And atheism is a great way to justify having sex with animals. After all, an atheist does not have to be held accountable for such actions!
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What better way to repopulate the earth than producing mix-specie offsprings. However presently, we have to restrict ourselves to animals with 23 pairs of chromosomes, but we will soon find a way to bypass that criteria[/sarcasm]
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There's a little thing called the law that forbids that sort of thing.
And anyway, most of us have no interest in that kind of thing.
How would it justify us doing something that hardly anyone actually wants to do?
The fact that it constitutes animal abuse and the fact that you can have morals and empathy without God aside, that doesn't work simply because most people find the idea disgusting and simply wouldn't want to do it.
Uh...people are animals, like it or not, and OK, I'll admit it - there have been times when I've even been horny enough to bang a christian {{shudder}} though if she were to start up with that "Oh God...Oh, Jesus" crap it would probably dampen Little Philbert's spirits. Let's just say there likely wouldn't be any second coming.
Haha, or like jesus; no first, no second. Heh heh heh
Secular laws apply to atheists too, ya know. As animals can't give informed consent, it is considered animal abuse to rape an animal.
Atheism is a great way to justify not going to Church on Sunday. That's about it, actually.
Then, since you know so much, maybe you can explain why the Bible Belt is full of shameless, unrepentant animal fuckers.
Never mind, you'll just pull a No True Scotsman.
Oh, and the original Illuminati were repudiated by their founder shortly before they died of their own irrelevance.
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