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I'm frequently out there witnessing and when I run into a professing Christian, probably 95% of the professing Christians are living in a fornicating relationship, believe Muslims and other faiths go to heaven, and don't know what repentance is. It's rare to meet a real Christian out there.
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Wellcome to the real world of a guy who said things like "love thy neighbour", "do good deeds", "judge not least you be judge"...............come on, what do you think Christianity really is?
"...probably 95% of the professing Christians are living in a fornicating relationship..."
Dude, it's not everyone's fault that your husband doesn't touch you anymore. (Unless I misunderstood the word Fornication)
"It's rare to meet a real Christian out there."
No True Christian Award (TM).
To be fair, there are definitely a lot of peopl out there who don't think you're a True Christian either.
Oh, so you're a real Christian, are you? Drink sulfuric acid much? No, I didn't think so.
By the way, the fake Christians sound much easier to live with.
Christians judging other christians. No wonder I can't stand any of you.
Thank your god I don't even try.
Feel the love. Oh, but not physically; you would want to fornicate and piss off a true christian.
Well, real Christians wouldn't eat shellfish, would stone people to death for working on Sundays, and all the while would refuse to judge other people.
I think that you too may have fallen short, my friend of incalculable virtue...
My, my, aren't we all smug, self-righteous and sanctimonious? Not to mention judgmental and lacking in humility. You can't get to heaven that way, Amy.
"It's rare to meet a real Christian out there."
That's cause they all got themselves raptured in 1972. I hate to burst your bubble, but guess what?-You're one of the Left Behind! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
I like fornicating. Its NORMAL. Get with the program, Amy.
Oh wait... its Rapture Ready. The home of bad parents, True ChristiansTM (at least in their eyes they are), suicide notes, delusion and depression. Sad. And oh-so full of fail.
Think you're really righteous ??
Think you're pure in heart ??
Well, I know I'm a MILLION times as humble as thou art.
I'm sure God is just thrilled by the idea of having members of a non-Biblical "death cult", made up of dolts following 19th and 20th century fruitloops and shysters who invented a truly insane interpretation of scriptures to justify a self-righteous ego masturbation called the "rapture", claiming to be able to abrogate his powers and judge a "real Christian". Maybe they should read the 1st commandment, and look at what happened to the last guy who decided that he knew more than God(and he was an angel).
...and don't know what repentance is.
Please. Your idea of repentance is jumping up, reaching to the sky, and shouting "Praise Jesus!" You guys readily admit that no matter how bad you fuck up, Jesus forgives you, regardless. So don't you DARE look down on others regarding their attempts at redemption. You adhere to the possibly the laziest religion there is in that regard.
I'm frequently out there witnessing and when I run into a muslim, probably 95% of the muslims are living in a fornicating relationship, believe christians and other faiths go to heaven, and don't know what repentance is. It's rare to meet a real muslim out there.
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So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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