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while back I was watching a documentary on the Manhattan Project.
So at one point They were showing Photographs of those people who were instrumental in the development of the Atomic bomb. They Showed some scenes with J. Robert Oppenheimer the " father of the Bomb" and I suddenly had the certainty that this man was not a human , he was an Elf. Watching carefully It seemed that quite a few of the major contributors to the project were otherkin, mostly elves. This was at first rather a puzzle. Why would elves unleash such destructive power Of course then who else could, Surely this awesome power is well within the capabilities & realm of Elven magick. I discussed this a bit with some folks on the Elfkind Digest and they thought that it made sense. I'm inclined to focus on the creative artistic and emotional sensitivities of Elvin but history and legend has also indicated a great and powerful warrior tradition with many incidences of battle and conflict.
so what do you guys think Is this something Elves would do? Did they? were they the real makers of the first Atomic bomb? Or have I just been sniffing too much gingerbread?

skygreen, Embracing Mystery 27 Comments [3/13/2008 1:51:33 AM]
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Oh yes!, their peaked ears and Jewish and East-European surnames were unmistakable.

3/13/2008 2:27:54 AM

antichrist

I don't think it's gingerbread you've been sniffing.

So these people have rejected the bible, for Tolkien?

And maybe we should develop a test that people have to pass before they are allowed to read fiction?

3/13/2008 2:37:26 AM

jsonitsac

Antichrist, if this person thinks Tolkein is the bible, then shouldn't our friend here think that the Oppenheimmer was Sauron or some type of corrupted Maiar?

3/13/2008 2:47:05 AM

Brenz

I'm ok with the basic Ickean inhuman conspiracy theory, I just really want to know who the frak else this guy is talking to. There aren't TWO conspiracy theorists out there backing the Elf Illuminati idea, are there?

3/13/2008 3:42:24 AM

agentCDE

You should lay off the "special" gingerbread, man. You're totally freakin' me out, here.

3/13/2008 4:04:05 AM

antichrist

@jsonitsac ~ It was just a guess, I'm not up on my Elfin history :\

@Brenz ~ follow the link, it's absolutely bonkers.

3/13/2008 4:28:11 AM

aaa

Too much sniffing.

3/13/2008 9:16:43 AM

Old Viking

The only elves I've known were members of a bowling team. Man, they were good! There had to be magick involved in the way they could cover splits.

3/14/2008 12:29:18 AM

Nibien

Ah, it's both refreshing and depressing to know there are people out there that make fundies seem sane by comparison.

3/14/2008 1:52:00 AM

Fanatic-Templar

The last elves passed into the West a long time ago. All that remain are some moriquendi, and not many of those, either. Anyway, elven power was always tied to creation, not destruction.

Antichrist, jsonitsac

Hey, don't go grouping me with those whackos.

3/14/2008 2:31:50 AM

Osiris

You cannot be serious.

3/14/2008 4:47:26 PM

Chancellor Gorkon

Are you saying these guys made the bomb?

3/17/2008 3:03:31 PM

tmr

Too much gingerbread laced with....what?

3/17/2008 9:01:17 PM

Skyknight

The elves in question are probably more along the lines of the Unseelie Court than anything else.

This probably means that Skygreen has invested in a cold-iron fence. I wonder if he remembered to put a continuous line of gold around his house to scare off dullahans?

3/18/2008 1:25:27 AM

Mihai

The our course of action is clear....We must bring war to the elves! Those happy little bastards!

I'm curious as to how old skygreen is.

3/20/2008 10:13:30 PM

Novichock

Long live the Elvin holocaust!

3/25/2008 1:25:30 AM

super dooper dooper man

Now why would the elves want to nuke Japan? I mean the Japanese are kinda cute, in fact they look a bit like elves themselves XD.

3/25/2008 8:55:45 AM

the Prophet Muhammed

Uh, let me get this straight. This guy was watching a TV show and, suddenly, was *absolutely* certain that Oppenheimer was not a human but an elf?

Well, as I read this I suddenly was *absolutely* certain that s/he was a retard.

3/25/2008 9:30:57 PM

The Eagle

The internet: uniting crazy people since the 90's.

3/28/2008 7:17:56 PM

Headache

Let me suggest the following website which may assist skygreen in finding some help:
http://panicdisorder.about.com/cs/medication/ht/findpsych.htm


3/29/2008 9:37:17 PM

Rambler

Too much Gingerbread...

4/9/2008 9:29:38 PM

Mithcoriel

Him believing that certain people are elves (in spirit) I don't consider fundie, just an unusual belief.
But if he goes around explaining scietific stuff with magic, it is.

7/10/2008 4:19:24 PM



He came out of mirkwood to teach mankind a lesson.

11/10/2011 9:56:58 PM

anon

I suddenly had the certainty that this man was not a human , he was an Elf
[citation needed]

Or have I just been sniffing too much gingerbread?

I'm going to pick option number 2.

5/19/2012 5:41:24 PM

Ulfirc Stormcloak

The Thalmor was with them?! Damn Elves! I always knew they had something to do with this!

10/14/2014 3:29:11 PM
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