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#428648
Psittacosis
Clinical depression. Jesus won't be any use to you.
3/10/2008 12:05:16 PM
#428649
Mister Spak
See a doctor for depression.
3/10/2008 12:07:03 PM
#428650
Prager
Even if I stayed on my knees for the rest of my life, it would not be enough.
That Jesus is one very lucky guy! I wonder if she does the same for her husband.
3/10/2008 12:07:43 PM
#428652
Jud
You don't have a husband. In the state I live, they require a minimum level of sanity before they allow people to enter into legal contracts.
3/10/2008 12:08:38 PM
#428653
CT
I woke up this morning with Jesus on my mind and in my heart. I was crying before my feet even hit the floor
Yeah, if I woke up thinking about that fucker, I'd be crying too... if I managed to stop myself throwing myself out the window.
I could not thank Him enough. Even if I stayed on my knees for the rest of my life, it would not be enough.
BlowJobs for Jesus!!
3/10/2008 12:09:04 PM
#428660
David B.
"I asked my husband last night what was wrong with me? I cry at the drop of a hat anymore. If it's about the Lord, I'll end up crying! He looked at me and said simply, 'It's the love of God.'"
No, what he actually said was "Oh for the love of God!"
3/10/2008 12:13:55 PM
#428663
Thundersqueaks
"I woke up this morning with Jesus on my mind and in my heart. I was crying before my feet even hit the floor."
#Got those, waking up in the morning, Jesus bluuuuueeeessss.#
3/10/2008 12:23:56 PM
#428664
Pwnzerfaust
Fucking psycho....
3/10/2008 12:25:21 PM
#428666
maxedout
He looked at me and said simply, "It's the love of God... er...while you're down there..."
Fixed - if only in my own little perverted way.
3/10/2008 12:27:51 PM
#428669
Blackvoice
I think i could get an appointment. You see, psychologists are in direct contact with god, or at least with people that is, in a regular basis. Maybe they'll help you.
3/10/2008 12:32:37 PM
#428671
tmr
Um, I really wish I could be snarky about this, but it is just plain sad.
3/10/2008 12:36:04 PM
#428672
Claire
Definitely in need of medical help.
3/10/2008 12:36:42 PM
#428675
Rod Munch
Yeah, this is sad, confused woman. Much more depressing than funny.
3/10/2008 12:38:45 PM
#428682
Lou
*slowly backs away*
3/10/2008 12:45:15 PM
#428695
Mattural Selection
Your god sounds more like an abusive husband than an all-powerful deity.
"I'm sorry honey, but it's your fault that I smack you 'round some."
3/10/2008 12:57:56 PM
#428697
SweetViolet
Sounds like a serious chemical imbalance to me.
3/10/2008 1:00:17 PM
#428698
Cabraxas
Sounds like Clinical Depression to me,,,,, take your meds and don't call me
3/10/2008 1:00:30 PM
#428699
NonProphet
It's called depression, you poor thing. You should really see a doctor; waiting for death is never a good thing.
3/10/2008 1:01:06 PM
#428700
Leo
Well God said to AbidingHope: Get some f*cking help now, you delusional freak!
3/10/2008 1:01:27 PM
#428717
Heather
Are you sure your husband didn't say "Oh for the love of god" in an exasperated manner?
3/10/2008 1:11:32 PM
#428730
Dr. Hovind
christian love,so powerful it hurts
3/10/2008 1:31:44 PM
#428736
Frank
I think these are tears of happiness. Delusional happiness sure, but happiness none the less.
3/10/2008 1:37:22 PM
#428742
Nirjuana
It depression, not love. Go see a shrink
3/10/2008 1:42:42 PM
#428745
J-Hay
Is it any coincidence that 'christianity' happens to rhyme with 'insanity'?
3/10/2008 1:45:51 PM
#428746
BCD
This rapture group seems more and more like a death cult with every quote I see here.
3/10/2008 1:45:54 PM
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