my pastor told me that if we let gays get married their aids might mutate and become airborne, and then what, huh? airborne aids! then we'll all have to walk around wearing masks and rubber suits and that wouldn't be much fun now would it!
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This one's a joke. It starts with "we all know that it wasn't gay marriage that killed the dinosaurs -- it was a meteor that God sent to earth to spite them because they all became gay." and it's on the group "gay marriage killed th dinosaurs. Of course it's a joke.
(The e-mail below it isn't fundie either, but it is funnier)
AIDS(spell well, bitch)mutates(or not)according to environmental factors, NOT SOCIAL ONES. They don't care, when they infect or adapt to the environment, if the person is married or not, gay, straight or what we consider a "sinner". If the right conditions are there, they will. And for the record, they only adapt in their resistance to certain type of substance, they're not "airborn"(in fact, no virus can live outside a host body for long). Your pastor has to get a biology class ASAP.
"my pastor told me"
Well there's your problem.
"their aids might mutate and become airborne"
LOL like evolution?
I'm more concerned about this new straight AIDS, which is actually exactly the same as gay AIDS and already infects straight God-fearing Christians.
"then we'll all have to walk around wearing masks and rubber suits and that wouldn't be much fun now would it!"
Yeah, not to mention that gay marriage is not going to magically cause AIDS to evolve, and that gays are already having sex... And there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.
I actually first read that as "their KIDS might mutate and become airborne" which has way more what-the-fuckery than the actual quote.
MysticalChicken, you are a genius!
Airbourne scions of homosexuality!
"my pastor told me that if we let gays get married their aids might mutate and become airborne, and then what, huh?"
Your pastor should keep his fairy tales confined to the Babble and not try to think to hard about complicated stuff like virology.
It is just as likely that if we send a probe to Pluto HIV will mutate into an airborne form. In fact it's just as likely that if we allow Fundies to marry HIV will become airborne. What? We already allow Fundies to marry? Yeah, Unknown dimwit, that's the point.
@Fanatic-Templar:
Wow, nobody's called me a genius before. Thanks.
(Although really, my bad eyesight should get the credit.)
if we let gays get married their aids might mutate and become airborne,
but..but... that would be EVILUTION
And they have the balls to look you in the face and say their not fear mongers.
Ah yes, someone should point out that HN51 is Avian not AIDSian bird flu...
My arse told me that if we let fundies breed, then fundiness might become airborne, and then what, huh? Airborne fundiness! Then we'll have to walk around believing in demons and thinking that everything fun is evil and telling everyone different to us that they are going to hell and that wouldn't be much fun would it?
And if gays don't marry, they'll stop having sex, and if gays stop having sex, that'll stop the spread of AIDS? How do people that stupid manage to live in the 21st century?
Heh, funny, I've always thought about whether or not airborne AIDS was possible. Never seriously, though, more as a 'what if' scenario to use in a game or mod or story or something.
But geez, God the Biological Terrorist mutating AIDS Himself to punish gay marriage? That takes a special kind of creative mind. Maybe we have ourselves a new Jack Chick here.
The post on the site now ...poe..
For a second there, I thought it said "their kids would become airborne", which led to bizarre mental images of winged offspring of homosexuals terrorising people, which only a mask and latex fetish could stop. Guess I should cut down on my niche pornography.
LMAO
this has to be a troll
And your pastor has how many degrees in biology or medicine? None? I thought so.
Also: Isn't claiming a virus could 'mutate' in that fashion supporting of evolution? Even if evolution does not work that way...
Exactly where do you come up with this crap? Oh, a pastor. I guess he knows best. I wouldn't listen to it if it came from someone who doesn't know what he's talking about, like, say, a research scientist.
Yeah. Because a civil, non material union between gay people can cause a virus to mutate.
yep. makes perfect sense.
*opens mouth*
*closes mouth*
*opens mouth again, raises finger for emphasis*
*closes mouth again*
I got nothing. How fucking stupid can you get? Hopefully, it's a Poe.
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