Oh yes!, their peaked ears and Jewish and East-European surnames were unmistakable.
3/13/2008 2:27:54 AM
I don't think it's gingerbread you've been sniffing.
So these people have rejected the bible, for Tolkien?
And maybe we should develop a test that people have to pass before they are allowed to read fiction?
3/13/2008 2:37:26 AM
Antichrist, if this person thinks Tolkein is the bible, then shouldn't our friend here think that the Oppenheimmer was Sauron or some type of corrupted Maiar?
3/13/2008 2:47:05 AM
I'm ok with the basic Ickean inhuman conspiracy theory, I just really want to know who the frak else this guy is talking to. There aren't TWO conspiracy theorists out there backing the Elf Illuminati idea, are there?
3/13/2008 3:42:24 AM
You should lay off the "special" gingerbread, man. You're totally freakin' me out, here.
3/13/2008 4:04:05 AM
@jsonitsac ~ It was just a guess, I'm not up on my Elfin history :\
@Brenz ~ follow the link, it's absolutely bonkers.
3/13/2008 4:28:11 AM
Too much sniffing.
3/13/2008 9:16:43 AM
The only elves I've known were members of a bowling team. Man, they were good! There had to be magick involved in the way they could cover splits.
3/14/2008 12:29:18 AM
Ah, it's both refreshing and depressing to know there are people out there that make fundies seem sane by comparison.
3/14/2008 1:52:00 AM
The last elves passed into the West a long time ago. All that remain are some moriquendi, and not many of those, either. Anyway, elven power was always tied to creation, not destruction.
Hey, don't go grouping me with those whackos.
3/14/2008 2:31:50 AM
You cannot be serious.
3/14/2008 4:47:26 PM
Are you saying these guys made the bomb?
3/17/2008 3:03:31 PM
Too much gingerbread laced with....what?
3/17/2008 9:01:17 PM
The elves in question are probably more along the lines of the Unseelie Court than anything else.
This probably means that Skygreen has invested in a cold-iron fence. I wonder if he remembered to put a continuous line of gold around his house to scare off dullahans?
3/18/2008 1:25:27 AM
The our course of action is clear....We must bring war to the elves! Those happy little bastards!
I'm curious as to how old skygreen is.
3/20/2008 10:13:30 PM
Long live the Elvin holocaust!
3/25/2008 1:25:30 AM
super dooper dooper man
Now why would the elves want to nuke Japan? I mean the Japanese are kinda cute, in fact they look a bit like elves themselves XD.
3/25/2008 8:55:45 AM
the Prophet Muhammed
Uh, let me get this straight. This guy was watching a TV show and, suddenly, was *absolutely* certain that Oppenheimer was not a human but an elf?
Well, as I read this I suddenly was *absolutely* certain that s/he was a retard.
3/25/2008 9:30:57 PM
The internet: uniting crazy people since the 90's.
3/28/2008 7:17:56 PM
Let me suggest the following website which may assist skygreen in finding some help:
3/29/2008 9:37:17 PM
Too much Gingerbread...
4/9/2008 9:29:38 PM
Him believing that certain people are elves (in spirit) I don't consider fundie, just an unusual belief.
But if he goes around explaining scietific stuff with magic, it is.
7/10/2008 4:19:24 PM
He came out of mirkwood to teach mankind a lesson.
11/10/2011 9:56:58 PM
I suddenly had the certainty that this man was not a human , he was an Elf
Or have I just been sniffing too much gingerbread?
I'm going to pick option number 2.
5/19/2012 5:41:24 PM