I woke up this morning with Jesus on my mind and in my heart. I was crying before my feet even hit the floor. God is so good! I love Him more and more every day! I asked my husband last night what was wrong with me? I cry at the drop of a hat anymore. If it's about the Lord, I'll end up crying! He looked at me and said simply, "It's the love of God."
I just want to go home so bad! I want to see my Lord and thank Him for all He's done for me. I could not thank Him enough. Even if I stayed on my knees for the rest of my life, it would not be enough.
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Even if I stayed on my knees for the rest of my life, it would not be enough.
That Jesus is one very lucky guy! I wonder if she does the same for her husband.
I woke up this morning with Jesus on my mind and in my heart. I was crying before my feet even hit the floor
Yeah, if I woke up thinking about that fucker, I'd be crying too... if I managed to stop myself throwing myself out the window.
I could not thank Him enough. Even if I stayed on my knees for the rest of my life, it would not be enough.
BlowJobs for Jesus!!
"I asked my husband last night what was wrong with me? I cry at the drop of a hat anymore. If it's about the Lord, I'll end up crying! He looked at me and said simply, 'It's the love of God.'"
No, what he actually said was "Oh for the love of God!"
"I woke up this morning with Jesus on my mind and in my heart. I was crying before my feet even hit the floor."
#Got those, waking up in the morning, Jesus bluuuuueeeessss.#
He looked at me and said simply, "It's the love of God... er...while you're down there..."
Fixed - if only in my own little perverted way.
I think i could get an appointment. You see, psychologists are in direct contact with god, or at least with people that is, in a regular basis. Maybe they'll help you.
Your god sounds more like an abusive husband than an all-powerful deity.
"I'm sorry honey, but it's your fault that I smack you 'round some."
Sounds like Clinical Depression to me,,,,, take your meds and don't call me
I thought Poe, or a very emotastic troll, but then I realised it was Rapture Ready.
Hon, get a grip (on yourself, not on Jeebus's dick).
Srsly.
suggestion for her:
she and her husband ought to abstain from all earthly activities and just pray to HIM. That is: stay home, pray all the time, don't eat or sleep because that is stealing time from his due praise.
When you die you go home..
You know, I hear you can get a dildo moulded into the shape of Jesus' schlong. Would that fill the, erm, void?
I feel so sorry for you. You're sitting there, with someone who has not made any of their past promises to come back yet, hoping every day that they'll return, and every day it just hurts more because deep down you know it might never happen.
It's like when I think about getting laid.
Um...thank him for what , exactly? Sounds to me as if he's turning your life into an unholy mess.
I agree with everyone else here, AbingdingHope. You need to see a doctor. And I don't mean that natsily.
These are the signs of Clinical Depression, seek help.
But don't get references from your board.
You know they're one charasmatic leader away from drinking the kool-aid. Who votes for Victor?
STOP.
That crying at the drop of a hat is not "the love of God" as your husband tells you, that's emotional abuse and you DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT!
It's ok, sympathy for your abuser is commonplace, especially when it's emotional/sexual and often even more so when it's a spouse.
You need some serious help, and it's obviously not coming from Jesus right now.
Oh and that "I just want to go home so bad" stuff (in regards to the rapture) is just you wanting out of a bad marriage.
Remember, you don't have to take it, there are ways out!
Even if I stayed on my knees for the rest of my life, it would not be enough.
HOW DO THEY NOT REALISE WHAT THEY'RE SAYING!?
And yeah, there's definitely something wrong here- you're either clinically depressed, in which case seek help, or being abused, in which case seek help and a blunt object.
You're in such a hurry to get "home" and tell God how great it was that he did so many things for you... Such as, you know, gave you the life you're always bitching about and in such a hurry to get away from. Oh yeah, I'm sure he'd be happy to hear that.
*Eyeroll*
If your life and everything in it made you so bloody happy, you wouldn't be wanting to get rid of it so bad. What you're experiencing is some kind of emotional imbalance, and you need medication. Or therapy. Or both.
Holy shit, can you imagine what somebody like this would do if, for whatever reason, they suddenly found out that their religious beliefs were untrue?
I'm picturing something like the Exorcist meets the climax of Scarface.
I'm thinking it's either clinical depression, PMS, pregnancy, or you might be going through the change. The best way to make your life better would be to see a doctor. Praying wont help.
Stayed on your knees? Doing what I wonder? I dunno about anyone else but when I cry it's usually 'cause I'm depressed or sad. SO, if you cry when you think about god....then maybe you should be looking elsewhere.
Husband sounds really supportive too. Well, whoever lives in her hometown should clip the obit when she throws herself off a bridge in order to be with jesus.....or she could just take some prozac and get some counselling.
He looked at me and said simply, "It's the love of God," then while I was a church for the fifth time that week, he changed the locks and filed for divorce.
Hope that fix takes.
Fits in my observances of religious people.
The religious people I encountered so far seldom were calm, confident, mentally stable and sane. Frighteningly often, I observed people struggling heavily with neuroses, hysterias, depression, panic attacks.
Looks more to me that such people cling desperately to religion in an unfulfilled hope that their "faith" will make everything all right. But any "faith healing" will not work, not for psychological problems as for physiological illnesses.
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