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#427816
Mike
We have scientific predictions and outcomes. What do you have? A bunch of old fairytales?
3/9/2008 6:09:11 PM
#427825
werewolf
1. The "flood" never happened.
2. It's one of those fairy tales that Bronze Age goat herders told around campfires to pass the time.
3. Your god is imaginary.
4. I love the smell of coffee in the morning.
3/9/2008 6:12:44 PM
#427830
jc
Shit, well I guess we're all wrong then, I'm surprised no one thought of this sooner.
3/9/2008 6:14:23 PM
#427839
SurfinSeaOtter
Poor guy's name is Jeremiah Russell Humphries... no wonder he has problems :P
3/9/2008 6:17:30 PM
#427848
aqualung
Kevin Michael Fauxman (Denver, CO) wrote
at 2:02am on July 6th, 2007
Yeah, anyone who believes in global warming sould just feel what last winter was like in minnesota!
Uh yeah, warmer than average and hardly any snow, just like the last five years! Dumbass. God I hate Facebook. Fucking cesspool of ignorance and intolerance and fucking spammers. >:(
3/9/2008 6:23:27 PM
#427858
antichrist
Doesn't dominion also mean we're responsible for it? I have "dominion" over my pit-bull, so if he decides to maul a child, who's responsible?
Anyway no earth = no place for us to live. Why does this not get through your fat little heads. I guess we need another famine before you idiots will wake up.
3/9/2008 6:40:06 PM
#427867
I know that 'ball of rock' getting offended and ending your miserable life is about as likely as the Rapture, but oh, if sweet sweet irony was a bitch...
3/9/2008 6:49:01 PM
#427871
Quantum Mechanic
Better check the thermometer.
3/9/2008 6:53:04 PM
#427882
Osiris
God promised not to flood the Earth. Sure. But global warming isn't going to flood the whole Earth, and what if it's being caused by humans.
3/9/2008 6:59:25 PM
#427892
ArgleBargle
Doesn't taking dominion over something also implies that you have to take responsibility to what happens to your dominion?
Oh, right. Fundie logic.
EDIT: Someone already commented on that. Damn.
3/9/2008 7:08:50 PM
#427895
LOLKILLZ
You do realize your argument is only valid if we can prove that god exists. As it is, we cannot.
3/9/2008 7:09:21 PM
#427898
Fanatic-Templar
Your god has repeatedly proven to be a damned liar.
3/9/2008 7:11:02 PM
#427909
Dewey
Droughts are just as deadly as floods, and are likely to occur as the result of global warming. What does your magical weather fairy book have to say about that?
3/9/2008 7:24:19 PM
#427913
Illuminatalie
This is kind of original, to my ears at least. God promised there would be no global warming, and if you want proof, well, look at that rainbow. I mean, if the existence of rainbows doesn't prove God promised there would be no global warming, I don't know what would.
3/9/2008 7:31:20 PM
#427914
Septic Sceptic
This attitude is just going to get funnier as time goes on. Funny in a "many-thousands-of-people-are-going-to-die" kind of way, but all the same it should be amusing to see the frantic denial of reality become more tortured as time goes on. Especially when the fundies are being evactuated from their homes as flood waters rise.
"This isn't a flood you know. I admit it may look like one, but it's actually a deluge, which is totally different from a flood. My bible is therefore still accurate, you see?"
3/9/2008 7:32:54 PM
#427917
Thammuz
Fucking idiot...
3/9/2008 7:35:52 PM
#427938
approximate
Yeah, the receding glaciers in Northern Canada and disappearing polar ice caps have nothing to do with global warming.
Fucking retard.
Now Playing: Peter Gabriel - Here Comes The Flood
3/9/2008 7:54:11 PM
#427961
Carnivore_Rabbit
3/9/2008 8:12:21 PM
#427965
Deep Search
Well, thank God not everyone thinks this way or else the world would probably be a total toxic waste dump by now.
Watch Captain Planet. He's our hero. Gonna take pollution down to zero...
3/9/2008 8:13:29 PM
#427974
Blackvoice
Oh no, don't start with Captain Planet, I'm gonna be ill...
3/9/2008 8:20:27 PM
#427987
Hey, if we can't live any longer in one century because we have possitively screwed the planet and physical laws and chemical laws that God established work that way, don't wave the Bible as a complaint form.
3/9/2008 8:32:55 PM
#427995
Deep Search
Here's what Captain Planet has to say: The power is yours!
I figure fundies must really hate Captain Planet since it has 'supernatural powers' and Gaea the Earth spirit and what they'd probably perceive as 'Earth worship.' Fundies must have ranted about it.
3/9/2008 8:39:16 PM
#428015
FMG
Well it is also a "creation of God". Taking dominion of something does not mean "do with it as you see fit", it means take care of it...
That and climate change will screw over a lot of people within our lifespans...
3/9/2008 8:51:18 PM
#428052
Natness
Lets not forget that Captain Planet was so obviously gay...
Him and the 'Heart' kid with the monkey... seriously.
Ohnoes! not teh gay! They must have demons!
3/9/2008 9:10:24 PM
#428084
cyborgtroy
God never promised not to send:
Smog like a bitch
Heat waves that own everybody's faces
An ice age
Hurricanes fucking everywhere
Us running out of oil
Pollution
3/9/2008 9:28:54 PM
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