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I woke up this morning with Jesus on my mind and in my heart. I was crying before my feet even hit the floor. God is so good! I love Him more and more every day! I asked my husband last night what was wrong with me? I cry at the drop of a hat anymore. If it's about the Lord, I'll end up crying! He looked at me and said simply, "It's the love of God."

I just want to go home so bad! I want to see my Lord and thank Him for all He's done for me. I could not thank Him enough. Even if I stayed on my knees for the rest of my life, it would not be enough.

AbidingHope, RaptureReady 71 Comments [3/10/2008 12:00:30 PM]
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Psittacosis

Clinical depression. Jesus won't be any use to you.

3/10/2008 12:05:16 PM

Mister Spak

See a doctor for depression.

3/10/2008 12:07:03 PM

Prager

Even if I stayed on my knees for the rest of my life, it would not be enough.

That Jesus is one very lucky guy! I wonder if she does the same for her husband.

3/10/2008 12:07:43 PM

Jud

You don't have a husband. In the state I live, they require a minimum level of sanity before they allow people to enter into legal contracts.

3/10/2008 12:08:38 PM

CT

I woke up this morning with Jesus on my mind and in my heart. I was crying before my feet even hit the floor

Yeah, if I woke up thinking about that fucker, I'd be crying too... if I managed to stop myself throwing myself out the window.

I could not thank Him enough. Even if I stayed on my knees for the rest of my life, it would not be enough.

BlowJobs for Jesus!!

3/10/2008 12:09:04 PM

David B.

"I asked my husband last night what was wrong with me? I cry at the drop of a hat anymore. If it's about the Lord, I'll end up crying! He looked at me and said simply, 'It's the love of God.'"

No, what he actually said was "Oh for the love of God!"

3/10/2008 12:13:55 PM

Thundersqueaks

"I woke up this morning with Jesus on my mind and in my heart. I was crying before my feet even hit the floor."

#Got those, waking up in the morning, Jesus bluuuuueeeessss.#

3/10/2008 12:23:56 PM

Pwnzerfaust

Fucking psycho....

3/10/2008 12:25:21 PM

maxedout

He looked at me and said simply, "It's the love of God... er...while you're down there..."

Fixed - if only in my own little perverted way.

3/10/2008 12:27:51 PM

Blackvoice

I think i could get an appointment. You see, psychologists are in direct contact with god, or at least with people that is, in a regular basis. Maybe they'll help you.

3/10/2008 12:32:37 PM

tmr

Um, I really wish I could be snarky about this, but it is just plain sad.

3/10/2008 12:36:04 PM

Claire

Definitely in need of medical help.

3/10/2008 12:36:42 PM

Rod Munch

Yeah, this is sad, confused woman. Much more depressing than funny.

3/10/2008 12:38:45 PM

Lou

*slowly backs away*

3/10/2008 12:45:15 PM

Mattural Selection

Your god sounds more like an abusive husband than an all-powerful deity.

"I'm sorry honey, but it's your fault that I smack you 'round some."

3/10/2008 12:57:56 PM

SweetViolet

Sounds like a serious chemical imbalance to me.

3/10/2008 1:00:17 PM

Cabraxas

Sounds like Clinical Depression to me,,,,, take your meds and don't call me

3/10/2008 1:00:30 PM

NonProphet

It's called depression, you poor thing. You should really see a doctor; waiting for death is never a good thing.

3/10/2008 1:01:06 PM

Leo

Well God said to AbidingHope: Get some f*cking help now, you delusional freak!

3/10/2008 1:01:27 PM

Heather

Are you sure your husband didn't say "Oh for the love of god" in an exasperated manner?

3/10/2008 1:11:32 PM

Dr. Hovind

christian love,so powerful it hurts

3/10/2008 1:31:44 PM

Frank

I think these are tears of happiness. Delusional happiness sure, but happiness none the less.

3/10/2008 1:37:22 PM

Nirjuana

It depression, not love. Go see a shrink

3/10/2008 1:42:42 PM

J-Hay

Is it any coincidence that 'christianity' happens to rhyme with 'insanity'?

3/10/2008 1:45:51 PM

BCD

This rapture group seems more and more like a death cult with every quote I see here.

3/10/2008 1:45:54 PM
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