*knock knock*
Me: Hello, I'm here to spread the Word of Evolution!
Dude: Listen, I--
Me: Did you know that nearly 100% of those that have studied evolution in depth have come to believe in it?
Dude: Yeah, that's nice, but--
Me: Evolution has never once been contradicted by any fact, ever. Every prediction Evolution has made has been verified, bar none! Not a single fossil or gene!
Dude:...Wait, really?
Me: Absolutely. You can count on evolution 100% of the time, and that's a fact.
Dude: That can't be true.
Me: Oh, but it can. For full details, please, sir, take just a moment to look over our literature.
*hefts a gargantuan tome*
Me: This is free, the first part of a 129-part edition. It chronicles the accumulated facts and evidence for Evolution!
Dude: Uh, sure. Thanks.
*gingerly accepts book, slams door*
Dude:(to himself) What a bunch of Hokum.
*drops book in trash*
