We have scientific predictions and outcomes. What do you have? A bunch of old fairytales?
3/9/2008 6:09:11 PM
1. The "flood" never happened.
2. It's one of those fairy tales that Bronze Age goat herders told around campfires to pass the time.
3. Your god is imaginary.
4. I love the smell of coffee in the morning.
3/9/2008 6:12:44 PM
Shit, well I guess we're all wrong then, I'm surprised no one thought of this sooner.
3/9/2008 6:14:23 PM
Poor guy's name is Jeremiah Russell Humphries... no wonder he has problems :P
3/9/2008 6:17:30 PM
Kevin Michael Fauxman (Denver, CO) wrote
at 2:02am on July 6th, 2007
Yeah, anyone who believes in global warming sould just feel what last winter was like in minnesota!
Uh yeah, warmer than average and hardly any snow, just like the last five years! Dumbass. God I hate Facebook. Fucking cesspool of ignorance and intolerance and fucking spammers. >:(
3/9/2008 6:23:27 PM
Doesn't dominion also mean we're responsible for it? I have "dominion" over my pit-bull, so if he decides to maul a child, who's responsible?
Anyway no earth = no place for us to live. Why does this not get through your fat little heads. I guess we need another famine before you idiots will wake up.
3/9/2008 6:40:06 PM
I know that 'ball of rock' getting offended and ending your miserable life is about as likely as the Rapture, but oh, if sweet sweet irony was a bitch...
3/9/2008 6:49:01 PM
Better check the thermometer.
3/9/2008 6:53:04 PM
God promised not to flood the Earth. Sure. But global warming isn't going to flood the whole Earth, and what if it's being caused by humans.
3/9/2008 6:59:25 PM
Doesn't taking dominion over something also implies that you have to take responsibility to what happens to your dominion?
Oh, right. Fundie logic.
EDIT: Someone already commented on that. Damn.
3/9/2008 7:08:50 PM
You do realize your argument is only valid if we can prove that god exists. As it is, we cannot.
3/9/2008 7:09:21 PM
Your god has repeatedly proven to be a damned liar.
3/9/2008 7:11:02 PM
Droughts are just as deadly as floods, and are likely to occur as the result of global warming. What does your magical weather fairy book have to say about that?
3/9/2008 7:24:19 PM
This is kind of original, to my ears at least. God promised there would be no global warming, and if you want proof, well, look at that rainbow. I mean, if the existence of rainbows doesn't prove God promised there would be no global warming, I don't know what would.
3/9/2008 7:31:20 PM
This attitude is just going to get funnier as time goes on. Funny in a "many-thousands-of-people-are-going-to-die" kind of way, but all the same it should be amusing to see the frantic denial of reality become more tortured as time goes on. Especially when the fundies are being evactuated from their homes as flood waters rise.
"This isn't a flood you know. I admit it may look like one, but it's actually a deluge, which is totally different from a flood. My bible is therefore still accurate, you see?"
3/9/2008 7:32:54 PM
3/9/2008 7:35:52 PM
Yeah, the receding glaciers in Northern Canada and disappearing polar ice caps have nothing to do with global warming.
Now Playing: Peter Gabriel - Here Comes The Flood
3/9/2008 7:54:11 PM
3/9/2008 8:12:21 PM
Well, thank God not everyone thinks this way or else the world would probably be a total toxic waste dump by now.
Watch Captain Planet. He's our hero. Gonna take pollution down to zero...
3/9/2008 8:13:29 PM
Oh no, don't start with Captain Planet, I'm gonna be ill...
3/9/2008 8:20:27 PM
Hey, if we can't live any longer in one century because we have possitively screwed the planet and physical laws and chemical laws that God established work that way, don't wave the Bible as a complaint form.
3/9/2008 8:32:55 PM
Here's what Captain Planet has to say: The power is yours!
I figure fundies must really hate Captain Planet since it has 'supernatural powers' and Gaea the Earth spirit and what they'd probably perceive as 'Earth worship.' Fundies must have ranted about it.
3/9/2008 8:39:16 PM
Well it is also a "creation of God". Taking dominion of something does not mean "do with it as you see fit", it means take care of it...
That and climate change will screw over a lot of people within our lifespans...
3/9/2008 8:51:18 PM
Lets not forget that Captain Planet was so obviously gay...
Him and the 'Heart' kid with the monkey... seriously.
Ohnoes! not teh gay! They must have demons!
3/9/2008 9:10:24 PM
God never promised not to send:
Smog like a bitch
Heat waves that own everybody's faces
An ice age
Hurricanes fucking everywhere
Us running out of oil
3/9/2008 9:28:54 PM