I have gotten sort of used to the feeling I guess, but it can usually only be described as surreal. I don't enjoy worldly entertainment, I could care less about new clothes or anything. I just want to keep our family healthy and fed until the rapture...and that's pretty much all I think about. I even witnessed to a 3 year old at the doctor's office yesterday. He picked up the children's Bible and I asked him if he knows Jesus. I thought his mom might knock me out, but he ran around saying 'Jesus' and 'Bible' for the next 20 minutes. Maybe I planted a seed?
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For some reason, I want to go and write a story about evil fundies who go around and plant seeds of evil, intolerance, and stupidity in the hearts of young children, in order to adv...oh, wait, it's already happening.
And trust me: I live near Fred Phelps' city of residence and know a lot of wackjobs like this. The "it's the end time, I don't care about life anymore" garbage gets really old after a while, ecspecially since they've been saying the same thing for thousands of years.
"but it can usually only be described as surreal."
"and that's pretty much all I think about"
"I even witnessed to a 3 year old ... I thought his mom might knock me out"
Maybe somebody should plant a boot in your ass until you learn to mind your own business and quit lying to children to boost your own pathetic ego!
And they wonder how people could get angry at their message of love!
I have gotten sort of used to the feeling I guess, but it can usually only be described as surreal.
I don't enjoy worldly entertainment...
I could care less about new clothes or anything.
I just want to keep our family healthy and fed until the rapture...and that's pretty much all I think about.
I even witnessed to a 3 year old at the doctor's office yesterday. He picked up the children's Bible and I asked him if he knows Jesus. I thought his mom might knock me out, but he ran around saying 'Jesus' and 'Bible' for the next 20 minutes. Maybe I planted a seed?
And when Mom brought the child home, the weird shit that the strange woman said and did was completely forgotten.
RDY4HIM, go to the zoo and witness to the lions and tigers and bears. Please.
How would you like it if some atheist started witnessing to YOUR 3 year old in a doctor's waiting room? She sees your little one pick up a children's bible and starts telling her that it's all lies, that there is no god, no satan, no heaven, no hell...would you like that to happen to your child? Would you be outraged?
Well, imagine how the mother of that child you intellectually molested must have felt. Just thank your god it wasn't MY three-year-old, because you would really need that doctor when I was done with you.
Why can't you assholes just mind your own business and let the rest of us mind ours??
Maybe you planted a seed? You scared the shit out of the poor kid, more like.
Off topic, but aren't we getting a lot of semi-suicidal posts from RR? Someone post something funny, I need a laugh.
How can you 'witness' to a three year old?? And, yeah, no surprise the mom wanted to punch you.
God, at least talk to the adults about your crazy ideas and leave the kids alone.
@Paaria
Hey, another guy from Finland! :D
Also, planting seeds in children is illegal pretty much everywhere for pretty good reasons...
I understand the worst of the worst show up on this site--kinda the point--but I really hope this woman is not reflective of the majority of Deep Fundies.
I get the impression that no matter what her belief system was, she would just soldier through her days, waiting for something better. Is this depression, disillusionment, immaturity or a little of all three?
I first heard "Jesus" at around that age, too.
I thought the person was saying "cheeses."
"he ran around saying 'Jesus' and 'Bible' for the next 20 minutes."
So what? That's pretty much what adult fundies do anyway. Difference is, that kid knew when the religious stuff got old and went to play with his Lego. You know, that worldly entertainment you hate so much?
Even Jesus Christ himself went to a wedding party and drank a bit of wine. Loosen up for fuck's sake.
Another post off of the suicide thread. Seriously, someone getting a PhD in Psychology could do a paper on that site alone.
And how do you witness to a three year old? They barely grasp language, let alone spirituality.
"I don't enjoy worldly entertainment, I could care less about new clothes or anything. I just want to keep our family healthy and fed"
That's called reaching Enlightenment, congrat-
"until the rapture...and that's pretty much all I think about."
UGH..... *sigh*
"he ran around saying 'Jesus' and 'Bible' for the next 20 minutes. Maybe I planted a seed?"
Planting a seed.... Strip mining his brain is a more... appropriate enviro-metaphor.
I have a 3 year old nephew and a 4 year old niece whom I spend a great deal of time taking care of (nearly ever day). If I ever caught some total stranger "witlessing" to them I would beat the hell out of them; and I'm usually a pragmatist and a pacifist (though not a pushover). As for not enjoying "worldly entertainment," I'd love to know your definition of "worldly entertainment." If you mean popular TV programs then, for the most part, neither do I.
"I just want to keep our family healthy ...until the rapture.."
Why worry about it, especially enough to waste money on a doctor's visit. The sooner you go, the sooner you get to where you want to be, right?
If any of your fundie ilk do that to my little girl, I'll beat the ever-loving hell out of you. You have NO RIGHT to intrude on my upbringing of MY child, and I will make sure to leave scars so you never forget it.
I spend most of my time being nonviolent. But you people... UGH!
Isn't this the same scumbag that's raised his/her 8 year old daughter to hate life and beg for death?
And now they're infecting even younger kids. They need to be stopped, as violently as possible.
"Yes Jeffrey, Jesus is in the Bible like you learned in Sunday School, but that nutsy "rapture" stuff that the fruitcake told you about, you know the stuff that sounds like a fairy tale? It is a fairy tale, it's not in the Bible."
Yeah, and maybe you scared the crap out of that little boy and gave him nightmares about death and hell that he wouldn't have had otherwise.
Way to go, you pushy old bitch.
Consider yourself the most fortunate of idiots that this was not one of my children. My oldest (20 years old) would have told you to get lost, and I would have spoken loudly enough for him and my two youngest that you'd have thought twice before ever trying to poison another stranger's babies.
You seem to be suffering from depression. That is unfortunate. You tried to transmit the source of your depression to a 3 year old. That is reprehensible.
You weren't planting a seed, you were spreading a contagion!
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Frankly, Earth being visited by an extraterrestrial slave race is more likely than your J-man blowing his horn, going down and sucking you off, IDY4HIM & everyone else in Ruptured Retards.
(The above pic is from the anime series "DearS". Essentially the film/TV series "Alien Nation" combined with CLAMP's "Chobits")
"I don't enjoy worldly entertainment, I could care less about new clothes or anything."
Ah, so you do enjoy worldly entertainment (otherwise you wouldn't be fartarsing around on an internet forum), new clothes and anything, eh? [/smartarse]
It's 'I couldn't care less', you stupid, ignorant 'homeskuled' fundie cunt! [/pedantic]
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