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[On Huckabee quiting the presidential race]

no way - first words I said when I saw the post - It was probably the best thing to do, McCain I think may of been killing him with Delegate votes

Huckabee I think may of been for all of us Christians, the last hope for Jesus in this Country From Here on Out to the Rapture.

Victor, Rapture Ready 41 Comments [3/9/2008 7:41:36 PM]
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cool cats

Does this mean the fundies will get raptured out of here now?

Do I dare hope?


3/9/2008 7:49:24 PM

Osiris

Mike Huckabee doesn't understand that you put your hand on the Bible to uphold the Constitution, not that you put your hand on the Constitution to uphold the Bible.

3/9/2008 7:52:12 PM

Mike

Awww, is the wittle Wapture Wedy all sad an wonly?

3/9/2008 8:13:24 PM

Grand Archblasphemer of York

I think Jesus still has more of a chance in this country than you realize...

You have got to the love the fundies' ability to underestimate the influence of their own like-minded mob in favor of feeding their own delusions of persecution. It is a tendency that is as delicious as it is disturbing...

3/9/2008 8:22:14 PM

Blackvoice

What, you're outta here soon?

...

;__; I'm so happy!

3/9/2008 8:29:29 PM

aqualung

BOO HOOOOOOO

3/9/2008 8:31:39 PM

logicprevails

yea, 'cause christians are so persecuted............

3/9/2008 8:40:43 PM



Is there any hope for your grammar?. Apparently, nope, since you're unable to understand that, when a person gives up, means that even he is not very convinced of his own possibilities.

3/9/2008 8:42:17 PM

approximate

I fucking hope so.

3/9/2008 8:51:32 PM

TheOutsider

"May have been", you fuckin' retard.

3/9/2008 9:05:07 PM

BlackMageJ

STOP PERSECUTING MY LANGUAGE!

3/9/2008 9:19:00 PM

cyborgtroy

I hate that guy, and I'm kinda glad he dropped out, but then I remember that I want the Rapture to happen.

*sigh* Maybe he'll run in 2012.

3/9/2008 9:25:15 PM

Mageapprentice

Little Shrubby has pissed away just about all the respect that other countries might have felt for the U.S.- we don't need some other fundy nutjob finishing us off.

Even most Republicans realize how bad they look with Bush for their posterboy.

I think people might have come to their senses and won't let the fundies bully us into voting for another dud president.

To be honest, Huckabee had about as much chance of getting elected President as the average person would have not getting burnt running through Hell in gasoline soaked underwear.

Every so often, we either get buffaloed or feel sorry for the fundies and let them have their way in politics, and then we all end up wirh egg on our collective faces.

3/9/2008 9:38:32 PM

aaa

I doubt that any fundie candinate wins. If that happens...

3/9/2008 9:38:56 PM

Old Viking

... McCain I think may of [sic] been killing him with Delegate votes.

That's the currently prevailing theory.

3/9/2008 9:41:11 PM

Papabear

"McCain I think may of been killing him with Delegate votes"

Deadly delegates?


"Huckabee I think may of been for all of us Christians, the last hope for Jesus in this Country From Here on Out to the Rapture."

How many last hopes do you guys need before you realize that the rapture is nonsense?

3/9/2008 10:36:41 PM

tmr

Kinda' gives hope to the rest of us. You know, to know that the country is NOT full of fundies. If Huckabee had had enough support and votes, it might have shown a christian position. But, since he's done for because he can't carry himself and doesn't have enough support, I can at least breathe a sigh of relief that an evangelical christian will not be running my country, and is not supported by a very large portion of the population.

3/9/2008 10:41:32 PM

Septic Sceptic

Huckbee dropped out?

Just when I thought i'd never see something on the mainpage that would give me hope for humanity's future...

3/9/2008 10:55:37 PM

Professor M

It's fundies like this that let "moderate" Republicans pretend that McCain isn't also a fundie theocrat.

3/9/2008 11:35:45 PM

lumax

I'm waiting to go to RR one of these days and see a countdown clock to the rapture.

3/9/2008 11:36:27 PM

antichrist

McCain's already gotten the nod. Why would Huckabee keep going? I mean if God doesn't like it, he could strike the white house with a bolt of lightning killing McCain and Bush for supporting McCain.

But that hasn't happened has it.

Fuck, now it's their gods will for Huckabee to be the VP.

They just won't take no for an answer (even from their all mighty skydaddy)

3/9/2008 11:50:43 PM

Mister Spak

The next election with Huckabee as the republican would have been very entertaining. Too bad he didn't last.

3/10/2008 1:21:33 AM

Mattural Selection

Why kill him with delegate votes when you can use an ax?

3/10/2008 1:22:12 AM

John

Huckabee I think may of been for all of us Christians, the last hope for Jesus in this Country From Here on Out to the Rapture

Or proof of how far out of the mainstream Rapture Ready fundie nuts really are in America ...

3/10/2008 1:49:27 AM

Bug

But, Captain... Why does God need a Huckabee?

I mean, really; why would a hick from the backwoods of Arkansas be "the last for Jesus in this country" or ANY country for that matter? Can't Jesus run his own campaign?

3/10/2008 2:17:43 AM
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