best Thing in this site.
3/9/2008 9:44:00 PM
#428136
Fanatic-Templar
I actually first read that as "their KIDS might mutate and become airborne" which has way more what-the-fuckery than the actual quote.
MysticalChicken, you are a genius!
Airbourne scions of homosexuality!
3/9/2008 9:54:52 PM
#428139
Horsefeathers
"my pastor told me that if we let gays get married their aids might mutate and become airborne, and then what, huh?"
Your pastor should keep his fairy tales confined to the Babble and not try to think to hard about complicated stuff like virology.
3/9/2008 9:56:02 PM
#428144
toothache
That is so batshit crazy, it's funny.
3/9/2008 9:58:41 PM
#428145
Nowonmai
Your pastor hold a degree in virology and medicine? No, he is just a homophobic piece of shit, and you are becoming his clone.
3/9/2008 9:58:41 PM
#428161
LOLKILLZ
I didn't even know that AIDS "could only be caught by gays" until I read this and my friend explained it. Bastard.
3/9/2008 10:13:48 PM
#428167
Papabear
It is just as likely that if we send a probe to Pluto HIV will mutate into an airborne form. In fact it's just as likely that if we allow Fundies to marry HIV will become airborne. What? We already allow Fundies to marry? Yeah, Unknown dimwit, that's the point.
3/9/2008 10:20:03 PM
#428179
MysticalChicken
@Fanatic-Templar:
Wow, nobody's called me a genius before. Thanks.
(Although really, my bad eyesight should get the credit.)
3/9/2008 10:30:03 PM
#428186
tmr
What the hell? Sometimes I am astounded at the ignorance and hatred in the world.
3/9/2008 10:33:52 PM
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