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#432220
Oh yes!, their peaked ears and Jewish and East-European surnames were unmistakable.
3/13/2008 2:27:54 AM
#432227
antichrist
I don't think it's gingerbread you've been sniffing.
So these people have rejected the bible, for Tolkien?
And maybe we should develop a test that people have to pass before they are allowed to read fiction?
3/13/2008 2:37:26 AM
#432235
jsonitsac
Antichrist, if this person thinks Tolkein is the bible, then shouldn't our friend here think that the Oppenheimmer was Sauron or some type of corrupted Maiar?
3/13/2008 2:47:05 AM
#432277
Brenz
I'm ok with the basic Ickean inhuman conspiracy theory, I just really want to know who the frak else this guy is talking to. There aren't TWO conspiracy theorists out there backing the Elf Illuminati idea, are there?
3/13/2008 3:42:24 AM
#432303
agentCDE
You should lay off the "special" gingerbread, man. You're totally freakin' me out, here.
3/13/2008 4:04:05 AM
#432324
antichrist
@jsonitsac ~ It was just a guess, I'm not up on my Elfin history :\
@Brenz ~ follow the link, it's absolutely bonkers.
3/13/2008 4:28:11 AM
#432454
aaa
Too much sniffing.
3/13/2008 9:16:43 AM
#433292
Old Viking
The only elves I've known were members of a bowling team. Man, they were good! There had to be magick involved in the way they could cover splits.
3/14/2008 12:29:18 AM
#433378
Nibien
Ah, it's both refreshing and depressing to know there are people out there that make fundies seem sane by comparison.
3/14/2008 1:52:00 AM
#433416
Fanatic-Templar
The last elves passed into the West a long time ago. All that remain are some moriquendi, and not many of those, either. Anyway, elven power was always tied to creation, not destruction.
Antichrist, jsonitsac
Hey, don't go grouping me with those whackos.
3/14/2008 2:31:50 AM
#433938
Osiris
You cannot be serious.
3/14/2008 4:47:26 PM
#436362
Chancellor Gorkon
Are you saying these guys made the bomb?
3/17/2008 3:03:31 PM
#436695
tmr
Too much gingerbread laced with....what?
3/17/2008 9:01:17 PM
#436940
Skyknight
The elves in question are probably more along the lines of the Unseelie Court than anything else.
This probably means that Skygreen has invested in a cold-iron fence. I wonder if he remembered to put a continuous line of gold around his house to scare off dullahans?
3/18/2008 1:25:27 AM
#439778
Mihai
The our course of action is clear....We must bring war to the elves! Those happy little bastards!
I'm curious as to how old skygreen is.
3/20/2008 10:13:30 PM
#443407
Novichock
Long live the Elvin holocaust!
3/25/2008 1:25:30 AM
#443707
super dooper dooper man
Now why would the elves want to nuke Japan? I mean the Japanese are kinda cute, in fact they look a bit like elves themselves XD.
3/25/2008 8:55:45 AM
#444208
the Prophet Muhammed
Uh, let me get this straight. This guy was watching a TV show and, suddenly, was *absolutely* certain that Oppenheimer was not a human but an elf?
Well, as I read this I suddenly was *absolutely* certain that s/he was a retard.
3/25/2008 9:30:57 PM
#447626
The Eagle
The internet: uniting crazy people since the 90's.
3/28/2008 7:17:56 PM
#448714
Headache
Let me suggest the following website which may assist skygreen in finding some help:
http://panicdisorder.about.com/cs/medication/ht/findpsych.htm
3/29/2008 9:37:17 PM
#460213
Rambler
Too much Gingerbread...
4/9/2008 9:29:38 PM
#580878
Mithcoriel
Him believing that certain people are elves (in spirit) I don't consider fundie, just an unusual belief.
But if he goes around explaining scietific stuff with magic, it is.
7/10/2008 4:19:24 PM
#1348113
He came out of mirkwood to teach mankind a lesson.
11/10/2011 9:56:58 PM
#1405004
anon
I suddenly had the certainty that this man was not a human , he was an Elf
[citation needed]
Or have I just been sniffing too much gingerbread?
I'm going to pick option number 2.
5/19/2012 5:41:24 PM
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