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Let's push 'em in the the black hole. It would make a great new home for all of their whacked out theories and experiments.
Could you imagine having no more Scientists!!!!!!!
Sorry, getting excited prematurely. While it may not be the black hole that swallows 'em up, I know they'll soon be done away with. In the meantime, I shall pray for their Salvation.
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DIAF. Until you do, I'll continue to hope you consider free thought.
(Do I win the fundy lookalike contest?)
Yeah!
All their whacked out theories and experiments that make no sense at all!
Like the ones that led to them creating the artificial black hole!
That'll prove that their stupid theories are of no use when we push them into the black hole they made with their theories and experiments!
All their whacked out theories and experiments that make no sense at all!
Ooh look, we're back where we started...
Can I imagine a world without scientists?
Yes. It was called the Dark Ages, only it would be worse because at least back then there were a few scientists prepared to defy the church in varying degrees.
Quantum black hole, microscopic in size, IIRC.
Feed it to a rapture weenie, see what happens.
I'm sure with your stance on scientists you never go to a doctor, drink safe water, watch television, talk on the phone or use the Internet.
Ooops.
"Could you imagine having no more Scientists!!!!!!!"
It looks almost like a question. If only it had a question mark after it, you would have done something correctly.
In answer to what you believe to be a question, yes, I can imagine having no more scientists. I've read a decent amount of Dark Ages history.
Damn those scientists, proving their ideas instead of believing in random shit and making the world a better place while they're at it!
I can't wait to get rid of them so I can live in a god damn cave.
I bet all these fundies also drive cars, fly in airplanes, use computers, drink clean water, use toilets, have air conditioning/indoor heating... I bet some of them even have satellite TV! granted every channel is probably blocked
I certainly can imagine it. No more medicine, no more cars, no more computers, technology at a stand still.
Why do scientists need to create artificial black holes, when people like bride_of_christ have natural black holes conveniently located right within their skulls? Sure, it's unethical to saw open people's heads to harvest the matter crushing vacuums within them, but, in all honesty, society will benefit from doing so...with or without a black hole.
When I click on the link, bride_of_christ's post now reads: "offensive comment deleted ."
Even Rapture Ready apparently has a line you can't cross.
Yes, let's imagine that. No more anti-biotics or other modern medications. No more transportation better than a horse cart. No more weather forecasts better than Uncle Clem's achy knee. No communications equipment beyond carrier pigeons. No criminology technologies to catch the murderers and child rapers. So far. it's sounding pretty lame, butt_of_christ's.
Ah yes, having no more scientists will be excellent! No more vaccines, antibiotics, or any possible cure for AIDS. Damn those scientists! Away with them all! KILL!!
You, ma'am, have lost the priviledge of using the internet and computers. The scientists are taking them back, you see, because you don't appreciate all of the "whacked out theories" that went into making them.
For that matter, I hope you aren't too attached to electricity either. Or vaccines. Or any other modern convienence of your everyday life.
"Could you imagine having no more Scientists!!!!!!!"
Ignoring everything that's wrong with that sentence, yes, I can. There'd be a lot less research into curing cancer and a lot more torture devices.
On a brighter (no pun intended) note: Hey...new way to attack the most batshit insane Fundies. Die In A Black Hole...hmm...it's a thought.
Blackvoice-
Cool Dalek reference.
Gotta love RR
I want to see them be torn apart, tortured, and dance in their blood. But I love them and will pray for them.
And yeah I can imagine no more Scientists. It looks like Iran.
"Sorry, getting excited prematurely."
I'm sure some of those scientists that you loathe have come up with a remedy for that.
Doesn't particle physics sort of contradict the bible in every way, so wouldn't the creation of a black hole prove the bible to be an inaccurate pile of superstitious supposition YET AGAIN?
Shame said black hole would evaporate in a merest fraction of a second - we could compare it's density to an average fundy.
Is it just me? or does it seem a little contradictory to, on the one hand, get excited at the idea of scientists being destroyed and on the other to pray they'll be saved so they can spend eternity with you?
Why not just hop on a boat and take a little trip up the Amazon? There you will find a place that you will absolutely love...no scientists, no evolutionists, and village after village of people to whom you can witness!
