"Lay down on your back in bed or on the floor or something.....and just talk...just talk to Him."
$cientology has something similar for those on the Tech's 'Bridge to Total Freedom'; all part of L. Ron Hubbard's guaranteed method of an individual realising his/her full physical, mental and spiritual potential. It's called the 'Patter Drill'.
You stand in front of a wall, and say a specific statement. And you keep doing so, until you have such memorised.
I'm suuuure you'd say this has as much credibility as what you suggest eh Jabogan & everyone else on Ruptured Retards, amirite?!
Because if you don't, then your method - to say nothing of everything you fundies say, do, think, and believe, has no credibility neither.
Ergo, your 'faith' is completely fucked:
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Q.E.D., bitches.
...oh, and unlike $cientology's 'Bridge to Total Freedom' - which costs. A lot, I guess you don't pay 'tithes' to your pastor. Amirite?
Atheism. Costs nothing. The wonder of science, backed by facts. Absolute freedom. Ergo, superior. QED.
@Swede
"Where's that picture of light-switch Jesus hugging kids?"
Here ya go:
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"I very seldom "marvel in adoration" at my father when I talk to him. I mostly talk to him like one grown-up to another (as I'm 41 and he's 63, we are both definietly grown-ups).
A small taste of Nambla heaven..."
That lightswitch proves this quote:
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"They really do have an irony deficiency. I honestly believe that in certain parts of America now, people have started to mate with vegetables."
-Jeremy Clarkson, "Top Gear"
