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My Orgone Blasters are not the same as the typical tower busters you see online. I've discovered that many of them being sold online are being sabotaged for evil purposes!! So through Yahweh we're making our own that:

-Absorbs and ELIMINATES chemtrails

-Neutralize the evilness of the towers!

-Repel evil entities and aliens, keep them out of your yard and home

-Protect your home, yard, then cover your neighborhood, town, or city!! If you don't protect your areas they're going to be stomping grounds for the Anuk and demons! These last days, when the veil is lifted, are not going to be friendly!

-Clean the air and help you breathe better. Orgone can help those with asthma and those with breathing problems.

-Eliminates toxins, poisons and radiation from the air

-Defeats chemtrails and keeps your skies clear

-Improves breathing, helps those with asthma

-Promotes natural health, keeps you from catching every flu virus under the sun

-Knocks out bad thunderstorms before they get to your area, chills out tornados headed your way

-Asphyxiates evil, aliens can't breathe around it and it burns them!

-Keeps demonic entities out of your home and yard.

-Nullifies the effects of the strong subliminal messaging NWO towers erected everywhere

-Stops ELF attacks

-Helps you sleep better

-Stops sleep abductions

-Emits positive energy, evil can't stand being around it!

-A defensive weapon in the last days to combat aliens and the NWO

-Stops headaches and migraines, improves overall health

-Those areas gifted with Orgone suffered the least amount of damage from Hurricanes

Sherry Shriner, orgoneblasters.com 38 Comments [3/14/2008 11:25:06 PM]
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Apostle

There is nothing good to say about this person. Pure genuine fraud OR the craziest nut that I have ever seen.

3/15/2008 2:19:24 AM

antichrist

Typical cult behaviour. Suck 'em in, then suck their wallets.

It's just new-age crystal bullshit.


3/15/2008 3:47:17 AM

Nibien

It also slices and dices tomatoes and will never need to be sharpened!

3/15/2008 4:32:57 AM

jsonitsac

I thought the government cracked down on people selling orgone boxes.

3/15/2008 5:09:14 AM

aaa

Illuminati, yer cover has blown!

3/15/2008 11:54:29 AM

FMG

My Orgone Blasters are not the same as the typical tower busters you see online. I've discovered that many of them being sold online are being sabotaged for evil purposes!! So through Yahweh we're making our own that:

Er... Random word generator go!


-Absorbs and ELIMINATES chemtrails


Excellent... Just what I need so I can summon my master... Xenu.


-Neutralize the evilness of the towers!


Does it involve using hairy footed midgets to hurl a piece of jewelery into a volcano?


-Repel evil entities and aliens, keep them out of your yard and home


What about door to door salesmen and Jehovah's witnesses?


-Protect your home, yard, then cover your neighborhood, town, or city!! If you don't protect your areas they're going to be stomping grounds for the Anuk and demons! These last days, when the veil is lifted, are not going to be friendly!


But my tesla coil does that already...


-Clean the air and help you breathe better. Orgone can help those with asthma and those with breathing problems.


It can also turn lead into gold and make you live forever!


-Eliminates toxins, poisons and radiation from the air


And fools from the genepool!


-Defeats chemtrails and keeps your skies clear


That way Aliens can watch you while you are taking a shower.


-Promotes natural health, keeps you from catching every flu virus under the sun


Now you will only catch some of them.


-Knocks out bad thunderstorms before they get to your area, chills out tornados headed your way


Damn. So that's what been screwing with my weather machine. Damn you Sherry! I will get you next time!


-Asphyxiates evil, aliens can't breathe around it and it burns them!


Is Sherry Shriner going to have to choke an alien bitch? (Now that would be some very very odd lesbian erotic asphyxiation porno...)


-Nullifies the effects of the strong subliminal messaging NWO towers erected everywhere


Pfft... We don't use towers anymore... I mean... Yes our towers...


-Stops ELF attacks


I feel that a sufficient tower defence strategy coupled with strikes against their gold mine satellite bases... oh wait! you are talking about reality!


-Helps you sleep better


So does Carbon Monoxide...


-Stops sleep abductions


I prefer to abduct people when they are fully awake.


-Emits positive energy, evil can't stand being around it!


It burns us!


-A defensive weapon in the last days to combat aliens and the NWO


Look if you get us all killed by aliens I will with my dying efforts kick you in the head... I swear to Shiva I will...


-Those areas gifted with Orgone suffered the least amount of damage from Hurricanes


But twice as likely to suffer from a sudden rain of Frog...

3/15/2008 3:55:09 PM



The aim of publicity is making you believe that you need a product creating a necessity where there isn't. Fixed.

3/15/2008 4:17:20 PM

Hollio

Am I the only one who's noticed that there isn't a buy link for these "orgone blasters" on Sherry's page?

3/15/2008 4:44:47 PM

Zipperback

-Repel evil entities and aliens, keep them out of your yard and home

You damn aliens keep out of my gardenias!!!

3/15/2008 5:10:04 PM

Empress of Zind

What's the NWO? Is this a new world-controlling organization I have to worry about on top of all the others?

3/15/2008 7:51:57 PM

Old Viking

I have a prototype model. Works OK.

3/16/2008 12:08:12 AM

Fed Up

Elf attacks? Are we talking about the pointy-ear kind or the Earth Liberation Front?

3/16/2008 4:10:54 AM

JonnyTruant

@FedUp

ELF = Extreme Low Frequency

I think they worry about it being used for mind control or something. The fact there are people out there weird enough to buy crap like this to protect them from so many imaginary 'evils' really disturbs me. Do they have a version of this stuff that works against these wackos and fundies? I'd buy it in a second!

3/16/2008 5:53:11 AM

Doctor Fishcake


3/16/2008 12:34:22 PM

antichrist

@JonnyTruant

A concrete Buddha statue or Krishna statue seems to ward off a fair number of them. Of course others just pretend to not see it.

Maybe Kali would work better?

3/16/2008 5:32:13 PM

Athar

For only four easy payments of 99.95 !!!
CALL NOW!!!!


But Sherry I'm not convinced, can your orgone blaster really do all this? What about the other brands of Orgone blaster?

3/17/2008 12:03:25 AM

FlyintheOintment

Anyone want to buy one and sue them for false claims and damages resulting from the product not performing as promised? I still got abducted etc...
could buy a new server for us

3/17/2008 12:11:08 PM

Athar

Have you seen what she is actually selling? Funny coloured rocks! She then lists what they protect against and what they do to the aliens. Or rather she lists a bunch of words that mean in one way or another death. Apparently they do things like cause annhilation and dissolvent and apocalypse of aliens.

What the fuck is she on about?

3/17/2008 10:19:40 PM

Blayze Kohime

This is even better than Believe In God Breath Spray and Prayer Handkerchiefs.

3/18/2008 5:30:30 PM

F

Sherry will end up in an upholstered room, just like Wilhelm Reich.

3/20/2008 7:33:15 AM



What in the blue fucking hell is Orgone?

3/20/2008 7:36:26 PM

Mihai

I don't know about you guys, but a New World Order sounds damn good to me...I ain't gonna blast it with an...orgasm? orgy? orca? what?

3/20/2008 10:03:39 PM

Circle Takes The Square

Ok, which drug is she taking/not taking?

3/21/2008 6:14:09 AM

Fishcakes

Will it strip paint, resole my shoes, and fix my leaky bathtub seal, too?

3/25/2008 12:41:25 AM

super dooper dooper man

This sounds like something from WOW or guild wars, you know those weapons or armour with wierd magical properties that are completely useless in terms of actual gameplay? <more useless rambling...>

3/25/2008 8:51:09 AM
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