You can live off the land there like the locals do. Pick your clothes from the clothing trees, get your shoes from the shoe farms, and you can help out by planting bible bushes for the locals. No blaspheming scientists to worry about, just you and god and and local people to whom you can bring the Word. You should be happy there for the rest of your (very short) life!
Could you imagine having no more Fundies!!!!!!!
Fixed :) Except, FSTDT would have no material, so now I'm conflicted.
Yeah, imagine no more scientists! Also...
Imagine no more cures for diseases!
Imagine no more technology!
Imagine no more space travel!
Imagine no more fascinating discoveries about this earth's past.
A bright future, indeed...
Sorry, getting excited prematurely.
Better stop that, or you will leave you seat wet.
No more scientists excite you? Say buhbye to lights, electricity, medicine, that computer you are spouting your inane drive on, along with a host of other things.
"Let's push 'em in the the black hole. It would make a great new home for all of their whacked out theories and experiments"
Ehh, make up your mind. If the theory/experiment is whacked out, there will be no black hole to push them into. [talk about killing the messenger]
I just checked the thread and I have to admit, Karateguy's avatar is pretty damn cool.
bride_of_christ's, on the other hand...
"Could you imagine having no more Scientists!!!!!!!"
Yes, because the world used to be like that.
One in ten mothers died in childbirth, one in four children died in their first year, and the average lifespan was only 25-30 years.
We are better off for having left that world behind. And we'd be better off still if we'd left fundtards like you in it!
No more
dentists,
epidurals
doctors
TV
microphones
electricity
internet
Computers
cars
planes
mechanical grave diggers
videos, DVDs CDs
The list is practically endless.
But to push the scientists into the black hole, you would have to find it first. And you would need a scientist for that. Besides, if you approach close enough to push the scientists in, you will get swallowed up in it yourself... So you are back where you started.
Oh yes, let's get rid of all scientists! I'm sure we'll be fine without clean water, electricity, vehicles, vaccines, medicine, and everything else science has provided. It's a perfect godly plan!
No more vaccines, computers, cures for disease, cell phones, ipods, or refrigeration for you! Have fun with that.
Ok that's it! I'm am personally going to pick up every single one of these guys and ship them off to an island where they can live out their lives without electricity, computers, medication, television, the internet, telephones, etc...
They want to live in a world without science? Fine, lets ship them off to an island and leave with only a Bible written on papyrus. Can't use a printed bible because scientists made those printing presses so we all know those are machines of the devil.
@Blackvoice
Your Dalek impression made me think of this:
"Our time has come!
Age of the hammerheads
We're on a mission
to be the Daleks of God."
-excerpt from "Hammerheads" by Shriekback
without scientists you wouldn't have the computer in front of you, or the fridge that keeps the mighty booze cool, or the ability to heat your home the list of things scientists have done for our ungratefull ass goes on and on
Not to mention she apologizes to the "good" scientists later on...meaning, I gather, the Hovindites that just regurgitate scriptures, and fudge evidence to back themselves.
Some "loving christian" this "bride_of_christ's" person is. Maybe she should take on a more truthful and to the point identity, such as "bride_of_satan's".
You really cannot reason with these morons, the only thing you can really do is play "whack-a-mole" with them until the soreness in their heads convinces them that they should lay low for a while.
@Abysses
You can feed the black hole a lot of charged particles and then trap it in an electromagnetic field. It would gravitate towards the densest thing around to consume, but at the same time be repelled by the surrounding charge, so if you balance it just right, it would be stuck and its event horizon won't expand too far, because at some point the particles absorbed into it would flip others out, and as long as you keep the event horizon small and stable, it won't try to eat the earth.
As for tossing scientists into the black hole, first one might have to explain to a fundie that it's not really a "hole" so much as a single ultra-dense particle bending space a bit, at which point I expect their brain would implode and necessitate following the procedure above.
So, when do we tell them that the black hole was miniscule, and disappeared almost instantaniously, thus making pushing them in impossible?
"Could you imagine having no more Scientists!!!!!!! "
Without scientists you wouldn't have your computer, car, electric, tv, and a bunch of other things.
Why did they need to create an artificial black hole when the could just have used the most common natural black hole known on earth, the inside of Rapturetard skulls? Plenty of unused space there, they sure aren't using it. And anything you put in there is lost, gone forever, never to exceed the escape velocity...
Edit: Oops, sorry for the duplicate.
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