By granting this homosexual couple a divorce, Judge Neary has pretended their marriage was valid in the State of Iowa. Unless I'm mistaken, it was in Vermont, not Iowa, that Howard "the Coward" Dean slyly signed midnight legislation making same sex unions legal. Unicorns, leprechauns, gay marriages in Iowa-- these are all things you will never find because they just don't exist. But perhaps Judge Neary would grant divorces to unicorns and leprechauns too.
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Even sadder, this bilge is on the record, on the official House website.
More fundie goodness from Rep. King:
"The radical Islamists, the al-Qaida ... would be dancing in the streets in greater numbers than they did on Sept. 11 because they would declare victory in this war on terror." (and this is what he thinks an Obama presidency would be like!)
"I do not support allowing special legal rights based on sexual orientation. I believe the traditional American family, together with conservative values, forms the bedrock of our free society."
(There he goes with the neocon "special rights" line. Yet he also says:)
"There is no civil right for marriage. There is a license for marriage, and a license is by definition a permit to do something which is otherwise illegal."
It's quite likely there could be same-sex marriages in Iowa. So suck it.
And, yeah, Howard Dean is so sneaky and totally responsible for gay unions in Vermont. 9_9
there is a license for marriage, and a license is by definition a permit to do something which is otherwise illegal.
Damn, I'm fed up with this idiotic, circular line of reasoning. "It's bad because it's illegal, and it should be illegal because it's bad!"
Wow, I'm so lucky! I think I didn't have any ill efects after the first -and hopefully last, because, gods, your food sucks- visit to the USA. I could have gotten something grave like terminal stupidity or something.
Yes Steve, same sex unions have been legal in Vermont since 2000. Of course, the very second that this horrendous divergence from God's divine law was put forward, all social and moral order broke down, the cities rang with the screams of children being sacrificed to Satan, and blood rained from the skies.
Erm, actually, hang on a second. It seems absolutely nothing changed. The gays were allowed to get paired up, and there was no upheaval in the fabric of society.
http://www.disastercenter.com/crime/vtcrime.htm
However, the figure do not show if Nazis rode dinosaurs in the streets at any point after 2000.
Gays are real. That's the difference, dumb fuck. We must consider the rights of homosexual citizens because, you know, they exist and are citizens. Your unicorns, leprechauns and this "God" fellow? Not real. No rights for them.
Job 39:
39:9 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
39:10 Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
Been on any unicorn safaris in Israel lately?
As someone living in the state that first decided to make gays as second class citizens in their constitution, I can't seem to recall any similar movements to do the same to unicorns and leprechauns.
Apparently fundies do indeed believe that gay marriages exist. Why pass laws to outlaw something that doesn't exist?
"Job 39:
39:9 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
39:10 Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
Been on any unicorn safaris in Israel lately?"
My good idiot, apparently you do not realize that the Bible was not written in Jacobean English.
"You know what else you'll never see in the state of Iowa, Rep. King? Jesus Christ of Nazareth, the savior of your soul. You know why? He just doesn't exist. Jackass.
Respectfully,
beanheel"
No, you will not see Jesus Christ in Iowa because he is at the right hand of God. I can use pictographs if that concept taxes your meager intelligence.
"Gays are real. That's the difference, dumb fuck. We must consider the rights of homosexual citizens because, you know, they exist and are citizens."
The mentally deficient also exist and are citizens as you and your ilk demonstrate, Jud.
"Your unicorns, leprechauns and this 'God' fellow? Not real. No rights for them."
Unlike intelligent comments from you, God most certainly exists.
@Brennin: "Unlike intelligent comments from you, God most certainly exists. "
Prove it. (No biblical, faith, or religiously-oriented citations/argument allowed, just cold, verifiable, incontrovertible facts.)
I'm not sure what I'll do now that Brennin has exposed my intellect as "meager." I mean, I had thought I was a reasonable intelligent guy, but he's certainly shown that I was wrong. After all, this guy has "pictographs" of Jesus sitting at the right hand of God. Why have you waited so long with your foolproof evidence of God's existence, Brennin?
Brennin, if calling the posters here mean names and indicating that we're stupid makes you feel better, then by all means you do that. However, understand what a poor representative of your fictional God you are being.
Respectfully,
Beanheel
Hey, Brennin? Take it elsewhere. Better trolls than you have left this site looking like idiots.
While you're obviously willing to share their fate, you should at least do us the favour of posting in the forums.
That damn Judge Neary. If he thinks for one second that we're going to stand idly by and let the sacred bonds of matrimony between unicrons and leprechauns be ripped asunder, he's got another thing coming.
"The mentally deficient also exist and are citizens as you and your ilk demonstrate, Jud"
I like this point, because it doesn't in any way refute what was said in the first place.
As an Iowa resident, I am ashamed of our 5th district representative. I fear that Mr. King adds to the list of things that don't exist in Iowa: respect, equality, and solid ethics. Well, at least we have corn--lots and lots of corn.
By granting this homosexual couple a divorce, Judge Neary has pretended their marriage was valid in the State of Iowa
Even if it wasn't, it should have been.
Unless I'm mistaken, it was in Vermont, not Iowa, that Howard "the Coward" Dean slyly signed midnight legislation making same sex unions legal.
Coward? That was a brave, heroic thing to do.
Unicorns, leprechauns, gay marriages in Iowa-- these are all things you will never find because they just don't exist.
But gay marriage will soon exist everywhere, hopefully.
But perhaps Judge Neary would grant divorces to unicorns and leprechauns too.
Are you stupid?
So now they have a problem with homosexuals splitting up?
As far as I know you have to be human to get married. But that has not always been the case, right? People have married cows and goats and hens in history, I believe.
"But perhaps Judge Neary would grant divorces to unicorns and leprechauns too."
Look, if Rarity thinks her marriage just isn't working, she should be able to end it if that's what she thinks is best.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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