just17 #fundie

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I have a little test I do to see if people are TRULY saved or not. I get them talking about heaven and then throw in something like "You know what's amazing is Jeffrey Dahmer was supposedly saved before he died, so we will see him in heaven."

The people that think they are going to heaven because they are "good" will always balk at that and say no way. The people that are born again don't fight it because they understand the meaning of God's grace.

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old comment by the_ignored

http://www.holysmoke.org/hs00/dahmer.htm

compared to the AIG pricks.
http://www.answersingenesis.org/Home/area/tools/Quotes/dahmer.asp using someone as ignorant of evolution as they are to support their strawman: all it takes is for one person to take the time to ask one evolutionary biologist if that's what evolution means. Richard Dawkins could've set them straight, only they misquote him too.

Something else; Dahmer's father was a good ol' time Baptist creationist:
http://www.answersingenesis.org/Home/Area/bios/default.asp

Dr. Jack W. Cuozzo, Dentist
Dr. William M. Curtis III, Th.D., Th.M., M.S., Aeronautics & Nuclear Physics
Dr. Malcolm Cutchins, Aerospace Engineering
Dr. Lionel Dahmer, Analytical Chemist
Dr. Raymond V. Damadian, M.D., Pioneer of magnetic resonance imaging

old comment by Xotan

What a self-satisfied prick you are.

News for you. Only your Supposed Jesus/God can save. All your self-congratulatory assumptions are meaningless. And your self-righteousness, engengered by self-satisfaction, self-righteousness and self-congratulation point you out, in my book, as one of the eternally damned. So happy to make your acquaintance. I have a feeling, if there is an afterlife, we may well be sharing a lot of our company together.

Of course all that 'self' stuff will happily enable your to blind yourself to how pharisaical you are, and will easily enable you to be convinced that I am demonic.

More news for you. If I were in the least demonic, I would make a point of tormenting you born-again lot with every demonic power I could summon. Alas, I cannot do that, so I mustn't be all that demonic.

That still doesn't mean that you are any the less a prick.

old comment by damned little darling

I'll bet anything this person doesn't know that Mister Dahmer was, in fact, a homosexual. If there were a Saint Peter, and there were a heaven, imagine the dialogue that would ensue according to these fundy fuckwits:

Saint Peter: "Well, well, it's Mister Dahmer. Um... I don't know how to say this, but you smell like a cross between bacon and a burning hairbrush."
Dahmer: "I just got the electric chair."
SP: "Ah. Well, it says here you've killed, maimed, tortured, raped, kidnapped, dismembered and... wait, this can't be right..."
JD: "Yeah... it is. They were pretty tasty."
SP: "The Big Guy *is* a pretty excellent chef, I must say. I hope you enjoyed them, because it says here that you repented after committing those stomach-churning atrocities... so I guess it's totally cool. High five! All those innocent victims and grieving families will get over it. You're free to enter."
JD: "Sweet!"
SP: "Have a nice eternit-

*alarm sounds as Dahmer passes through the pearly gates*

"HEY WAIT! YOU'RE GAY!? WTF!??! OH HELL NOES!!"

~dLd~

old comment by Anon-e-moose

Those in the 19th Century were way ahead of you lot on Ruptured Retards:

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So your 'God' favours and values murderers, rapists, terrorists and paedophiles more than those who have never so much as swatted a fly. All because of the latter peoples' lack of 'belief'?

just17 (your age, or IQ?!), you've just proven what we Atheists have suspected all along: who Games Workshop based the Chaos God Khorne on:

http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Khorne

http://warhammeronline.wikia.com/wiki/Khorne*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaos_%28Warhammer%29#The_Chaos_Gods

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

*- 'Khorne's followers are also known to bellow, "KILL! MAIM! BURN!" repeatedly while hacking apart their enemies'

Hmmmmm, I wonder if this is the basis of right-wing Fundamentalist Christians' exhortations of 'Kill 'em all! Let God sort 'em out!' (especially the inbred trailer-trash, redneck, yee-haw, gunfucking NRA types), and 'Turn or Burn'.

The main fapping material of those on Ruptured Retards, Revelation, sounds like the perfect WH40K gaming scenario.

@Swede

"Judge not, lest ye be judged.

If Jeffrey Dahmer, Scott Rodeder and Timothy McVeigh (among other mass/serial/stupid killers) are in heaven, I think I'll prefer Hades."

Meanwhile, we heathens (and non-fundies) will be partying for all eternity at a vast poolside bash: with the best in eats & drinks; babes & hunks (for those who were originally single/swingers etc); where we'll get to meet all the cool people (Galileo, Da Vinci, Darwin, Gandhi, Churchill & Roosevelt, JFK, Turing, Clarke, Asimov, Dawkins, Hawking, Obama, you name them). Lucifer'll be the host, MC & DJ (remember who has all the best tunes, natch?!). All having a hot time forever.

...what? You on RR think Hell will be a Lake O'Fire, with hideous tortures & torments for all time? What makes you think Satan will do exactly as your 'God' commands in the Bible? And why should he? What makes you think that the above scenario won't come to pass? PROTIP: Just remember why Lucifer was cast down from Heaven.

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